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4 Kelvins = 1 Joule
USA Today's "Mr. Sunny" demonstrates how you can stiffen nipples even on hot days.What do you mean I didn't read the article?-OR-Things you did not know - "Pull my finger" and phallic humor are running gags in the USA Today Graphics Dept.-OR-The gif animation was abruptly terminated by censors as soon as Mr. Sunny's lips formed an O. See it in its entirety on Ghey Tuesday, sponsored by CaptionThis corporate partner...DUREX and the Committee to Reelect Bawney Fwank.
Mr. Sun heats things up as he gives the thermometer 4 pumps.
Heat Meiser was quick to turn off the monitor, but it was too late. The Bumble had seen it, and gave him a knowing wink.
Uhm... Hello!!! What the hell is the Sun doing there.... It's man-made CO2 that causes HOT you f**king planet killing moron!!!!! Signed: Al Gore.
pffft, if all you could do was look at hot cuties in thongs at the beach all summer, you'd do some strokin' too!
So, how many pumps for a full load?
Let's hope that thermometer doesn't develop a leak up at the top, because somebody would have some 'splainin' to do.
Man, I've never had heat stroke like that before!
Exercise caution near the base of the thermometer - don't squeeze too hard (and don't forget the balls)!
This picture has been Al Gore approved.
Mr. Sun has the €@££%#& decency to give a guy a reach-around.
Let's hope that thermometer doesn't explode....the EPA would get really pissed at that mercury facial...
Here's hoping he doesn't exceed his goal...
Mr. Sun fights back against the whole melanoma crowd.
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