Friday, July 08, 2011

Mr. Sun, You Homo

Racer Boy

16 comments:

straight8 said...

Heat stroke!

Matt the K said...

4 Kelvins = 1 Joule

Carpe Phlogiston said...

USA Today's "Mr. Sunny" demonstrates how you can stiffen nipples even on hot days.
What do you mean I didn't read the article?

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Things you did not know - "Pull my finger" and phallic humor are running gags in the USA Today Graphics Dept.

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The gif animation was abruptly terminated by censors as soon as Mr. Sunny's lips formed an O. See it in its entirety on Ghey Tuesday, sponsored by CaptionThis corporate partner...DUREX and the Committee to Reelect Bawney Fwank.

blue said...

Mr. Sun heats things up as he gives the thermometer 4 pumps.

Matt the K said...

Heat Meiser was quick to turn off the monitor, but it was too late. The Bumble had seen it, and gave him a knowing wink.

sonicfrog said...

Uhm... Hello!!! What the hell is the Sun doing there.... It's man-made CO2 that causes HOT you f**king planet killing moron!!!!!

Signed: Al Gore.

Mr. Sun ... said...

pffft, if all you could do was look at hot cuties in thongs at the beach all summer, you'd do some strokin' too!

mpur said...

So, how many pumps for a full load?

Kaptain Krude said...

Let's hope that thermometer doesn't develop a leak up at the top, because somebody would have some 'splainin' to do.

Kaptain Krude said...

Man, I've never had heat stroke like that before!

racerboy said...

Exercise caution near the base of the thermometer - don't squeeze too hard (and don't forget the balls)!

Spineless Vertebra said...

This picture has been Al Gore approved.

divine miss m said...

Mr. Sun has the €@££%#& decency to give a guy a reach-around.

jj said...

Let's hope that thermometer doesn't explode....the EPA would get really pissed at that mercury facial...

Submariner said...

Here's hoping he doesn't exceed his goal...

Submariner said...

Mr. Sun fights back against the whole melanoma crowd.