1. Mika and Joe react to a story that "All of Sarah Palin's children were torn apart by wild dogs earlier today..."
2. Joe and Mika discuss the probability of a Joe Biden candidacy in 2016.
3. Joe and Mika's initial response at seeing Anthony's Weiner.
4. "'Where will you be when your laxative kicks in?' That one kills me every time, Joe."
5. We've secretly replaced Joe Scarborough with Chandler Bing from friends. Let's see if either one of the viewers notices.
Best of Submariner
"Andy Dick" That name always slays me..
Best of Jack Reacher
"It's just an expression, Joe. You don't actually 'blow.'"
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Olbermann's on what station now?..."
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Maybe the segment on medical marijuana so close to 4:20pm wasn't the greatest idea.
Or maybe, it was.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
MSNBC attempts a different tact in their coverage of the Casey Anthony trial.
Best of mpur
Thaddeus McCotter announced what?
Best of blue
"...just 4 more pumps, Mika!"
Best of Spin
The Pavlovian response displayed by Mika and Joe when the words 'Obama' and 'dick' are used together was amazing.
Best of Kaptain Krude
"Wow, former Congressman Wiener, that looks just like a penis," Mika paused for a second, "only smaller!"
31 comments:
"No, you stupid dick. The delay is not on."
Vinneh
"Andy Dick" That name always slays me..
"...and President Obama issued an executive order yesterday requiring elimination of ID checks at the southern border."
Michael Moore has announced he'll do a documentary on the effects of National Helath Care reform on big business this fall. We give it four, er, FIVE! thumbs up!
Barry threw his own Grandma under the bus!
After the break on 'Punch Line of the Liberal Elite:'
"...and then President Obama blamed it on George W. Bush."
The monors over at Caption This! don't even realize that it WASN'T the Germans that bombed Pearl Harbor!
>Yuk< >Yuk<
We're SO superior to them...
"So Malia's twelve and her dad thought she was thirteen? Crazy! Obviously, we're not going to air this."
"It's just an expression, Joe. You don't actually 'blow.'"
MSNBC grasps: "Michele Bachmann ended a sentence with a preposition?!? BAH HA HA HA HA!"
"...and so the monk says 'why don't you just spit on it like we do back at the monastery!' HA HA HA HA!... And now, we'd like to apologize to the President for something unfortunate that happened yesterday..."
"BAH HA HA HA HA!... O.K., O.K... We'll be right back with more of V the K's "best of's" right after this."
"Olbermann's on what station now?..."
Maybe the segment on medical marijuana so close to 4:20pm wasn't the greatest idea.
Or maybe, it was.
"...and so, the President has been working overtime on the economy and... BWA HA HA HA HA!... Oh, I'm sorry folks. I knew I was in trouble as soon as the words left my mouth."
"Hey, did anyone see a plate of brownies marked "Property of Submariner"?
MSNBC attempts a different tact in their coverage of the Casey Anthony trial.
Thaddeus McCotter announced what?
"Did you see that? That kitten *totally* just walked right into that door, even though it was right in front of him. Man, YouTube rocks!"
"We've replaced M'chelle's eating shovel with a pitchfork. Let's see if anyone notices!" Sadly, Mika and Joe's prank on the First "Lady" would have repercussions. Serious repercussions.
Mika: "This is incredible! Our ratings doubled during a single commercial break?"
Joe: "I finally got my wife to start watching again."
Mika looked on in astonishment as Joe took her bet that he wouldn't jerk off on national TV.
"...just 4 more pumps, Mika!"
"...In other news, it turns out that there really is a significant political bias in the media -- we're much too conservative", chuckled the reporter, "Oh, I knew I'd never get through that with a straight face"...
The reaction was predictable at MSLSD when Richard Gere's gerbils were accidentally set free in the studio...
With the economy in the toilet, Tickle Me Elmo works under the table for some extra cash.
But seriously, Joe; exactly WHO are you trying to convince that you are a TOP?
The Pavlovian response displayed by Mika and Joe when the words 'Obama' and 'dick' are used together was amazing.
"Wow, former Congressman Wiener, that looks just like a penis," Mika paused for a second, "only smaller!"
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