Schneider
Best of GregMan
And then Dub's head exploded.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
David Attenborough whispers: We've come upon a stark reminder of fishing trawler collateral damage... an unidentifiable bloated carcass entangled in a discarded drift net. Folks, this brings tears to my eyes.
Best of mpur
I didn't know they used nets to catch whales.
Best of Dr. Doom
Senator Jackson-Lee goes (excuse the expression) undercover to prove that Wal-Mart is raaacist...
Best of Censors Hip
Under Obama's redistribution of wealth plan, customers must take the next hooker in line.....
Best of Double the U
John Water's remake of "The Color Purple"
Best of satted
Thank goodness we used 400lb testline...
Best of Rodney Dill
That's no moon....
Best of Submariner
Let's see... I need Danish, Coffe Cakes, Cheesecake, Haagen Daz, Butter, Cream Cheese, Block Cheese, Whipped Cream, and Coffee. Black coffee - no Coffee Mate or Splenda for you this time, Marla, you're serious about counting your calories this time.
Best of Vinneh
Clean up on aisle 4.
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And then Dub's head exploded.
"Oh good, it's diet Coke."
David Attenborough whispers: We've come upon a stark reminder of fishing trawler collateral damage... an unidentifiable bloated carcass entangled in a discarded drift net. Folks, this brings tears to my eyes.
-OR-
Later, back at the double-wide, Earlene would complain to her half-drunk husband about a fat cashier who wore an ill-fitting t-shirt in a hideous shade of green.
-OR-
That used to be a tightweave cableknit sweater before Bertha started putting on the pounds.
I didn't know they used nets to catch whales.
Senator Jackson-Lee goes (excuse the expression) undercover to prove that Wal-Mart is raaacist...
"Senator Jackson-Lee..."
Yes, and this sexy little number is what got her promoted from Representative Jackson-Lee.
Under Obama's redistribution of wealth plan, customers must take the next hooker in line.....
John Water's remake of "The Color Purple"
The one that got away... a wee bit to big for the net.
Thank goodness we used 400lb testline...
And so what!... I only voted for Obama 6 times.
Shopping in the "Baby Daddy" section...
Something tells me she knits with parachute cord instead of yarn.
Pardon me miss; the Lions could really use an offensive tackle that can line block. Are you interested?
That's no moon....
Let's see...
I need Danish, Coffe Cakes, Cheesecake, Haagen Daz, Butter, Cream Cheese, Block Cheese, Whipped Cream, and Coffee. Black coffee - no Coffee Mate or Splenda for you this time, Marla, you're serious about counting your calories this time.
Mom?
She tells me that John Edwards was TOO good...
v word - gulble - I think she might have been.
Do I want ribbed for my pleasure, or thin for him???
Jeez, the Justice League will let *anybody* join these days.
Clean up on aisle 4.
Vinneh
Although the body was created by St. Pauli Girl, that ain't no St. Pauli Girl body!
She can just use the Anthony Weiner excuse: hey, just giving the little fella some air!
[Am I the only one who assumed she was pregnant?]
Sorry everyone - didn't mean to give the squirrel a promotion...
Where's Stewie and the tuba?
@Dactyl - Sometimes it's best not to assume... or even dare consider the possibility that they breed, or inbreed, or worse, might be paedogenic.
Guinness World Records - Filed under belly buttons: Elsie Gortmunder officially has the world's biggest "outie."
Grape Googly Moogly!!!
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