Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Lunch Break in the Iron Box


1.Shallow Hal visits the cafeteria at the US House of Representatives.

2. "No! We're not going anywhere tonight. Why do you keep asking me that?"

3. "Tim Robbins or Morgan Freeman?"

4. "I raped and strangled 19 women... but I vote solid Democrat, so my Karma is balanced."

5. "It's gotten really crowded in here since they made possession of second-rate pr0nography a felony."

Best of GregMan
The 10th annual reunion of Obama administration members had great attendance.

Best of Rodney Dill
"I'm gonna kill the next M----- F----- that tells me to eat my peas."

Best of USMC2841
"It's a hard knock life for us. It's a hard knock life for us."

Best of blue
"Look, under the table - M'Chel left one of her eating shovels - we can dig our way out!

Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
"What tine does the Blues Brothers concert start?"

Best of Submariner
"Soilent Orange is inmates!"

Best of mpur
So I wonder which one is the cool kids table?

Best of dadoctah
"Didn't do anything, actually. I'm just here to use the WiFi."

Best of Vinneh
"How can I eat, Tyrone? That bitch is wearing the same outfit as me"!

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Black dude with hands to head: "I'm gonna cut you, sucka. Cuddn't get your damn Muskrat Love song outta mah head all f*king night!"

Best of Dactyl
In hindsight, the new staff uniforms at the Center for Disease Control were probably a mistake.

Best of Submariner
Flyers fans conventions were nothing if they weren't colorful...

Best of metalgarth
And on the next Arrested Development... Tobias has lunch with the other "analrapists".

Best of metalgarth
"I call this meeting of the Former Governors of Illinois to order"

45 comments:

GregMan said...

"Me? I voted Republican. What are you in for?"

GregMan said...

The 10th annual reunion of Obama administration members had great attendance.

Rodney Dill said...

"I'm gonna kill the next M----- F----- that tells me to eat my peas."

USMC2841 said...

"It's a hard knock life for us. It's a hard knock life for us."

GregMan said...

"...and then I didn't get off his lawn, and here I am."

blue said...

"Look, under the table - M'Chel left one of her eating shovels - we can dig our way out!

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

"What tine does the Blues Brothers concert start?"

Rodney Dill said...

"SERENITY NOW!!!"

Rodney Dill said...

"No, I didn't get my MMR shots either, you?"

Censors Hip said...

"tell the warden that if he keeps McPatterson's as the food vender, we go on a hunger strike!"

Rodney Dill said...

"Neener neener."

Dr. Doom said...

The future home of V the K and all of the monors if Dawn can get through a day without cranial eruptions and eventually gets her way...

Dr. Doom said...

Look at these guys - dressed in orange, and eating food from trays... Where is Sherriff Joe when you need him?

vw: eprig (n)- another name for a tweet from Anthony Weiner

Adriane said...

"Mutton yesterday, mutton today, and blimey, if it don't look like mutton again tomorrer."

jj said...

Pelosi couldn't even get laid here..

jj said...

As expected, negotiations for the condom and vaseline concession were brutal.

Submariner said...

"So whattawe going to do today, Brain?"

Submariner said...

What the heck is that white guy doin in the Democratic Black Caucus meeting?





yada, yada, Dawn, yada...

Submariner said...

"Soilent Orange is inmates!"

Submariner said...

Bird Flu carrier; you?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

I can step in, I can step out.
I can step in, I can step out.
ORAFrank Burns, M*A*S*H

-OR-

Things you did not know #6254: It's illegal to shout "Who's Innocent?" in a crowded prison mess hall.

-OR-

Romantic photo of Match.com members on a picnic.

Submariner said...

Deh man says I gits all deh bactorium soup I c'n eat fo' free! I'm hopin' mine's chicken noodle, hows 'bout you?

mpur said...

So I wonder which one is the cool kids table?

dadoctah said...

"Didn't do anything, actually. I'm just here to use the WiFi."

Anonymous said...

"Warden, we'd like to see the wine list."

Vinneh

Anonymous said...

"How can I eat, Tyrone? That bitch is wearing the same outfit as me"!

Vinneh

racerboy said...

ORA: "Hey, you know where a guy can get a rub 'n a tug 'round here?"

word verif: plubed - man, these contractions are getting ugly...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Sad thing is, that photo is a metaphor for US school cafeterias since the liberals ruined the public "ejukashun" system with busing and desegregation.

gay bous in bondage said...

Now if you'll excuse us --?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Black dude with hands to head: "I'm gonna cut you, sucka. Cuddn't get your damn Muskrat Love song outta mah head all f*king night!"

Dactyl said...

In hindsight, the new staff uniforms at the Center for Disease Control were probably a mistake.

Jack Reacher said...

If you live in California, allow me to present...your soon-to-be neighbors!

Submariner said...

Can't wait to see THIS Mummers group in action in Philly - they have an act they call "Synchronized Shanking" and it's set to Gene Kelly's "Singin' In The Rain!"

Submariner said...

So I asked "Do you think your wife will give me back my davenport covers, Mr. President?" and next thing I know I'm waking up in a bathtub full of ice with telphone beside me and the note says...

Submariner said...

Flyers fans conventions were nothing if they weren't colorful...

metalgarth said...

White shoes after labor day? Shiv that Bi-atch!

metalgarth said...

How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?

metalgarth said...

And on the next Arrested Development... Tobias has lunch with the other "analrapists".

metalgarth said...

"I call this meeting of the Former Governors of Illinois to order"

dadoctah said...

It was either this or the army, so basically I just flipped a coin....

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

ORA

Well Victor, it's like this; I went to the clinic today, and I found out that I have, um, herpes simplex 10, and I think you should go to the clinic right away to get checked yourelf to make sure everything is fine before your man-thing falls off...

Spin said...

The Center for Disease took the new strain of gonorrhea very seriously.

Rodney Dill said...

"...on the other hand, my campaign to become a congressman is coming along rather well."