Thursday, July 28, 2011

Life's a Beach and Has Big Pontoons!


Best of Adriane
But I don't want to marry the sunbather with the large ... tracts of land!

Best of blue
Moondoggie pondered the question - What can you with with a women tethered to a surf board?

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Her name is "Normandy", and it would come to be known as "DD-day"

Best of Submariner
Please give to eliminate Scoliosis in our lifetime!

Best of dadoctah
Today's beach safety topic: flotation devices.

19 comments:

Adriane said...

But I don't want to marry the sunbather with the large ... tracts of land!

blue said...

Moondoggie pondered the question - What can you with with a women tethered to a surf board?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Answers the question - Would helium-filled bazooms make it difficult to lie flat on a beach towel?

-OR-

At least when those things start leaking, she'll talk in a high-pitched squeaky voice and the ER should know they need to be replaced.

-OR-

Normally, one wouldn't confuse levitation with levity, but she obviously thinks it's funny and I can't really argue.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Hangin' twelve

Son Of The Godfather said...

Her name is "Normandy", and it would come to be known as "DD-day"

dub said...

Where sand crabs really come from.

Anonymous said...

Here's a Friday picture:
http://images.politico.com/global/news/100919_clyburn_ap_328.jpg

Submariner said...

Please give to eliminate Scoliosis in our lifetime!

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

IGA*

I'd say I'm a bit starboard of track, based on the natural range...






*IGA - Insider Geek Alert

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Marlene Flignurm, known as "the girl who can kiss her own ass," suffers from a rare genetic abnormality: BBBS - Bubble Butt Bosom Syndrome.
Flatulence or halitosis, does it really matter?

Army of Dad said...

Waterboarding we can all approve of.

Submariner said...

Kimmie works on her Marine Biology degree the only way she knows how...

Submariner said...

Well! That'll give you drift woodage...

jj said...

Usual Seinfeld reference...Well it was a Titelist!

jj said...

Al Gore's latest causer...ocean douching...hazards to sealife...

jj said...

Latest S&M craze...jellyfish orgasms.

dadoctah said...

Today's beach safety topic: flotation devices.

dadoctah said...

It took almost fifty years, but Frankie Avalon finally got the ending he wanted.