Tuesday, July 12, 2011
I apologize in advance to whoever has to clean up Dawn's head debris
1. Ang Lee, if you are even thinking of touching a Blazing Saddles remake, I will personally kick your ass.
2. "... and the hush money from a certain Barry Soetero will mean we never have to work again, right pookums?"
3. There's a "fudge packer" caption in here somewhere, but I just can't work it out right now.
4. Unfortunately, "Tyrone Fitzleroy and Leroy Fitztyrone" just doesn't work without the Irish angle.
5. With OJ safely in prison, the real killers finally reveal themselves.
Best of Dr. Doom
HGTV introduces it's new series, Dazzling Urbanites at Home, new this fall...
Best of Submariner
Forget Gotham City, Chicago has its OWN style now:
Buttman and Rubbin... Fabulously caped crusaders.
Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
"White women sure are dumb. When we told those 2 girls in the bikinis that we were fudge packers, they asked for free samples!"
Best of Censors Hip
"We be happy to eat Obama's peas!"
Best of jj
sumthin...sumthin..about Oreo with the creme missing...oh damn...there goes Dawn's head...
Best of Adriane
Oh Reginald, you found an angry Negro for my party! And his little friend too!!! Quick, put a yarmulke on one, break the other's leg and we've won the Trifecta!
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Yeah guys... it says it right here on the tube: do not attempt to glue cheek to top of head..."
Best of Jack Reacher
"The Ladies' Man don't know nothin' 'bout that."