Tuesday, July 12, 2011

I apologize in advance to whoever has to clean up Dawn's head debris



1. Ang Lee, if you are even thinking of touching a Blazing Saddles remake, I will personally kick your ass.

2. "... and the hush money from a certain Barry Soetero will mean we never have to work again, right pookums?"

3. There's a "fudge packer" caption in here somewhere, but I just can't work it out right now.

4. Unfortunately, "Tyrone Fitzleroy and Leroy Fitztyrone" just doesn't work without the Irish angle.

5.  With OJ safely in prison, the real killers finally reveal themselves.

Best of Dr. Doom
HGTV introduces it's new series, Dazzling Urbanites at Home, new this fall...

Best of Submariner
Forget Gotham City, Chicago has its OWN style now:
Buttman and Rubbin... Fabulously caped crusaders.

Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
"White women sure are dumb. When we told those 2 girls in the bikinis that we were fudge packers, they asked for free samples!"

Best of Censors Hip
"We be happy to eat Obama's peas!"

Best of jj
sumthin...sumthin..about Oreo with the creme missing...oh damn...there goes Dawn's head...

Best of Adriane
Oh Reginald, you found an angry Negro for my party! And his little friend too!!! Quick, put a yarmulke on one, break the other's leg and we've won the Trifecta!

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Yeah guys... it says it right here on the tube: do not attempt to glue cheek to top of head..."

Best of Jack Reacher
"The Ladies' Man don't know nothin' 'bout that."

20 comments:

mpur said...

ORA: I'm super, thanks for asking.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

I'm kinda hoping they go down the aisle as Flip Wilson's Geraldine and Sanford & Sons' Aunt Esther and it goes viral on YouTube.

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There goes the neighborhood.

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I'm betting that even with two daddies, the kids won't have a father.

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Princess, formerly known as Prince.

blue said...

"I'm a little bit country, he's a little bit rock and roll."

Rodney Dill said...

One more fuzzy wuzzy comment and I'm gonna cap your ass.

Dr. Doom said...

HGTV introduces it's new series, Dazzling Urbanites at Home, new this fall...

Submariner said...

Forget Gotham City, Chicago has its OWN style now:
Buttman and Rubbin... Fabulously caped crusaders.

mpur said...

"I'm betting that even with two daddies, the kids won't have a father."

Ouch. That's gonna leave a mark.

Well done.

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

"White women sure are dumb. When we told those 2 girls in the bikinis that we were fudge packers, they asked for free samples!"

Censors Hip said...

"We be happy to eat Obama's peas!"

jj said...

sumthin...sumthin..about Oreo with the creme missing...oh damn...there goes Dawn's head...

Adriane said...

Oh Reginald, you found an angry Negro for my party! And his little friend too!!! Quick, put a yamaka on one, break the other's leg and we've won the Trifecta!

Son Of The Godfather said...

Nickelodean Presents -
Mushmouth and Dumb Donald: Behind the Mask

thanks for the ATDHE link, V... good memories! :)

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Yeah guys... it says it right here on the tube: do not attempt to glue cheek to top of head..."

Jack Reacher said...

"The Ladies' Man don't know nothin' 'bout that."

Jack Reacher said...

While the hot chicks rubbed bikini bottoms on the tennis court, Denis and Philip remained indoors, sipping cosmopolitans and reading Vanity Fair.

Submariner said...

Gotta echo me Amigo's thank you, V. The original ATDHE post. Lost of craptions under the bridge since then, eh? And a few Best Ofs to go with 'em.

Always wondered how long Dawn indulged her guilty pleasure of sneaking in to lurk...

Spin said...

Brokeback Salon

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Doctors refused to separate Tyrone & Dweazel due to STBS (Shared Tiny Brain Syndrome), so they spent their lives searching for an answer: Where da white siamese twins at?

Submariner said...

Bongo and Stash;
an Ang Lee interpretation of a Samuel L Bronkowicz production.

Submariner said...

Come to the Watts City Players production of "The Bodyguard"
Chris Tucker appears in the role made famous by some Cracker.



yada, yada, Dawn...