Thursday, July 21, 2011

I Am Still A Little Behind

14 comments:

Double the U said...

Must have been in an accident, the air bags have been deployed

jj said...

Definitely not the seatcovers from the white house that m'chelle has appropriated!

blue said...

Now you know why Suzie only dates boys with manual transmissions.

dadoctah said...

The one good thing that came from Carmageddon.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Dean Wormer would personally conduct a thorough investigation of the student body to discover whose powdered buttprints were all over the interior of his car.

-OR-

Giving new meaning to car slang - "de-tailing" and "all tricked out."

-OR-

Car deservedly earns the license tag: "ASSMAN"

Now, why couldn't WordVerify have given me "doggicar" for this photo??

Carpe Phlogiston said...

A blonde would be trying to steer with those - "globes at 9 and 3 o'clock"

-OR-

Girls like Cynthia - insecure and not very subtle - are the main reason I love being a DMV Driver's License test administrator.

-OR-

Oh, occifer, isn't there something I can do so you'll just write me a little old warning ticket?

Steve O said...

But what if she just loves me for my vast wealth and enormous package?

Spin said...

'Scuse me miss but you look flushed and overheated. Allow me to hose you down... it's the least I could do in this weather.

Submariner said...

jj said...
Definitely not the seatcovers from the white house that m'chelle has appropriated!


Thanks, jj - just freakin' thanks. Now I have this mental image of M'Chel in a thong that's gonna take a pick up full of mind bleach to get out!

Submariner said...

V; as long as it's THIS kind of "behind at work," I think I speak for all monors when I say "I understand. Take as long as you can. Think about baseball."

Submariner said...

I didn't realize it was time for the Golden Globe Awards again already!

Submariner said...

That thing got a hemi in it?

Submariner said...

DEFinitely a posi-traction rear end!




v word - purrobox - probably, but she'd have to turn around for me to be sure.

Submariner said...

Blah, blah, AoM's outfit, Blah.

PSA: Any monor with thoughts about asking Mom to do a fashion show for us should be warned; my buddy AoD has a personal arsenal and knows that "gun control" is being able to hit EXACTLY where you're aiming.