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Meanwhile back at 15 Old House Lane, Chappaqua, NY.
The cyborg learned two things before she incinerated that good ol' boy... 1- A "hard plowing" has nothing to do with agriculture.2- If your head's repeatedly banged against the cab of a pickup, it comes loose and has to be screwed back on.-OR-Shirlanne's Thawtbubble: Dang that Billybob and his addiction to 40-oz Coronas. He gets me out here and all worked up and then spends half the time running behind a tree to drain the lizard.
I'm not saying she's loose, but evey guy in town's gotten Dee Dee to fall for the same old pickup line.-OR-Lookit old Zeke run like a skeered wussy. I said I had rats in my hair, not BATS.-OR-BLAM! Farmer's daughter watches as her daddy uses yet another nice salesman feller as target practice. BLAM!
...and now you know why all the guys in the town called her "Ford."
"What the...? This ain't the pickup truck I felled asleep in!"
Michelle Bachmann deals with the morning after consequences of yet another migraine.
"Wow, that was fun! Now how about all you out of work football players? Wanna do a few "push-ups?"
Somewhere nearby there's an albino kid playing a banjo...
"Uh, Oh' mumbled Earlene as she woke in her cousins truck at the family reunion.
Raylene started putting her hair up as Cletus announced to the crowd "Now if you'll excuse us -- ?"
Loose women have a propensity for "bed hopping" but only a good ol' country girl can wake up looking great after "truck bed hopping."-OR-Pillows 'n Things Commercial"Where will you be when your need for a mattress kicks in?"WordVerify: doggicar - After the missionary truck, we'll switch to the doggicar.
It's Arkansasian for "librarian".
Not to change the subject, but that 72 Chevy pickup with the 350 is an awesome truck.
Board Moderator sez: You must stop looking for moles, things in the distance, or discuss anything automotive on Thursdays. There are half-nekkid women in V's pictures! Focus, men, focus.
Where'd them Duke boys get to? I ain't finished yet...
He Ram'd.She didn't Dodge.
Tony Romo'd all over her body then switched teams after the big score.
Min Headroom, sister of Max.
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