Thursday, July 21, 2011

How Can I Be Sure...

The Throttle

19 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

Easy Pick-up

Rodney Dill said...

Meanwhile back at 15 Old House Lane, Chappaqua, NY.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The cyborg learned two things before she incinerated that good ol' boy...
1- A "hard plowing" has nothing to do with agriculture.
2- If your head's repeatedly banged against the cab of a pickup, it comes loose and has to be screwed back on.

-OR-

Shirlanne's Thawtbubble: Dang that Billybob and his addiction to 40-oz Coronas. He gets me out here and all worked up and then spends half the time running behind a tree to drain the lizard.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

I'm not saying she's loose, but evey guy in town's gotten Dee Dee to fall for the same old pickup line.

-OR-

Lookit old Zeke run like a skeered wussy. I said I had rats in my hair, not BATS.

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BLAM! Farmer's daughter watches as her daddy uses yet another nice salesman feller as target practice. BLAM!

Double the U said...

...and now you know why all the guys in the town called her "Ford."

GregMan said...

"What the...? This ain't the pickup truck I felled asleep in!"

GregMan said...

Michelle Bachmann deals with the morning after consequences of yet another migraine.

Whacko said...

"Wow, that was fun! Now how about all you out of work football players? Wanna do a few "push-ups?"

jj said...

Somewhere nearby there's an albino kid playing a banjo...

blue said...

"Uh, Oh' mumbled Earlene as she woke in her cousins truck at the family reunion.

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

Raylene started putting her hair up as Cletus announced to the crowd "Now if you'll excuse us -- ?"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Loose women have a propensity for "bed hopping" but only a good ol' country girl can wake up looking great after "truck bed hopping."

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Pillows 'n Things Commercial
"Where will you be when your need for a mattress kicks in?"

WordVerify: doggicar - After the missionary truck, we'll switch to the doggicar.

dadoctah said...

It's Arkansasian for "librarian".

Steve O said...

Not to change the subject, but that 72 Chevy pickup with the 350 is an awesome truck.

Anonymous said...

Board Moderator sez: You must stop looking for moles, things in the distance, or discuss anything automotive on Thursdays. There are half-nekkid women in V's pictures! Focus, men, focus.

Submariner said...

Where'd them Duke boys get to? I ain't finished yet...

Submariner said...

He Ram'd.
She didn't Dodge.

Submariner said...

Tony Romo'd all over her body then switched teams after the big score.

Rodney Dill said...

Min Headroom, sister of Max.