1. You don't want to know all of the dark, horrible places this thumb has been.
2. The first Fire Island gay wedding was an unusually sober and restrained event.
3. Thoughtbubble: "Not wearing pants to this thing was not a bright move."
4. This Fall on Glee, Andrew Cuomo makes a special appearance.
5. "Hey, these pizza rolls are all right! I am also enjoying the sodomy."
Best of Jack Reacher
In entertainment news today, Tony Shalhoub came out.
Best of Jack Reacher
"Okay, pal, you can stop now. Four pumps is a load, you know."
Best of GregMan
At first Gov. Cuomo was enraged by the crude photoshop of him snuggling with a gay man. Then, he found it strangely arousing.
Best of Submariner
"What a good boy am I!"
Best of Mr. Hankey
I am so glad that I provided this help to such a loving community of people, becasue otherwise they would have stormed my offices and threatened my family.
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"Hey Andy", purred Bruce, "you can be my vice president any old time"...
vw: tards - seriously? - this thing is omniscient
Cuomo does some much needed "resume enhancement" in preparation to serve as Obama's VP.
"He's got about this much in..."
"Hey, if Clinton could be the first black president, I can be the first gay vice president!"
In entertainment news today, Tony Shalhoub came out.
"Okay, pal, you can stop now. Four pumps is a load, you know."
Andrew Cuomo's audition for the Village People did not require any singing...
At first Gov. Cuomo was enraged by the crude photoshop of him snuggling with a gay man. Then, he found it strangely arousing.
"How big is Anthony Weiner? Thiiis big!"
ORA
"What a good boy am I!"
Laxative kicking in? CHECK!
I think we've just ended at least ONE lockout...
Can "Oops I Just Crapped My Pants" brand handle a load from either direction, Andrew? Enquiring minds want to know.
The Big Giant Head never speaks of his first visit to the 3rd rock from the sun when he found himself in the middle of a deviant universe. Like the old carpenter saying... "check coordinates twice, teleport once."
The best head in New York.
Vinneh
I am so glad that I provided this help to such a loving community of people, becasue otherwise they would have stormed my offices and threatened my family.
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