Tuesday, July 05, 2011

Headline: Cuomo Praised, Sodomized At Gay Pride Parade



1. You don't want to know all of the dark, horrible places this thumb has been.

2. The first Fire Island gay wedding was an unusually sober and restrained event.

3. Thoughtbubble: "Not wearing pants to this thing was not a bright move."

4. This Fall on Glee, Andrew Cuomo makes a special appearance.

5. "Hey, these pizza rolls are all right! I am also enjoying the sodomy."

Best of Jack Reacher
In entertainment news today, Tony Shalhoub came out.

Best of Jack Reacher
"Okay, pal, you can stop now. Four pumps is a load, you know."

Best of GregMan
At first Gov. Cuomo was enraged by the crude photoshop of him snuggling with a gay man. Then, he found it strangely arousing.

Best of Submariner
"What a good boy am I!"

Best of Mr. Hankey
I am so glad that I provided this help to such a loving community of people, becasue otherwise they would have stormed my offices and threatened my family.

16 comments:

Dr. Doom said...

"Hey Andy", purred Bruce, "you can be my vice president any old time"...

vw: tards - seriously? - this thing is omniscient

mpur said...

Cuomo does some much needed "resume enhancement" in preparation to serve as Obama's VP.

HLam said...

"He's got about this much in..."

blue said...

"Hey, if Clinton could be the first black president, I can be the first gay vice president!"

Jack Reacher said...

In entertainment news today, Tony Shalhoub came out.

Jack Reacher said...

"Okay, pal, you can stop now. Four pumps is a load, you know."

jj said...

Andrew Cuomo's audition for the Village People did not require any singing...

GregMan said...

At first Gov. Cuomo was enraged by the crude photoshop of him snuggling with a gay man. Then, he found it strangely arousing.

GregMan said...

"How big is Anthony Weiner? Thiiis big!"

Submariner said...

ORA

"What a good boy am I!"

Submariner said...

Laxative kicking in? CHECK!

Submariner said...

I think we've just ended at least ONE lockout...

Submariner said...

Can "Oops I Just Crapped My Pants" brand handle a load from either direction, Andrew? Enquiring minds want to know.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The Big Giant Head never speaks of his first visit to the 3rd rock from the sun when he found himself in the middle of a deviant universe. Like the old carpenter saying... "check coordinates twice, teleport once."

Anonymous said...

The best head in New York.

Vinneh

Mr. Hankey said...

I am so glad that I provided this help to such a loving community of people, becasue otherwise they would have stormed my offices and threatened my family.