Al
1. "Oh, gee, there are so many people to thank, the bungled prosecution, the nitwit jury, the family who lied for me so many, many times... and Satan, of course."
2.ORA: "Juror Number Six is wearing white shoes after Labor Day. Bitch is gonna die."
3. "All the perfumes of Arabia cannot sweeten this little hand... but Jell-O shots and more tattoos should do it."
4. Casy Anthony would receive her comeuppance many years later when she tried to commit armed robbery to recover some sports memorabilia.
5. Casy Anthony would later go on to become the Planned Parenthood spokeswoman for Super-Late Term Abortions.
Best of USMC2841
If the kids rots 3 months in a pit. You must acquit.
Best of HLam
Casey Anthony mulls over her next career: Hmm, will I do anal? Will I do lesbo scenes? Will I do gangbangs? Ha! Who am I kidding? I'll do it all!"
Best of Mr Hankey
Dammit! ... He's using the Chewbacca defense!
Best of dadoctah
"Soon, Nancy Grace. Soon."
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Ewwww... my fingers smell all chloroformy."
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"I dunno... It's a text from a 'Dexter Morgan... Says he's been following my plight and wants to lay it all out on the table..."
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Thawtbubble: Yoo hoo... Mr. Prosecutor... wanna do lunch? Just you, me, a plate of fava beans and a nice chianti?
Best of GregMan
"Let's see, first I'll bang Larry, then I'll bang Steve, then I'll whore around at the bar for a few hours, then I'll bang Todd..."
Casey plans what to do in her first few hours of freedom.
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If the kids rots 3 months in a pit. You must acquit.
Casey Anthony mulls over her next career: Hmm, will I do anal? Will I do lesbo scenes? Will I do gangbangs? Ha! Who am I kidding? I'll do it all!"
The Octomom hates her babies and thinks her older kids are animals. Maybe she should get a babysitter referral from Casey Anthony.
Stoo
"Hear No Evil" & "Say No Evil" watch as "See No Evil" takes the stand.
Must. Appear. Normal.
"I just can't wait to get out of jail so I can put my tramp stamp to work!"
"..and get me a couple of those Redneck Bride kegs for my coming home party!"
I'm going to miss the smell of my cell-mate. Note to self: Don't wash this hand.
Thawt bubble; "Who the hell are THEY to pass judgment on ME? 'Not Guilty?' They're alright. Time to PAR-TAY!"
Thawt bubble; "I wonder if they can tell I'm wearing my Ben Wahs for the sentencing?"
"Casey, we have you booked on Dancing With the Stars. A couple of weeks dancing the tango and this country will get over you."
Vinneh
...a show on MSNBC? Hmmm...
Dammit! ... He's using the Chewbacca defense!
"Soon, Nancy Grace. Soon."
Acquitted?!! But I don't get it, I put the duct tape on--like *this*...
Hmmm, I'm thinking, I'm thinking...YES-- I'll be a guest star in the remake of "Beretta"
Damn I'm gonna miss those long, late night showers with the warden...
"It's really quite simple: I could no longer stand by for the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."
Maybe my agent should contact CNN about doing a show with Elliot Spitzer and Anthony Weiner. I could be the legal affairs commentator....
"That's what Anthony's Weiner looks like?"
Casy Anthony finds out that "Penal Codes" are not what they sound like.
ORA:
"You'll get to kill 50, maybe 60 toddlers"
Headliner in the live-action remake of Critter Christmas? Sounds promising...
"I wonder if they have tequila shots in Hell?"
"Ewwww... my fingers smell all chloroformy."
Imagining Geraldo Rivera's lips pressed to hers.
"I dunno... It's a text from a 'Dexter Morgan... Says he's been following my plight and wants to lay it all out on the table..."
It's more of a Charlie Sheen type "winning".
Thawtbubble: Yoo hoo... Mr. Prosecutor... wanna do lunch? Just you, me, a plate of fava beans and a nice chianti?
-OR-
Thawtbubble: I wonder how this'll affect my FICO score?
-OR-
Thawtbubble: OMG! Did I turn off the iron?
Thawtbubble: If they ask what I'll do next, I swear I'm yelling - "I'm going to Disneyworld!"
WordVerify (now this is just spooky): condemn
I don't care what kind of games they play at county lock up. I'm still not smelling your fingers.
"Let's see, first I'll bang Larry, then I'll bang Steve, then I'll whore around at the bar for a few hours, then I'll bang Todd..."
Casey plans what to do in her first few hours of freedom.
They elected who President while I was in jail?!?
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