Wednesday, July 06, 2011

Getting Away With Murder

Al


1. "Oh, gee, there are so many people to thank, the bungled prosecution, the nitwit jury, the family who lied for me so many, many times... and Satan, of course."

2.ORA: "Juror Number Six is wearing white shoes after Labor Day. Bitch is gonna die."

3. "All the perfumes of Arabia cannot sweeten this little hand... but Jell-O shots and more tattoos should do it."

4. Casy Anthony would receive her comeuppance many years later when she tried to commit armed robbery to recover some sports memorabilia.

5. Casy Anthony would later go on to become the Planned Parenthood spokeswoman for Super-Late Term Abortions.

Best of USMC2841
If the kids rots 3 months in a pit. You must acquit.

Best of HLam
Casey Anthony mulls over her next career: Hmm, will I do anal? Will I do lesbo scenes? Will I do gangbangs? Ha! Who am I kidding? I'll do it all!"

Best of Mr Hankey
Dammit! ... He's using the Chewbacca defense!

Best of dadoctah
"Soon, Nancy Grace. Soon."

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Ewwww... my fingers smell all chloroformy."

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"I dunno... It's a text from a 'Dexter Morgan... Says he's been following my plight and wants to lay it all out on the table..."

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Thawtbubble: Yoo hoo... Mr. Prosecutor... wanna do lunch? Just you, me, a plate of fava beans and a nice chianti?

Best of GregMan
"Let's see, first I'll bang Larry, then I'll bang Steve, then I'll whore around at the bar for a few hours, then I'll bang Todd..."
Casey plans what to do in her first few hours of freedom.

33 comments:

USMC2841 said...

If the kids rots 3 months in a pit. You must acquit.

HLam said...

Casey Anthony mulls over her next career: Hmm, will I do anal? Will I do lesbo scenes? Will I do gangbangs? Ha! Who am I kidding? I'll do it all!"

Anonymous said...

The Octomom hates her babies and thinks her older kids are animals. Maybe she should get a babysitter referral from Casey Anthony.

Stoo

Mr Hankey said...

"Hear No Evil" & "Say No Evil" watch as "See No Evil" takes the stand.

mpur said...

Must. Appear. Normal.

blue said...

"I just can't wait to get out of jail so I can put my tramp stamp to work!"

Censors Hip said...

"..and get me a couple of those Redneck Bride kegs for my coming home party!"

HLam said...

I'm going to miss the smell of my cell-mate. Note to self: Don't wash this hand.

Submariner said...

Thawt bubble; "Who the hell are THEY to pass judgment on ME? 'Not Guilty?' They're alright. Time to PAR-TAY!"

Submariner said...

Thawt bubble; "I wonder if they can tell I'm wearing my Ben Wahs for the sentencing?"

Anonymous said...

"Casey, we have you booked on Dancing With the Stars. A couple of weeks dancing the tango and this country will get over you."

Vinneh

Mr Hankey said...

...a show on MSNBC? Hmmm...

Mr Hankey said...

Dammit! ... He's using the Chewbacca defense!

dadoctah said...

"Soon, Nancy Grace. Soon."

Matt the K said...

Acquitted?!! But I don't get it, I put the duct tape on--like *this*...

Matt the K said...

Hmmm, I'm thinking, I'm thinking...YES-- I'll be a guest star in the remake of "Beretta"

jj said...

Damn I'm gonna miss those long, late night showers with the warden...

Jack Reacher said...

"It's really quite simple: I could no longer stand by for the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."

BPatMan said...

Maybe my agent should contact CNN about doing a show with Elliot Spitzer and Anthony Weiner. I could be the legal affairs commentator....

metalgarth said...

"That's what Anthony's Weiner looks like?"

metalgarth said...

Casy Anthony finds out that "Penal Codes" are not what they sound like.

metalgarth said...

ORA:

"You'll get to kill 50, maybe 60 toddlers"

Submariner said...

Headliner in the live-action remake of Critter Christmas? Sounds promising...

Son Of The Godfather said...

"I wonder if they have tequila shots in Hell?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Ewwww... my fingers smell all chloroformy."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Imagining Geraldo Rivera's lips pressed to hers.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"I dunno... It's a text from a 'Dexter Morgan... Says he's been following my plight and wants to lay it all out on the table..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

It's more of a Charlie Sheen type "winning".

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Thawtbubble: Yoo hoo... Mr. Prosecutor... wanna do lunch? Just you, me, a plate of fava beans and a nice chianti?

-OR-

Thawtbubble: I wonder how this'll affect my FICO score?

-OR-

Thawtbubble: OMG! Did I turn off the iron?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Thawtbubble: If they ask what I'll do next, I swear I'm yelling - "I'm going to Disneyworld!"

WordVerify (now this is just spooky): condemn

USMC2841 said...

I don't care what kind of games they play at county lock up. I'm still not smelling your fingers.

GregMan said...

"Let's see, first I'll bang Larry, then I'll bang Steve, then I'll whore around at the bar for a few hours, then I'll bang Todd..."

Casey plans what to do in her first few hours of freedom.

GregMan said...

They elected who President while I was in jail?!?