Saturday, July 16, 2011

Falling Down


Best of blue
Nancy! Thanks! Whew! My knees are still wobbly!

Best of Censors Hip
"I'll agree to no new taxes when a cow jumps a hurdle!"

Best of Submariner
Only if you swallow Chris; this is a new suit.

Best of Rodney Dill
"Dang it, my damn peas rolled of the podium."

Best of Jack Reacher
"I can see fourth-quarter growth estimates from my house!"

Best of Son Of The Godfather
After his "Jeopardy!" joke killed at the new Consumer Chief announcement, Obama borrows Jay Leno's "Best of Headlines" skit.

Best of Dactyl
Looks like he's even boring himself to sleep these days.

31 comments:

blue said...

Nancy! Thanks! Whew! My knees are still wobbly!

Censors Hip said...

"I'll agree to no new taxes when a cow jumps a hurdle!"

Anonymous said...

Damn, that miniture teleprompter is a bitch to read.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

There goes that f*cking RAT again! BIDEN!
No worries, boss, I put our best man on it. That rodent is history!

Anonymous said...

Obama, looking for his current public ratings (hint: look down)

Semper Fi,


Oiao

dadoctah said...

"OMG! Smurfs! I swear to God!"

Submariner said...

Nope; not good enough. I can still see the US economy. Let's try raising taxes on those still working...

Submariner said...

Only if you swallow Chris; this is a new suit.

Submariner said...

Oh look; there's that "REAL" birth certificate of mine that everyone's been asking for...

Submariner said...

Thawt bubble; "Going to be difficult but I'm SURE I can make a sincere bow to the mouse on the off chance that he's actually a superior intelect from outer space..."

Submariner said...

Them's some mighty big yams, M'Chel. Yams! I said Yams, not hams. PLEASE put down the shovel.

jj said...

Awright...who threw the ribs...that's for m'chelle...I haz cheezeburgers...

Rodney Dill said...

"Dang it, my damn peas rolled of the podium."

Jack Reacher said...

"I can see fourth-quarter growth estimates from my house!"

Jack Reacher said...

"My podium isn't too steep; that's the audacity of slope."

Jack Reacher said...

"That reporter just fainted. Is there a corpse-man here who can help?"

Jack Reacher said...

(Reading fine print at bottom of teleprompter): "Disapproval of past military actions does not bind politician in consideration of future kinetic action; no conclusion shall be drawn based on the confluence of increased spending and regulation and increased unemployment; past statements become null and void when contradicted by subsequent statements or actions; providing weapons to drug cartels is a bona-fide law-enforcement role; lack of past performance is an excellent predictor of future performance; Dawn is responsible for her own damned head."

prince of leaves said...

Thought bubble: "I sure hope nobody sees the inherent metaphor there."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Thawtbubbles while watching SS agents gangtackle:
a) a Heckler - "Save that lemon custard pie for Michelle!!"
b) Unidentified people approaching podium - "Biden, you can't say I didn't warn you not to run up to me."
c) Michelle, testing security - "Oooh, that had to hurt! She's got that shovel to the gonads maneuver down pat."

-OR-

Emperor's Thawtbubble: I love to watch the "little people" milling around waiting for Hope & Change. Like ants foraging for sugar.

Dr. Doom said...

Current Events in Political Science 101 Final Exam:

1) Complete the statement from President Obama's July 14, 2011 Press Conference:

"Lookee there if you look down and squint you can barely see ______".

a) ...the combined IQ of my cabinet
b) ...my latest approval ratings
c) ...the little people who pay for my wife's vacations
d) ...what's left of the constitution

Just A Grunt said...

Why can't that damn seal stay attached to anything?

Anonymous said...

"Oh Elizabeth, it's the big one coming! I'm coming Elizabeth."

Vinneh

Anonymous said...

Secret Service agents ran to the stage as someone shot the teleprompter.

Vinneh

mpur said...

Damn! Where's my straw?





WV: monstr - yep

GregMan said...

"So that's where the economy is!"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Obamalama remains above fray
After inviting Dems and Reps to a mudwrestling contest, he had his SS agents toss them all into vat to fight amongst themselves.

Submariner said...

Not so ORA:

What the Hell IS that?

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Screw the presidential seal... I'll take a seal of approval if anyone's got one... anyone?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

After his "Jeopardy!" joke killed at the new Consumer Chief announcement, Obama borrows Jay Leno's "Best of Headlines" skit.

Submariner said...

Good, now that THAT one is out of the way, put up the "Emperor of the World for Life" seal M'Chel gave me for Father's Day...

Dactyl said...

Looks like he's even boring himself to sleep these days.