Best of blue
Nancy! Thanks! Whew! My knees are still wobbly!
Best of Censors Hip
"I'll agree to no new taxes when a cow jumps a hurdle!"
Best of Submariner
Only if you swallow Chris; this is a new suit.
Best of Rodney Dill
"Dang it, my damn peas rolled of the podium."
Best of Jack Reacher
"I can see fourth-quarter growth estimates from my house!"
Best of Son Of The Godfather
After his "Jeopardy!" joke killed at the new Consumer Chief announcement, Obama borrows Jay Leno's "Best of Headlines" skit.
Best of Dactyl
Looks like he's even boring himself to sleep these days.
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Nancy! Thanks! Whew! My knees are still wobbly!
"I'll agree to no new taxes when a cow jumps a hurdle!"
Damn, that miniture teleprompter is a bitch to read.
There goes that f*cking RAT again! BIDEN!
No worries, boss, I put our best man on it. That rodent is history!
Obama, looking for his current public ratings (hint: look down)
Semper Fi,
Oiao
"OMG! Smurfs! I swear to God!"
Nope; not good enough. I can still see the US economy. Let's try raising taxes on those still working...
Only if you swallow Chris; this is a new suit.
Oh look; there's that "REAL" birth certificate of mine that everyone's been asking for...
Thawt bubble; "Going to be difficult but I'm SURE I can make a sincere bow to the mouse on the off chance that he's actually a superior intelect from outer space..."
Them's some mighty big yams, M'Chel. Yams! I said Yams, not hams. PLEASE put down the shovel.
Awright...who threw the ribs...that's for m'chelle...I haz cheezeburgers...
"Dang it, my damn peas rolled of the podium."
"I can see fourth-quarter growth estimates from my house!"
"My podium isn't too steep; that's the audacity of slope."
"That reporter just fainted. Is there a corpse-man here who can help?"
(Reading fine print at bottom of teleprompter): "Disapproval of past military actions does not bind politician in consideration of future kinetic action; no conclusion shall be drawn based on the confluence of increased spending and regulation and increased unemployment; past statements become null and void when contradicted by subsequent statements or actions; providing weapons to drug cartels is a bona-fide law-enforcement role; lack of past performance is an excellent predictor of future performance; Dawn is responsible for her own damned head."
Thought bubble: "I sure hope nobody sees the inherent metaphor there."
Thawtbubbles while watching SS agents gangtackle:
a) a Heckler - "Save that lemon custard pie for Michelle!!"
b) Unidentified people approaching podium - "Biden, you can't say I didn't warn you not to run up to me."
c) Michelle, testing security - "Oooh, that had to hurt! She's got that shovel to the gonads maneuver down pat."
-OR-
Emperor's Thawtbubble: I love to watch the "little people" milling around waiting for Hope & Change. Like ants foraging for sugar.
Current Events in Political Science 101 Final Exam:
1) Complete the statement from President Obama's July 14, 2011 Press Conference:
"Lookee there if you look down and squint you can barely see ______".
a) ...the combined IQ of my cabinet
b) ...my latest approval ratings
c) ...the little people who pay for my wife's vacations
d) ...what's left of the constitution
Why can't that damn seal stay attached to anything?
"Oh Elizabeth, it's the big one coming! I'm coming Elizabeth."
Vinneh
Secret Service agents ran to the stage as someone shot the teleprompter.
Vinneh
Damn! Where's my straw?
WV: monstr - yep
"So that's where the economy is!"
Obamalama remains above fray
After inviting Dems and Reps to a mudwrestling contest, he had his SS agents toss them all into vat to fight amongst themselves.
Not so ORA:
What the Hell IS that?
"Screw the presidential seal... I'll take a seal of approval if anyone's got one... anyone?"
After his "Jeopardy!" joke killed at the new Consumer Chief announcement, Obama borrows Jay Leno's "Best of Headlines" skit.
Good, now that THAT one is out of the way, put up the "Emperor of the World for Life" seal M'Chel gave me for Father's Day...
Looks like he's even boring himself to sleep these days.
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