Saturday, July 16, 2011
Best of blue
Nancy! Thanks! Whew! My knees are still wobbly!
Best of Censors Hip
"I'll agree to no new taxes when a cow jumps a hurdle!"
Best of Submariner
Only if you swallow Chris; this is a new suit.
Best of Rodney Dill
"Dang it, my damn peas rolled of the podium."
Best of Jack Reacher
"I can see fourth-quarter growth estimates from my house!"
Best of Son Of The Godfather
After his "Jeopardy!" joke killed at the new Consumer Chief announcement, Obama borrows Jay Leno's "Best of Headlines" skit.
Best of Dactyl
Looks like he's even boring himself to sleep these days.