Friday, July 29, 2011

Enumclaw Mud Wrestling



1. John Boner proves he will do *anything* to round up a few more votes for his debt ceiling hike.

2.Any caption I could come up with could not possibly compare to whatever the real story behind this picture is.

3. Before her career took off, Sarah Jessica Parker made money any way she could.

4. Ang Lee... Secretariat... you know the drill. Hehheheheheh. "Drill."

5. "By the power vested in my by the state of New York, I now pronounce you..."

Best of Adriane
Anybody want to see a dirty joke?

Best of metalgarth
This is what the cavalry would have been like in 1861 if Don't Ask Don't Tell was repealed back then

Best of Rodney Dill
While you can lead a horse to water, but not be able to make him drink, it has been found that if you lead a horse to scotch you won't be able to stop him from drinking.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Don't you worry, ma'am, the revolutionary Hoover TurboVac 2000-Z will suck every speck of our demo mud fight dirt out of your priceless oriental carpet before you can say, "Oh My F*king Gawd What the Hell Have You Done!" three or four times.

Best of Submariner
Unseen at the bottom of the pile, Danny Radcliffe is REALLY enjoying the cast party.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
The Four Horsemen of the Folsom Street Fair

Best of Whacko
Today on CSPAN, the House debates the debt ceiling.

Best of mega
I just think Fox is trying too hard to make The Five "edgy".

Best of dadoctah
Why "Friendship is Magic" is banned in federal prisons.

25 comments:

Adriane said...

Anybody want to see a dirty joke?

Rodney Dill said...
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metalgarth said...

The 'Little Horsie' ride in front of K-Marts in San Fran, is a little different these days.

metalgarth said...
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metalgarth said...

This is what the cavalry would have been like in 1861
if Don't Ask Don't Tell was repealed back then

Rodney Dill said...

While you can lead a horse to water, but not be able to make him drink, it has been found that if you lead a horse to scotch you won't be able to stop him from drinking.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

After EQUUS, Daniel Radcliff found an even more daring role in Brokeback Mudslide.

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Dwindling taxpayer support for artsy fartsy weirdness notwithstanding, the NEA grant for The 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse was unanimously approved.

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Don't you worry, ma'am, the revolutionary Hoover TurboVac 2000-Z will suck every speck of our demo mud fight dirt out of your priceless oriental carpet before you can say, "Oh My F*king Gawd What the Hell Have You Done!" three or four times.

Submariner said...

Unseen at the bottom of the pile, Danny Radcliffe is REALLY enjoying the cast party.

Submariner said...

Sorry Harve, but you're just not, uh, endowed properly to play the horse. How about being the Harpy?

Submariner said...

Nothin'
Nothin'
Horsin' around a little, havin' a Bud....
You?

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Into the mud, scum queens!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Will someone PLEASE fix the transporter?"

DaveP. said...

ORA: So, which one is Kinky Kelly, and which one is the Sexy Stud?

Spin said...

Thursday girl at far left weeps.

Son Of The Godfather said...

The Four Horsemen of the Folsom Street Fair

Carpe Phlogiston said...

MARCO!
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pffth... Polo! urk

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The young Bruce Willis (with hair) and his inauspicious film career beginnings.

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Thawtbubble of bikini girl in background: Damned wrestling promoter told me they'd be hung like horses... they're just mudders!

Whacko said...

Today on CSPAN, the House debates the debt ceiling.

Submariner said...

The old gray mare? He ain't what he used to be...

Submariner said...

Ang Lee reimagines "My Friend Flicka."

mega said...

Trust me, you don't want to know how the final budget deal got worked out.

mega said...

I just think Fox is trying too hard to make The Five "edgy".

mega said...

"First one to find the photoshopped pic of Pamela Geller as Hitler gets a free LGF Page!!!"

mega said...

Is this under an NIH or NSF research grant?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

While the NEA was quite impressed with the new liberal version of the Iwo Jima Memorial, PETA was having a cow.

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Budget Constraints
With venerable old marble statues falling into disrepair, sound fiscal policy dictated hiring the unemployed as stand-ins for a few bucks a day.

dadoctah said...

Why "Friendship is Magic" is banned in federal prisons.