Friday, July 22, 2011

Clubs and Shields and Such

Gregman


1. "Mornin' Sam." "Mornin' Ralph"

2. The party favors at Army of Mom's "29th" birthday were ... about what you would expect.

3. When you rush Alpha Omicron Mu, you have to expect some rectal trauma during the hazing.

4. The Grammar Police were known for ruthlessly pummeling people with their giant exclamation marks.

5. Years later, Tommy would attribute his fetish to the gladiator movies he used to watch with Captain Oveur.

Best of GregMan
"Whyfor iseth yon crazy woman yelling ateth us, 'I haveth yon outfit!'?

Best of GregMan
Re-enactments of the Battle Of The Pelennor Fields grew so popular they began attracting sponsorships from Caption This! regulars.

Best of metalgarth
You forgot your helmet. Do you realize how stupid you look now?

Best of Adriane
Poor Southern California ... first Carmageddon and now Comiconageddon ...

Best of JohnS1959
The 20 year reunion of the Dungeons & Dragons Club was (not unexpectedly) devoid of women again...

Best of Spin
Budget cuts adversely affected HBO's "Game of Thrones" next installment.

Best of Submariner
Black Dawn? Funny, I always pegged her for white guilt.

Best of Matt the K
Black Dawn was damn sure to wear her helmet to keep her nappy-ass head from blo--Ah sheeit, regular Dawn's head exploded again.

15 comments:

GregMan said...

"Whyfor iseth yon crazy woman yelling ateth us, 'I haveth yon outfit!'?

GregMan said...

Re-enactments of the Battle Of The Pelennor Fields grew so popular they began attracting sponsorships from Caption This! regulars.

GregMan said...

"Remember, the safe phrase is 'I have this outfit'!"

Rodney Dill said...

Dawn returns to "Caption This!" to carry out some ass whuppin'

metalgarth said...

You forgot your helmet. Do you realize how stupid you look now?

Adriane said...

Poor Southern California ... first Carmageddon and now Comiconageddon ...

dadoctah said...

School funding cuts required the Ballet Club to be combined with ROTC.

JohnS1959 said...

The 20 year reunion of the Dungeons & Dragons Club was (not unexpectedly) devoid of women again...

Spin said...

Budget cuts adversely affected HBO's "Game of Thrones" next installment.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Hmmm, AoM is written on Mad Max's shield. Has anyone asked Mom if she's missing anything from her closet? Or... is that... could Mad Max really be... MOM?!?!

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Submariner said...

If'n that IS AoM, it kinda gives new meaning to "breastplate."

Submariner said...

Black Dawn?
Funny, I always pegged her for white guilt.

Submariner said...

And if you don't go away immediately I shall taunt you again!

Submariner said...

My steed! My steed! Where's my steed, Squire? Haven't you learned by now that I need a damn steed for the joust!

Ahhhh, there's Sarah Jessica Parker. Bring her to me...

Matt the K said...

Black Dawn was damn sure to wear her helmet to keep her nappy-ass head from blo--Ah sheeit, regular Dawn's head exploded again.