Thursday, July 14, 2011

The Best Sneetches on the Beaches

12 comments:

blue said...

that's funny, in my book I gave her 3 stars!!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

By eating several bowls of chili and then violating granny's "don't go swimming for at least an hour" rule, Sally beat the US Navy's launch of the first HSV by a good 14 months.

-OR-

With butterbags that massive, beach nerds were baffled they couldn't detect any noticeable gravitational lensing effect on the stars.

Son Of The Godfather said...

I'm guessing recent changes in the Wonder Woman reboot may be successful.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Captain America's sidekick, General Boobage.

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

Susie was disappointed when Ray Bradbury did not show up for their blind date.

jj said...

Well if Pelosi can have plastic surgery, so can Bachmann..

dadoctah said...

I'm getting too old for this. All I can think of is skin cancer.

Submariner said...

At the clothing optional beach, Suzie checks her date's shadow to determine the time.

Submariner said...

Well I can now cross "Looking Intently Into The Grand Canyon" off my bucket list.

jj said...

Danica Patrick has NOT let herself go...

dadoctah said...

She's got stars in her eyes too, but I'm guessing nobody noticed that she actually has a head.

Submariner said...

Thanks V. Now I got a hankerin' for a milk shake...