So I'm like, amazed at how tight her hot pants are and I'm curious so's I asks her "How DOES one get into second-skin shorts?" She looks me straight in the eye and says; "You could start by buying me a drink, Subby."
As an upstanding sick intercourse who doesn't avoid indelicate issues, I wonder about those tight shorts... if she passes a little gas, do they bulge out and then make a funny squeaking sound like a balloon leaking air?
Looking at that belt makes me wonder what I got a ride in when I was drunk in London... I hope it was her. (and yes, I was so drunk I thought it was a taxi...)
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No tramp stamp?? She's hot!
Agreed. Despite being a leg man, her tush is so hot I burned my lips kissing the monitor.
-AND-
Thank goodness some girls don't trash their skin with ink.
Bodypainting = PASS
Large Tats/Tramp Stamps = Epic FAIL
Would you call this a camelheel?
wv: bacrosyl. Maybe that's what she takes to get it to look like that.
Monday, it's the new Thursday.
I'm thinking those shorts aren't white everywhere.
Nice tailpipe, I'm sure...uh...wait a minute...
I love body painting...
So I'm like, amazed at how tight her hot pants are and I'm curious so's I asks her "How DOES one get into second-skin shorts?" She looks me straight in the eye and says;
"You could start by buying me a drink, Subby."
As an upstanding sick intercourse who doesn't avoid indelicate issues, I wonder about those tight shorts... if she passes a little gas, do they bulge out and then make a funny squeaking sound like a balloon leaking air?
Carpe Phlogiston said...
As an upstanding sick intercourse who doesn't avoid indelicate issues
Hence the thought striking me;
"How do you cut the cheese when it's still in the wax wrapper?
Is the Secretary of State experimenting with new intern uniforms AGAIN?!?
Looking at that belt makes me wonder what I got a ride in when I was drunk in London... I hope it was her. (and yes, I was so drunk I thought it was a taxi...)
Bite that develop lockjaw and get drug to death. I now know how I want to die.
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