Friday, July 29, 2011

Another Anomalous Occurrence of the Number 527

Brender


1."Ass, Grass, or Protoid Power Cells."

2. "I'm just gonna duck behind those bushes and drain the little Yoda."

3. I always suspected all those Land Rover-driving soccer moms were aligned with the Dark Side.

4."Yeah, right. 'These aren't the droids you're looking for.' Like I'm gonna fall for that one again."

5. "Where da white women at? Ooops, sorry, wrong running joke."

Threadwinner: metalgarth
The climate on Hoth was never same once the gas guzzlin' co2 emitting SUVs arrived

Assistant to the Reional Threadwinner Uchuck the Tuchuck
When you get down to it, personalized vanity tags are just a waste of money for a stormtropper.

Best of blue
The Federal Governments solution to the illegal alien problem is to have the searches conducted by, well, real illegal aliens.

Best of Adriane
Thoughtbubble: Friggin' uppity jawa. Too good to drive a sandcrawler like everyone else!

Best of Rodney Dill
"It'll do the Kessel run in 12 parsecs."

Best of metalgarth
Driver: "She may not look like much but she's got it where it counts"
Trooper: "You talkin' about yer wife there or the car?"

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Gee, thanks for stopping! Any chance you're going all the way to Wroona? Just to Bensonville, huh? Ah, what the heck, 15 miles down, 39,216 light years to go. Darth will understand.

Best of Submariner
"Lando Calrissian? Never heard of you, bub. Now outa the vehicle before I get tough."

Best of Submariner
Look Chewy; all I'm sayin' is I have to take you in because they're underage... What? Ewoks, you say? Carry on, then.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"You fart like that again, you're riding with the sand-people, understand?"

Best of Jack Reacher
"Any fruit to declare?"

Best of Spineless Vertebra
"You looking for a good time, handsome?"

Best of dadoctah
"God, I thought these things smelled bad on the *outside*!"

26 comments:

mpur said...

Yeah, we had a tip that Princess Leia is driving a Range Rover.

blue said...

The Federal Governments solution to the illegal alien problem is to have the searches conducted by, well, real illegal aliens.

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

"Don't Panic ma'am, we are only looking for bootleg copies of the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, nothing else."

Adriane said...

Thoughtbubble: Friggin' uppity jawa. Too good to drive a sandcrawler like everyone else!

Rodney Dill said...

"It'll do the Kessel run in 12 parsecs."

metalgarth said...

The climate on Hoth was never same once the gas guzzlin' co2 emitting SUVs arrived

metalgarth said...

"Follow that AT-AT"

metalgarth said...

Driver: "She may not look like much but she's got it where it counts"

Trooper: "You talkin' about yer wife there or the car?"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Gee, thanks for stopping! Any chance you're going all the way to Wroona? Just to Bensonville, huh? Ah, what the heck, 15 miles down, 39,216 light years to go. Darth will understand.

-OR-

Missed my connecting flight on a Vogon Mothership. You got a cellphone with unlimited service... cause I have to place a person-to-person call to a Death Star.

-OR-

Nooooo, appreciate the kind offer but I'd better get out here before you cross into Arizona. Heard they don't cotton to aliens.

Submariner said...

From inside the Land Rover; "Aren't you a little short to be a State Trooper?"

Submariner said...

"Lando Calrissian? Never heard of you, bub. Now outa the vehicle before I get tough."

Submariner said...

Look Chewy; all I'm sayin' is I have to take you in because they're underage... What? Ewoks, you say? Carry on, then.

Submariner said...

That appears to be a close encounter of the filth kind...

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

When you get down to it, personalized vanity tags are just a waste of money for a stormtropper.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"You fart like that again, you're riding with the sand-people, understand?"

Jack Reacher said...

"Any fruit to declare?"

Jack Reacher said...

"Sorry, I thought I saw hamsters driving this thing."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

This scene supposedly takes place on Tatooine... marketing mavens warn of a lot more blatant brand placement advertising in upcoming Star Wars movies: Death Star renamed OnStar, taverns on remote planets selling Dr. Pepper and Absolut, and Chewy touting Trojans as a way to avoid galactic paternity suits.

WordVerify: hoozers - chain of restaurants where waitresses are so dumb they can't remember their own names.

Submariner said...

Pardon me. Do you have any Grey Poupon?

Submariner said...

Well I can see that Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald, but you really should pull entirely off the road first, boys...

jj said...

I've been hired by OJ and Casey. I'm Looking for the real killers...

jj said...

Yea, I know the NFL lockout is over, But the Lions??? Really??

Spineless Vertebra said...

"You looking for a good time, handsome?"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Yes, our planet's drunk driving checkpoints are a bit different. Don't argue, just blow my breathalyser, please.

-OR-

I warned you Ewoks... one more "Are we there yet?" and you all walk the rest of the way! Now Get OUT!

dadoctah said...

"God, I thought these things smelled bad on the *outside*!"

Steve O said...

Too late to count, but...

"All the Storm Trooper knew is that he was supposed to check all the rovers coming into town."