Friday, June 10, 2011
1. "And until, um, the one who, um, dropped the deuce in the urinal, um, holds his balls in shame, nobody is, um, leaving here."
2. Goofus is proud of destroying the American Economy, The Other Goofus holds his balls in shame.
3. Biden retreats to his happy place, which is pretty much anywhere he doesn't have to hold his balls in shame while Affirmative Action's Poster Child reads his lines off a Teleprompter.
4. While listening to Goofus brag about his economic policies, Biden checks on the progress of his Enzyte supplements and concludes neither is working as advertised.
5. As Bammy rambles on and on, Biden realizes the tingle down his leg is just incontinence.
Best of blue
"Dear Lord, how do I get him to dump me from the 2012 ticket without looking like a bigger jackass?'
Best of Robert
Biden thought bubbles: "...my balogna has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R; ...my balogna has a second name, it's M-A-Y-E-R' ...so...tired...Just 18 more months... I hope these aren't the trousers with the hole in the seat - I hear some snickering back there. Or is it snoring?
Best of Spin
"I will not rest until that last remaining state has filed for bankruptcy.
Best of Dr. Doom
Realizing his administration had gone to the 'Blame Bush' well too often, the President changes tactics and begins his 'Blame Biden' campaign...
Best of Jack Reacher
"The entire national debt could be represented by a stack of bills this thick. That's assuming, of course, that they're twenty-billion dollar bills."
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
In closing, I just want to say... whoever stole my stash of weed from the Air Force One lounge had better hang his head and pray I don't find him, cause I'm gonna hurt him baaaad.
Best of Jay Guevara
Thought bubble: "Dear God, why did You see fit to make this miserable asshole President? Why??"