1. The Gruesome Specter of Death figured Bill was due for another coronary any time now.
2. Bill Clinton arrives at a Hollywood fundraiser with guest, Kim Cattrall.
3.Clinton and Richards emerge from Woody Harrelson's house having scored some "Primo Sh-t."
4. This is gonna be the lamest Thunderdome ever.
5. Bill Clinton would come to regret saying 'Beetlejuice' three times.
Threadwinner Double the U
Clinton and Obama walk out of the room after seeing Hillary naked.
Best of dadoctah
At the conclusion of an intervention from a bunch of *real* musicians, Bill carries away the remains of his saxophone.
Best of mpur
Richards had no clue who the guy was, but he made an excellent mule since the police never, ever seemed to mess with him.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Obscure John Carpenter Alert:
Keith's special glasses permitted him to see what he suspected all along; the aliens were here, they were masking their presence with subliminal imaging, and Bill Clinton was a dickhead.
Best of Submariner
Bill and Hill leave the spa following her make-over...
Best of prince of leaves
So now Bill's boinking Cher?
Best of prince of leaves
Bill looks great, but Hillary really needs another lifeforce feeding.
Best of metalgarth
it's not what you think, we just got some take out from McPatterson's on the way home. Now where's my Possum McNuggets
Best of Jack Reacher
Mistaking Clinton's hand for a "Don't Walk" sign, Richards freezes in place.
Best of Adriane
Even More Obscure Boris Sagal Alert ...
Well, it's true Clinton didn't bear the sacred marks, but then Matthias was busted for using forbidden tools ... so the Secret Service v. zombie showdown kind of ended in a draw ...
Best of Vinneh
Who leaves a Tittie Bar with a doggie bag?
Bill Clinton.
Best of Spin
After the Weiner scandal Hilary decided to return Bill's penis.
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Bill and Keith are leaving for the Halloween party. Bill is masquerading as a world leader and Keith as a life form.
"Hey", said Mr. Clinton as they leave with the bag of bud, "Lets tweet that Weiner guy and get him to tag along. Dude knows how to get the ladies"...
"Weiner", replied Keith Richards, "I'm hungry"...
Bill and Keith leave Monica's house with a BJ to go...
WV: begra..Viagra for married men...
Keith is unable to respond upon learning that Bill Clinton has been able to get some "Satisfaction" so easily.
2020 - Bill and Hillary (post-op) have a night on the town.
Bozo and Harpo Marx
At the conclusion of an intervention from a bunch of *real* musicians, Bill carries away the remains of his saxophone.
With a gun to his back, Clinton calmly waves to the crowd of onlookers. He had no idea why Kieth Richards would want a bag of used cigars, he was just glad he saved them.
Richards had no clue who the guy was, but he made an excellent mule since the police never, ever seemed to mess with him.
"I'm going to visit Ms.Lewinsky. I think you can understand the need for the bag."
Obscure John Carpenter Alert:
Keith's special glasses permitted him to see what he suspected all along; the aliens were here, they were masking their presence with subliminal imaging, and Bill Clinton was a dickhead.
If they had a baby, it'd be a boner addicted to smack.
And first contact is blown over one man's failure to return a simple Vulcan greeting.
"Now if y'all will excuse me, per Hillary, I've got to bic-light this bag of sh!t on Anthony's doorstep."
Yes, even this ticket is more appealing to me than Obama in 2012. You could show me a picture of a pig and a raisin and I'd say the same thing. Oh wait...
Bill and Hill leave the spa following her make-over...
"Nothing to see here. These are not the men you are seeking..."
Bill took great delight that his ancient politician mind trick still worked on the msm.
Bill always brought along a donor when he visited the Bordello of Blood.
v word - obledle - obledlie, life goes on; BRA! La-la how the life goes on.
Twenty 10-year-olds, ten 20-year-olds, or these two.
The valet pointed and said, "Yeah, Clinton and Penny Marshall walked off down that away arm in arm singing, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 Schlemiel! Schlimazel! Hasenpfeffer Incorporated!"
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Boxers or Briefs?
Billy and Al Capone's surviving 146-year old zoot suit designer just finished with a fitting.
So now Bill's boinking Cher?
Bill looks great, but Hillary really needs another lifeforce feeding.
Carpe Phlogiston said...
Boxers or Briefs?
Depends. ;)
At least one of the Glitter twins aged gracefully....
@SOTG - Rumor has it Billy tried wearing the Depends thong style at Martha's Vineyard so he'd look "cool" around young girls. That's where his laxatives kicked in. You might say the idea backfired.
it's not what you think, we just got some take out from McPatterson's on the way home. Now where's my Possum McNuggets
The bag? Keith and I were just out walking the dog. He left a pile of 'stimulus' on the neighbor's yard.
Mistaking Clinton's hand for a "Don't Walk" sign, Richards freezes in place.
Even More Obscure Boris Sagal Alert ...
Well, it's true Clinton didn't bear the sacred marks, but then Matthias was busted for using forbidden tools ... so the Secret Service v. zombie showdown kind of ended in a draw ...
Who leaves a Tittie Bar with a doggie bag?
Bill Clinton.
Vinneh
After the Weiner scandal Hilary decided to return Bill's penis.
Her mayoral campaign ramps up
VW - nolingul
Man, Steven Tyler looks... well, actually he looks pretty good for his age.
"Hey Kobe, we're going out to score some chicks. Are you open?"
(Just a variation on a theme.)
Clinton and Obama walk out of the room after seeing Hillary naked.
All Lewinski's are not equal.
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