Monday, June 06, 2011

Weiner and the Pussies

Big Government: (Dig the smug, excrement-consuming liberal grin.)


Best of Unscrupulous
Noooo, I'm one of those cool cat people.

Best of Dr. Doom
...Having not learned his lesson yet, Representative Weiner posts a picture of his pu$$y too...

Best of Adriane
None of this evil would have ever happened if Ceiling Cat hadn't fallen asleep!!!

Best of Whacko
"Yeah, I'm hitting that."

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Tell me Clarise, do the lambs still scream?"

Best of Son Of The Godfather
We can now say with certitude,
Weiner's a really creepy dude.

Best of Vinneh
That might be the only pussy Weiner is going to get close for a long time.

Best of Jack Reacher
"They're cute, huh? ACORN just registered them to vote, too."

21 comments:

dadoctah said...

i can haz meedia atenshun?

Unscrupulous said...

Noooo, I'm one of those cool cat people.

Unscrupulous said...

...continued.... like V the K!

Dr. Doom said...

...Having not learned his lesson yet, Representative Weiner posts a picture of his pu$$y too...

Dang it V the K - you bring it on yourself you know...

jj said...

"Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Mayer weiner..."

Adriane said...

None of this evil would have ever happened if Ceiling Cat hadn't fallen asleep!!!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Weinerbubble: Hey, I was simply representing a long struggling constituency... horny frustrated geeks.

-OR-

Tonight on FOX - Weinergate! - sponsored by Hanes for Deviants.

-OR-

Twitter Titulation - Pushing the envelope of Safe Sexting to it's naturally creepy conclusion.

-OR-

If you must know, I was working on a top secret NASA Mars project: Maintaining bonds with loved ones back on Earth.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Another Weinerbubble: I've discovered a new way to hold my constituents' attention! I wonder, would appending naughty photos to my junk mail be covered by congressional franking privileges?

Whacko said...

"Yeah, I'm hitting that."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Final Weinerbubble: At least I didn't stain her dress!
OTOH, poor Fluffy's gonna need a bath.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Thought bubble: "That's right, b!tches... A three-way."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Tell me Clarise, do the lambs still scream?"

OR

I'm almost certain there's a poor girl just off camera who's putting the lotion "on it's skin", lest it get the hose again.

Son Of The Godfather said...

We can now say with certitude,
Weiner's a really creepy dude.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"If I was giving a speech to 45,000 people, and someone in the back of the room threw a pie or yelled out an insult, would I spend the next two hours responding to that? No, I'd be f***ing these two cats with a banana sticking out of my ass." <---Makes just as much sense as his original answer

Anonymous said...

That might be the only pussy Weiner is going to get close for a long time.

Vinneh

prince of leaves said...

[SOTG for the win!]

I think we now know what was in the pictures Breitbart was withholding to "spare the family".

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Meet Anthony D. Weiner, latest contributor to the neverending tragicomedy - "It Seemed Like Such a Good Idea at the Time"

-OR-

Webster's Dictionary: picture associated with the word - PATHETISAD

-OR-

VtheK POLL #19763: How many hope the FBI taskforce says that one of the 6 "women" Weinie was sexting was an agent posing as 13-year old jail bait?

Anonymous said...

He did his wurst.

Jack Reacher said...

"They're cute, huh? ACORN just registered them to vote, too."

Jack Reacher said...

"The internet is NOT made of cats; it's made of c*cks."

mpur said...

Hmmm, that doesn't look kosher to me.