1. "Aunt Zeituni! What are you still doing here?"
2. "Give me lots of greasy fries because I'm a hypocritical shrew with a gigantic butt and my butt stinks and and I like to smell my own butt."
3. "Oh, nertz! I forgot to bring my eatin' shovel!"
4. "P'Tagh! This gagh is barely moving! I should tear out your heart for this!"
Best of blue
"This floor better be clean enough for me to eat off of...."
Best of HLam
"Ok, let me say it real slow for you this time. E-X-T-R-A M-A-Y-O-N-A-I-S-S-E."
Best of Jack Reacher
"Lemme have four pumps of the barbecue sauce; I feel like a load."
Best of metalgarth
Screw you bitch, I can get that at McPatterson's for $2.99
Best of mpur
Whaddya mean it's "all you can eat, not all you can carry"?
Best of arf
Fifteen Schnitzengruben might be Cleavon Little's limit, but that's where I start.
Threadwinner: Son Of The Godfather
Cool, someone uploaded another McDonald's fight video!
Best of Steve O
Can I get a big long piece of meat that hooks downward? I can't get that at home.
Best of Submariner
I don't care; just slop a little of whatever that crap is on a plate. I'm dumping it in the nearest trash can after the photo op showing we're "the same as you little people" any ways...
Best of Vinneh
"No soup for you! Next"!
Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
"..and get me one of those Redneck Bride kegs, to go!'
5. "Don't you hold out your fried from me you chalk... chocolate... faced whore!"