Friday, June 03, 2011

Several Monors Sent This...

but JK had the best description ... "Two of bin Laden's wives escaping before the raid."


1. After adjusting for local social mores, Renegade was huge hit in Islamic countries.

2. 'Ow to speak Muslim: 'Elopement.'

3. ACORN's Palestinian branch transports voters to the polls for Hamas.

4. "OK, Mohammed, my fly is undone and the Viagra is kicking in..., take a detour down that cobblestone street."

5. Prom Night in Islamabad.

Best of blue
Acmed wonders how his date will look in Hooters garb...

Best of Rodney Dill
"It's a two banger... Oh, the motorcycle? I don't know."

Best of Vinneh
When Abdul says he's going to get dates for his friends, he really delivers.

Best of Submariner
Sarah Jessica Parker makes her escape from the papparazi.

Best of Submariner
Red Crescent relief workers deliver aid and comfort to male Islamic disaster victims IYKWIMAISTYD...

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Carpool lane in central Kabul.

Threadwinnuh Matt the K
"Islamabad Street" is brought to you by the letter double-ewe.

Best of mpur
Al-Jazeer's version of "Taxi Cab Confessions.

Best of mpur
Oh, crap, it's Chris Hanson.

Best of Jack Reacher
"Mohammed, when I told you to bring protection, I wasn't talking about the helmet."

28 comments:

blue said...

yes, but are they virgins?

blue said...

Acmed wonders how his date will look in Hooters garb...

Rodney Dill said...

"It's a two banger... Oh, the motorcycle? I don't know."

Rodney Dill said...

No Ewe Turn

Anonymous said...

When Abdul says he's going to get dates for his friends, he really delivers.

Vinneh

Submariner said...

Sarah Jessica Parker makes her escape from the papparazi.

Submariner said...

Muslim version of "Bringing home the bacon."

Submariner said...

Red Crescent relief workers deliver aid and comfort to male Islamic disaster victims IYKWIMAISTYD...

Submariner said...

The highway? It is still as long, but not as lonesome...

USMC2841 said...

No, not F*$% ewe.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Thawtballoon of goatholder: Damned inflation. I remember when it only cost 3 chickens for an hour at Madam Zorba's brothel.

-OR-

Blind dates. Amad's looking kinda sheepish.

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Carpool lane in central Kabul.

-OR-

The Fonz has really let himself go!

-OR-

Nothing's more out of place that white goats at a black sheep dinner.

GregMan said...

"I don't know, what do ewe think?"

GregMan said...

Double-dating, Islam style.

GregMan said...

After reading about the muslim rapist who got his wee-wee cut off by his victim, Achmed and Khamal decide not to take any chances.

Matt the K said...

"Lambs on the Lam" a Samhid al-Bronki Wezz production.

Matt the K said...

Lucky Ahmed, he gets 2 muttons per gallon.

dadoctah said...

♪♫ "You're eighteen, you can do what you like.
You'll be the queen of my highway,
My motorcycle mama.
We'll see the world from my Harley." ♫♪

Adriane said...

"Ewe guys are sick, SICK!!!"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

David Attenborough whispers:
We're in pursuit of two Palestinian jackasses and a pair of wild goats (or sheep, I don't care, it's late, they all look alike) migrating to greener pastures... by jove, there's the Israeli border!

Matt the K said...

"Islamabad Street" is brought to you by the letter double-ewe.

mpur said...

Al-Jazeer's version of "Taxi Cab Confessions.

mpur said...

Oh, crap, it's Chris Hanson.

Submariner said...

Must be from Jersey - Ewe's guys...

Anonymous said...

A quick trip to CVS for some KY and their weekend off to a great start...well maybe for them.

Vinneh

Jack Reacher said...

"Mohammed, when I told you to bring protection, I wasn't talking about the helmet."

dadoctah said...

"It's okay, we're in a band."

Dr. Doom said...

On the streets of paradise the Virgin Delivery Service deploys its Rapid Response Team to provide a couple of UBL's promised reward... oh and a couple of goats...

Submariner said...

Standard Cap #35:

"...We work for Mel Brooks!"