Divine Miss M
1. ORA: The Sisterhood of Lesbian Bloggers holds its first nature walk.
2. "I still don't get why the Boy Scouts won't let us be scoutmasters."
3. "Yeah, Tony, now that you mention it, a guy could scream out here for hours and nobody would hear."
4. Incredibly, some survivors of the Zombie Apocalypse were even dumber and less prepared than the cast of The Walking Dead.
5.His beer gut and tiny weiner were available for all to see, but Tony insisted on covering his bald spot with a baseball cap.
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Pilgrims on a journey to seek the Shrine of Enlarged Scrotum Man.
Best of Dr. Doom
Three of the seven 'dwarfs' set off in search of Snow White... Oh and to score some Viagra too...
Best of Dr. Doom
Small business owners, Bob Smith, Steve Jones, and Joe White are seen here leaving their meeting with the IRS...
Best of mpur
Only took these guys about 30 minutes to realize exactly why humans evolved with the skills to make clothing and armor.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Every year it's the same old thing. The guys from the fat camp upriver try to crash Lilith Fair claiming they took a wrong turn on the path.
Best of Double the U
Bill.... If you slap my ass one more time and tell me there was a mosquito on it I swear to Gawd..
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Residents of Chumley, Alaska take drastic measures to frighten the sasquatches away from the town dump.
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Clueless, lost, out of shape, out of step, and out of the mainstream. Ladies and gentlemen and assorted monors, I give you a snapshot of liberalism.
Best of Submariner
Awaking in paradise, St. Pancake receives the her first 3 virgins...
Best of Spineless Vertebra
"Let's try walking east now, maybe our dignity is in that direction."
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Once again someone is shocked that nudist clubs don't consist of hot young women with incredible bodies.
Three of the seven 'dwarfs' set off in search of Snow White... Oh and to score some Viagra too...
"Wherever the white women at, they ain't around here", mused Jack.
"I wonder why?", asked Tony
Small business owners, Bob Smith, Steve Jones, and Joe White are seen here leaving their meeting with the IRS...
Based on this photo, OSHA is now requiring all forested areas to post signs that say "Watch out for the nibbling squirrels!"
Only took these guys about 30 minutes to realize exactly why humans evolved with the skills to make clothing and armor.
They're off to see the Wizard in search of ....stuff. "Lions & Tigers & Bears...Oh My"
Every year it's the same old thing. The guys from the fat camp upriver try to crash Lilith Fair claiming they took a wrong turn on the path.
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Q: How is a certain congressman like a nudist sitting too close to a campfire?
A: Both get their weiners roasted.
please pass the eye bleach
Pilgrims on a journey to seek the Shrine of Enlarged Scrotum Man.
White House Press Secretary Jay Carney: "Honestly, folks, we're at a loss to explain how WikiLeaks obtained photos of the annual meeting of the President's Council on Physical Fitness."
This one's got a purty mouth....
They joke that during their walk they lost three pounds... three pounds worth of clothes!
Ang Lee's "Spin & Marty".
"Survivor; Fire Island"
It's official, the producers done jumped the shark.
And yes, I'm sure we all have this outfit. Of course it FITS on the rest of us...
Attenborough whispered voice over; "This is so exciting! We're about to see an answer to the age-old question whether a bear sh!ts in the wood, even when his twinks are in attendance..."
Bill.... If you slap my ass one more time and tell me there was a mosquito on it I swear to Gawd..
Had I known it would have gotten me out of doing situps, I would have claimed I was a nudist back in gym class.
Nudists often say that wearing clothes is unhealthy, but have you ever seen a nudist that didn't look like they had an enlarged liver and chronic constipation?
"Say Fred, you did remember to bring the calamine lotion and snake bite kit, right?"
Residents of Chumley, Alaska take drastic measures to frighten the sasquatches away from the town dump.
Clueless, lost, out of shape, out of step, and out of the mainstream. Ladies and gentlemen and assorted monors, I give you a snapshot of liberalism.
Awaking in paradise, St. Pancake receives the her first 3 virgins...
"Fat, dumb and naked is no way to go through life. Well, at least we can fix the naked part."
It's called the Jism Trail for a reason.
Vinneh
There are some things even a bear won't eat.
Vinneh
"Let's try walking east now, maybe our dignity is in that direction."
Nude hiking? Bah! You want a real adventure, you need to check out nude *bowling*!
"So why do they call this place Skeeter Paradise?"
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