Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Remember When Tuesdays Featured Hot Lesbian Cowgirls?

I blame you monors for not sending me pictures of hot lesbian cowgirls.

Divine Miss M


1. ORA: The Sisterhood of Lesbian Bloggers holds its first nature walk.

2. "I still don't get why the Boy Scouts won't let us be scoutmasters."

3. "Yeah, Tony, now that you mention it, a guy could scream out here for hours and nobody would hear."

4. Incredibly, some survivors of the Zombie Apocalypse were even dumber and less prepared than the cast of The Walking Dead.

5.His beer gut and tiny weiner were available for all to see, but Tony insisted on covering his bald spot with a baseball cap.

Threadwinner Cricket
Pilgrims on a journey to seek the Shrine of Enlarged Scrotum Man.

Best of Dr. Doom
Three of the seven 'dwarfs' set off in search of Snow White... Oh and to score some Viagra too...

Best of Dr. Doom
Small business owners, Bob Smith, Steve Jones, and Joe White are seen here leaving their meeting with the IRS...

Best of mpur
Only took these guys about 30 minutes to realize exactly why humans evolved with the skills to make clothing and armor.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Every year it's the same old thing. The guys from the fat camp upriver try to crash Lilith Fair claiming they took a wrong turn on the path.

Best of Double the U
Bill.... If you slap my ass one more time and tell me there was a mosquito on it I swear to Gawd..

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Residents of Chumley, Alaska take drastic measures to frighten the sasquatches away from the town dump.

Best of Kaptain Krude
Clueless, lost, out of shape, out of step, and out of the mainstream. Ladies and gentlemen and assorted monors, I give you a snapshot of liberalism.

Best of Submariner
Awaking in paradise, St. Pancake receives the her first 3 virgins...

Best of Spineless Vertebra
"Let's try walking east now, maybe our dignity is in that direction."

29 comments:

Double the U said...

Once again someone is shocked that nudist clubs don't consist of hot young women with incredible bodies.

Dr. Doom said...

Three of the seven 'dwarfs' set off in search of Snow White... Oh and to score some Viagra too...

Dr. Doom said...

"Wherever the white women at, they ain't around here", mused Jack.

"I wonder why?", asked Tony

Dr. Doom said...

Small business owners, Bob Smith, Steve Jones, and Joe White are seen here leaving their meeting with the IRS...

blue said...

Based on this photo, OSHA is now requiring all forested areas to post signs that say "Watch out for the nibbling squirrels!"

mpur said...

Only took these guys about 30 minutes to realize exactly why humans evolved with the skills to make clothing and armor.

Mr. Hankey said...

They're off to see the Wizard in search of ....stuff. "Lions & Tigers & Bears...Oh My"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Every year it's the same old thing. The guys from the fat camp upriver try to crash Lilith Fair claiming they took a wrong turn on the path.

-OR-

Q: How is a certain congressman like a nudist sitting too close to a campfire?
A: Both get their weiners roasted.

please pass the eye bleach

Cricket said...

Pilgrims on a journey to seek the Shrine of Enlarged Scrotum Man.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

White House Press Secretary Jay Carney: "Honestly, folks, we're at a loss to explain how WikiLeaks obtained photos of the annual meeting of the President's Council on Physical Fitness."

jj said...

This one's got a purty mouth....

Double the U said...

They joke that during their walk they lost three pounds... three pounds worth of clothes!

dadoctah said...

Ang Lee's "Spin & Marty".

Submariner said...

"Survivor; Fire Island"

It's official, the producers done jumped the shark.

Submariner said...

And yes, I'm sure we all have this outfit. Of course it FITS on the rest of us...

Submariner said...

Attenborough whispered voice over; "This is so exciting! We're about to see an answer to the age-old question whether a bear sh!ts in the wood, even when his twinks are in attendance..."

Double the U said...

Bill.... If you slap my ass one more time and tell me there was a mosquito on it I swear to Gawd..

prince of leaves said...

Had I known it would have gotten me out of doing situps, I would have claimed I was a nudist back in gym class.

prince of leaves said...

Nudists often say that wearing clothes is unhealthy, but have you ever seen a nudist that didn't look like they had an enlarged liver and chronic constipation?

Whacko said...

"Say Fred, you did remember to bring the calamine lotion and snake bite kit, right?"

prince of leaves said...

Residents of Chumley, Alaska take drastic measures to frighten the sasquatches away from the town dump.

Kaptain Krude said...

Clueless, lost, out of shape, out of step, and out of the mainstream. Ladies and gentlemen and assorted monors, I give you a snapshot of liberalism.

Submariner said...

Awaking in paradise, St. Pancake receives the her first 3 virgins...

Jack Reacher said...

"Fat, dumb and naked is no way to go through life. Well, at least we can fix the naked part."

Anonymous said...

It's called the Jism Trail for a reason.

Vinneh

Anonymous said...

There are some things even a bear won't eat.

Vinneh

Spineless Vertebra said...

"Let's try walking east now, maybe our dignity is in that direction."

dadoctah said...

Nude hiking? Bah! You want a real adventure, you need to check out nude *bowling*!

Rodney Dill said...

"So why do they call this place Skeeter Paradise?"