1. You think this is bad, you should see how Jeff Foxworthy's remake reimagines Westley.
2. Seems a bit late to be administering this kind of test. How did she do on the trailer hitch, by the way.
3."All right, she's fully inflated with Helium. Let her go!"
4. Oddly enough, Barney Frank has both the outfit and the gag reflex.
5. "Geez, Billy Bob, were you dropped on your head? It's taking three guys to pull her off and get her to the altar, and you wonder if she's getting cold feet?"
Best of blue
In redneck country the virginity test misses the point.
Best of Matt the K
Kegger? Didn't even blah blah blah
Best of Adriane
You know Adelaine, if you married into the Bush Family, you only would have had to promise not to reveal the baked bean recipe. But Noooo, you had to marry into the Busch Family ...
Best of jj
Anniemae was sooo talented. When the beer keg ran out of CO2, she was able to re-pressurize the keg.
Best of mpur
What? *More* royal wedding photos?
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Freshmen girls are so gullible... "Guys, are you sure this cures hiccups?"
Best of Oiao
There is no brass left on the door knobs either.....
Best of sonicfrog
Not to be outdone by Newsweek's recent scandalous Kate Middleton / Princess Diana cover shot, Time magazine has decided to feature a behind-the-scenes picture of the Royal bride on their front cover!
Best of dub
This is the last time she'll be swallowing, trust me.
Best of I Wish I Knew
After Jessica successfully transmuted the poisonous Water of Life into a harmless psychogenic liqour, the Fremen wedding party really kicked into high gear.
Best of dadoctah
Meghan McCain tries once more to steal the spotlight from Bristol.
Best of Spin
If not for the tiara this might be considered tacky.