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1. You think this is bad, you should see how Jeff Foxworthy's remake reimagines Westley.
2. Seems a bit late to be administering this kind of test. How did she do on the trailer hitch, by the way.
3."All right, she's fully inflated with Helium. Let her go!"
4. Oddly enough, Barney Frank has both the outfit and the gag reflex.
5. "Geez, Billy Bob, were you dropped on your head? It's taking three guys to pull her off and get her to the altar, and you wonder if she's getting cold feet?"
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In redneck country the virginity test misses the point.
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Kegger? Didn't even blah blah blah
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You know Adelaine, if you married into the Bush Family, you only would have had to promise not to reveal the baked bean recipe. But Noooo, you had to marry into the Busch Family ...
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Anniemae was sooo talented. When the beer keg ran out of CO2, she was able to re-pressurize the keg.
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What? *More* royal wedding photos?
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Freshmen girls are so gullible... "Guys, are you sure this cures hiccups?"
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There is no brass left on the door knobs either.....
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Not to be outdone by Newsweek's recent scandalous Kate Middleton / Princess Diana cover shot, Time magazine has decided to feature a behind-the-scenes picture of the Royal bride on their front cover!
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This is the last time she'll be swallowing, trust me.
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After Jessica successfully transmuted the poisonous Water of Life into a harmless psychogenic liqour, the Fremen wedding party really kicked into high gear.
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Meghan McCain tries once more to steal the spotlight from Bristol.
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If not for the tiara this might be considered tacky.
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In New York, the new tradition has one bride do a keg stand while the other is sets up the beer pong table...
It's only an old wife's tale that drinking upside down gets you drunk faster. In another couple of years you will be telling it.
In redneck country the virginity test misses the point.
Kegger? Didn't even blah blah blah
Why Brandine is always a bridesmaid, never a bride
You know Adelaine, if you married into the Bush Family, you only would have had to promise not to reveal the baked bean recipe. But Noooo, you had to marry into the Busch Family ...
Anniemae was sooo talented. When the beer keg ran out of CO2, she was able to re-pressurize the keg.
The bride's revenge...semen backwash!
...and once she gets it spitted up good, it will primed for mounti...
I'm sick.
What? *More* royal wedding photos?
SIS??
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Barmaid trainees are taught that "putting a head on a beer" doesn't mean the same thing as "giving head to the beer."
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Freshmen girls are so gullible... "Guys, are you sure this cures hiccups?"
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RuthAnn's read the Drunktionary and demonstrates that "blow one" means "give me a beer."
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Budweiser Pilates
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Debbie Does Coors
"R-I-I-I-COLA!!!!!!
Fiance: "I have some concerns about you spitting the beer into a napkin and asking where your 20 bucks is..."
Drill, baby, drill!
"You ruined our bro-clan, b*tch! into the keg the hard way!"
Webster definition of 'sucking UP'.
There is no brass left on the door knobs either.....
"The bride cuts the keg,
the bride cuts the keg.
Hi ho the cherrio,
the bride cuts the keg."
Vinneh
Not to be outdone by Newsweek's recent scandalous Kate Middleton / Princess Diana cover shot, Time magazine has decided to feature a behind-the-scenes picture of the Royal bride on their front cover!
They knew why Fred married her when she emptied the keg and it started to collapse.
Vinneh
After firing Teller, Penn's 'Levitating Bride' act really jumped the shark.
This is the last time she'll be swallowing, trust me.
>shhhhhhhhh<
She thinks it's Heiniken...
That's one of the most life-like helium inflated love dolls I've ever seen a picture of!
v word - barkski - Didn't know Blogger spoke Russian, but I didn't think she looked that bad...
Uncloseted Alcoholic - Ethel would claim she just tripped, but the clenched bitemarks about 4 inches down on that metal pipe plus claw marks from her grip on the rim say otherwise.
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Bonnie thought this was great practice for the wife-swapping party's after midnight events.
Alcohol, the drug of choice for 9 out of 10 cuckhold wedding receptions.
Celebrating the renewed attention after the competing Harris-Hefner wedding was called off.
After Jessica successfully transmuted the poisonous Water of Life into a harmless psychogenic liqour, the Fremen wedding party really kicked into high gear.
Meghan McCain tries once more to steal the spotlight from Bristol.
If not for the tiara this might be considered tacky.
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