Monday, June 13, 2011
Pinky Dick Goes Walking
1. Tony wondered, "If I really were an Oscar Meyer Weiner, then would everyone be in love with me?"
2. The taunts of "Sick Intercourse" and "second rate pronographer" follow Congressman Weiner wherever he goes.
3. "Congressman, is it true you offered to buy Natalie Portman a fur coat?"
4. "Congressman, what's it like being married to Hillary's girlfriend?"
5. "Congressman, Andrew Sullivan wants to know what he has to do to get on your Twitter list."
Best of Unscrupulous
Your dick's in that box right now isn't it? Isn't it?
Best of blue
"Mr. Weiner - you emailed pix of yours to co-eds, yet President Clinton actually showed his to a intern....what does this say about your political ambitions?
Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
"Does your sordid affair distract in any way from the release of the Palin emails?"
Best of any mouse
"You know, if Hillary didn't sleep over so much, I wouldn't be in this mess!"
Best of jj
It's obvious he's a politician. He needs his shopping bags labeled.
Best of Submariner
Congressman - I've seen the photos and must ask; have you ever, even once, satisfied a woman?
Threadwinner: Jack Reacher
Next on the errand list: The stores Your Thongs and Your Gray Briefs.
Best of prince of leaves
"When we showed her the X-rated picture, your wife Huma said that she 'sees a bigger one at work every day'. What did she mean, exactly?"
Best of Vinneh
"Congressman, do you mind if we get a few photos of you...from the waist up"?
Best of metalgarth
Beavis longs for the days when he could buy a 'Metallica' T-shirt in peace.
Best of Spin
If rep. Weiner doesn't unclench his face will stay that way...