Monday, June 13, 2011

Pinky Dick Goes Walking



1. Tony wondered, "If I really were an Oscar Meyer Weiner, then would everyone be in love with me?"

2. The taunts of "Sick Intercourse" and "second rate pronographer" follow Congressman Weiner wherever he goes.

3. "Congressman, is it true you offered to buy Natalie Portman a fur coat?"

4. "Congressman, what's it like being married to Hillary's girlfriend?"

5. "Congressman, Andrew Sullivan wants to know what he has to do to get on your Twitter list."

Best of Unscrupulous
Your dick's in that box right now isn't it? Isn't it?

Best of blue
"Mr. Weiner - you emailed pix of yours to co-eds, yet President Clinton actually showed his to a intern....what does this say about your political ambitions?

Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
"Does your sordid affair distract in any way from the release of the Palin emails?"

Best of any mouse
"You know, if Hillary didn't sleep over so much, I wouldn't be in this mess!"

Best of jj
It's obvious he's a politician. He needs his shopping bags labeled.

Best of Submariner
Congressman - I've seen the photos and must ask; have you ever, even once, satisfied a woman?

Threadwinner: Jack Reacher
Next on the errand list: The stores Your Thongs and Your Gray Briefs.

Best of prince of leaves
"When we showed her the X-rated picture, your wife Huma said that she 'sees a bigger one at work every day'. What did she mean, exactly?"

Best of Vinneh
"Congressman, do you mind if we get a few photos of you...from the waist up"?

Best of metalgarth
Beavis longs for the days when he could buy a 'Metallica' T-shirt in peace.

Best of Spin
If rep. Weiner doesn't unclench his face will stay that way...

19 comments:

Unscrupulous said...

Your dick's in that box right now isn't it? Isn't it?

Dr. Doom said...

The Communist News Network finally gets around to questioning Representative Weiner (D-NY)... "Congressman Weiner", asks the reporter, "What are your thoughts on including sex addiction therapy in Obamacare legislat... hey why is there a hole in that bag"?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

He's carrying a box o' shirts? Why? Smells like a congressional cover-up.

-OR-

Q: How many reporters does it take to cover a has-been congressman?
A: Usually only 1, but apparently Weiner is very hard to cover.

-OR-

NY ghetto jumprope song starts...
Neener, Neener, Teeny Weiner
How does your scandal grow?
A tweet to me and a tweet to her,
Bawney Fwank gets a pwivate show!

-OR-

Weinerbubble - Darn it, I'm so distracted I can't recall if I tweeted the girls my gym shots or my gym shorts.

blue said...

"Mr. Weiner - you emailed pix of yours to co-eds, yet President Clinton actually showed his to a intern....what does this say about your political ambitions?

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

"Does your sordid affair distract in any way from the release of the Palin emails?"

any mouse said...

"You know, if my wife stayed home & did the laundry I wouldn't be in this mess!"

any mouse said...

"You know, if Hillary didn't sleep over so much, I wouldn't be in this mess!"

any mouse said...

"You know, if Al Gore hadn't invented the internet, i wouldn't be in this mess!'

jj said...

It's obvious he's a politician. He needs his shopping bags labeled.

Submariner said...

Congressman - I've seen the photos and must ask; have you ever, even once, satisfied a woman?

Adriane said...

Anthony's Weiner: I go walking, after midnight ...
Reporter: Congressman, it's 9 a.m.
Anthony's Weiner: Am I wearing a watch??? Does it look to you like I'm wearing a watch?!? Well, I think Andrew Breitbart stole my f%#&$* watch! Yeah, that's right! I said it!!

Jack Reacher said...

Next on the errand list: The stores Your Thongs and Your Gray Briefs.

prince of leaves said...

"When we showed her the X-rated picture, your wife Huma said that she 'sees a bigger one at work every day'. What did she mean, exactly?"

prince of leaves said...

Woman reporter's thought-mantra: "Stay professional...you're working here...don't laugh at the pindick white boy...stay professional..."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Hey Pinkydick, the prez recently said, "If I were Weiner, I'd resign." Any comment?
Yep, that's a case of the black calling the pot a kettle.

Anonymous said...

"Congressman, do you mind if we get a few photos of you...from the waist up"?

Vinneh

Submariner said...

Tony's thawt bubbles; "Ignore her. Eyes ahead. Gad she's hot. No, no, no mustn't think about her sans jumpsuit. How about the other one? He's cute too! Wonder if they'd friend me on FaceBook? Maybe a quickie in the next ally? Oh, no. Hold the bag close to the crotch and they won't notice my excitement..."

metalgarth said...

Beavis longs for the days when he could buy a 'Metallica' T-shirt in peace.

Spin said...

If rep. Weiner doesn't unclench his face will stay that way...

nevermind