Tuesday, June 07, 2011
Oh My Stars and Garters
1. "But Congressman Weiner, your press conference starts in five minutes! Breitbart can't stall them forever."
2. "That's very nice, but since Barney Frank no longer chairs the House Banking Committee, you'll have to apply for a mortgage the traditional way."
3. Coming this Fall, The All-New Love American Style, directed by Ang Lee.
4. "Justin Bieber had a Yard Sale."
5. Backstage at the Southern Baptist Family Values Summit.
Best of blue
Ray Bradbury Jr disappoints his dad's fans.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Western Union obviously got its wires crossed... the singing telegram meant for Bawney Fwank ended up in Hilary's office.
Best of dadoctah
It's official: Stan Lee has finally run out of ideas for new superheroes.
Best of Dr. Doom
The Safe Schools Czar makes a surprise visit to Principal Smith's office to review the state of corporal punishment at PS 135...
Best of MissC
Mitts with a bustier?????!!! Is he mad?
Best of champaignken
Saved by the Bell: the Transgender Years.
Best of Kaptain Krude
"Please baby, just call me your chalk-faced whore one more time? Just for old-times sake?"
Best of prince of leaves
"Dr. Laura, I'm your biggest fan!"
Best of Submariner
Not that there's anything wrong with that...