Monday, June 20, 2011

M'Chel Takes Out Her 'Eatin' Shovel'

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(Laura Ingraham did this pic last week. I think we can do better.)


1.ORA: Because of a long-forgotten session with a Soviet hypnotist, M'Chel is compelled to act out the fight scene from Hobgoblins whenever she sees a ham-and-cheese sandwich.

2. "Somebody's about to be a  Dead Chalk-faced Whore..."

3. "Now, dig your own graves, kulaks!"

4. Upon learning the "Bring Out Your Dead" guy won't be back until Tuesday, M'Chel takes matters into her own hands.

5. In retrospect, Eva Gabor adjusted to farm life much better than M'Chel.


Threadwinner: Rodney Dill
"You... shall... not... pass..."

Best of metalgarth
Next up on HGTV: "Klingon Gardening"

Best of Mr Hankey
If you sing "Camptown Races" around Michelle, she's ingrained to grab a shovel & go to work

Best of Rodney Dill
"Haagan Daz? Slowly I turned..."

Best of mpur
I will f*** you up!

Best of Mr. Hankey
Michelle heads to the Pet Cemetary to raise Barack's candidacy from the dead.

Best of Adriane
Ang Lee's remake of Chain Gang Women went for celebrity cameo street cred.

Best of Steve O
Shovel... Ready... Projects...
The Obama family plays charades with the entire country.

Best of Unscrupulous
Nobody ever said M'chelle doesn't pick up after herself.

Best of prince o'' leaves
Caught without her bat'leth when challenged by the press, M'Chel improvises.

Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
GET YOUR ASS AWAY FROM MY YAMS!

Best of Jack Reacher
"Hey, look; I found Olbermann's career!"

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Apparently, sandlot hockey is at lot more violent than sandlot baseball used to be.

Best of Army of Dad
"I'm sick of these Mother f-ing honkeys on my mother f-ing lawn!"

Best of Rodney Dill
Ho! Ha ha! Guard! Turn! Parry! Dodge! Spin! Ha! Thrust! Sproing!



UPDATE: Some wonderful anonymous monor pointed out an angle I totally missed: (Below the break)



36 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Where's that tamale"?

Vinneh

metalgarth said...

Next up on HGTV: "Klingon Gardening"

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

M'Chel practices hard for the 2012 Olympic new event "eating the side of beef"

any mouse said...

"..and if V the K don't make me a Thursday babe, I'll bury his ass!"

Rodney Dill said...

The Canucks announce a new goalie change for next season.

Rodney Dill said...

"What did you say makes my butt look fat?"

Anonymous said...

She's deep in the pon farr.


..........arf

kg said...

Hey, where the white women at?

Mr Hankey said...

If you sing "Camptown Races" around Michelle, she's ingrained to grab a shovel & go to work

Rodney Dill said...

"Haagan Daz? Slowly I turned..."

mpur said...

I will f*** you up!

Dr. Doom said...

The First Lady demonstrates the meaning of "shovel ready project" when the uppity Fox News reporter asks about her vacation plans for the summer...

Mr. Hankey said...

Michelle heads to the Pet Cemetary to raise Barack's candidacy from the dead.

dadoctah said...

Oh, crap, she's having another of her "Adventures of Robin Hood" flashbacks!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Awwright, which one of you little brats said, "Her ass will get stuck on the slide?"

-OR-

OK, does anyone have a kitteh or puppeh or little snitch they want buried? Speak up, my pretties?

-OR-

Patience, kids. One more candid photo for 'Chels memoirs book and the grand opening of DC's newest crack dealers and pimps town hall will commence!

Submariner said...

Who be takin' mah KFC?


ATDHE-A

Adriane said...

Ang Lee's remake of Chain Gang Women went for celebrity cameo street cred.

Steve O said...

Shovel... Ready... Projects...

The Obama family plays charades with the entire country.

Unscrupulous said...

Nobody ever said M'chelle doesn't pick up after herself.

prince said...

Caught without her bat'leth when challenged by the press, M'Chel improvises.

prince of leaves said...

Caught without her bat'leth when challenged by the press, M'Chel improvises.

blue said...

"All right, which one of you crackers said they gonna vote republican?"

Censors Hip said...

"Next one dat sends me pictures of their Weiner gonna get it whacked off!1"

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

GET YOUR ASS AWAY FROM MY YAMS!

Jack Reacher said...

Still searching for the college transcripts, I see.

Jack Reacher said...

"Hey, look; I found Olbermann's career!"

Jack Reacher said...

Knowing her husband is in campaign mode, M'Chelle prepares for what's coming.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Apparently, sandlot hockey is at lot more violent than sandlot baseball used to be.

Submariner said...

No, dammit; I said I wanted a BIG spoon for desert...

Submariner said...

Awright; I'se ready to takes care o' dat US economicamal recovery thing fo' mah mans...



blah Dawn blah head explodes blah...

Rodney Dill said...

"You... shall... not... pass..."

Rodney Dill said...

"In this world there's two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wi4W2ATGAs&NR=1

Army of Dad said...

"I'm sick of these Mother f-ing honkeys on my mother f-ing lawn!"

Anonymous said...

"No Mofo, I'm shovel ready"!

Vinneh

Rodney Dill said...

Ho! Ha ha! Guard! Turn! Parry! Dodge! Spin! Ha! Thrust! Sproing!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Jane Goodall discusses primates: "We know monkeys can use primitive tools and weapons, but nobody has ever observed them actually using a shovel except to lean on!"