1.M'Chel: "I don't see why Hillary gets into this so much... oh, wait, there's supposed to be carpet, isn't there?"
2. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
3. M'Chel was a natural to play a Lycan in Underworld V, and the producers saved a fortune on make-up and CGI.
4. "Wow! I haven't seen a floor this shiny since the original Star Wars trilogy."
5. "Hillary Clinton in a Carpet Warehouse? Your husband meeting the Mayor of Tampa? The economy under your husband's policies? Andrew Sullivan in a Fire Island men's room? I give up, M'Chel... you win this round of charades."
Best of Army of Dad
"WASSUP!"
Best of jj
I know there's a drop of BBQ sauce here somewhere...
Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
Michelle volunteered to each her oral technique at the Gay Pride Learning Center. The trainees were scared straight.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Sorry, shoulda warned you... They make one hell of a tequila around here."
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Ant thought bubble: "She's back! Run for your lives!"
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Based on the tireless efforts of Gitmo guards, the president's council on physical fitness now recommends that muslims combine prayers with calisthenics to fight obesity.
Best of Submariner
One nano-second later, the Predator lost a canine tooth as it attacked it's own reflection...
Best of Submariner
Oh look; SHINY!
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"It's no use! It's pulling us in!"
Gravity wins the struggle as M'Chel's ass super-collapses into a singularity.
Best of Jack Reacher
After ten minutes they finally accepted that, no matter how hard they pushed, they couldn't lower the floor.
Best of Mr. Hankey
Thank you sir - May I have another!!
Best of Capt. Queeg
Chubby dude on left: "Oh Lord, I think I just blew a nut!"
46 comments:
"WASSUP!"
Looking for Barack's approval numbers.
............arf
Training for the new Healthy Food Czar includes a module on Finding Improper Foodstuffs in the Household Environment. The initial class was taught by the First Lady. Follow up training will be the responsibility of the TSA...
I know there's a drop of BBQ sauce here somewhere...
ATDHE
The estate of Jimmy Hendix is not amused with Michele's rewrite: "Excuse me while I lick the floor!"
Michelle volunteered to each her oral technique at the Gay Pride Learning Center. The trainees were scared straight.
There are a few things First Ladys should not do. Belly-bumping the floor is right at the top of that list.
- or -
M'chel counts them out "one, TWO,...Ninety-eight, Ninety-nine...."
Carla Bruni thought bubble "snicker"
"Sorry, shoulda warned you... They make one hell of a tequila around here."
Someone got M'chel with the ol' "spilled my invisible french fries" routine.
Again.
Q: What do you get when you mix DNA from Hillary, M'Chel, and a dinosaur?
A: Licksallotapus.
"We talked about this, M'Chel... Four legs bad, two legs good..."
"Yuck! That Pledge sure smells lemony, but tastes like sh*t!"
Ant thought bubble: "She's back! Run for your lives!"
By human standards, Klingon mating rituals are... unusual.
I simply don't want to be in the room when that hairball gets yacked up.
M'Chel has comprehension difficulties with the second word in the term "First Lady".
Best promo ever! I'm sure not missing that episode of Cops!
ATDHE... again.
Based on the tireless efforts of Gitmo guards, the president's council on physical fitness now recommends that muslims combine prayers with calisthenics to fight obesity.
Nobody teams up with 'chel in the picnic race because they know they can't win pushing a full wheelbarrow.
-OR-
Hey, can any of you see your reflection in black tile?
-OR-
Wax on. Wax off. Don't forget to breathe... verrrry important.
Members of the White House cleaning staff shows her how it's done.
OSNLA:
Demonic voice (you know... hers): "Your mother sews socks that smell!"
Off camera: "Nah, we haze all the first ladies with our made up customs... We had Hillary on a unicycle juggling oranges."
One nano-second later, the Predator lost a canine tooth as it attacked it's own reflection...
"...and when it's an Imam, Barry bows like so."
v word - sucke - nuff said.
Oh look; SHINY!
The sad, sad demise of Harvey the rabbit.
Subby, amigo... Tim Curry was the M'Chell double in Legend. :)
"It's no use! It's pulling us in!"
Gravity wins the struggle as M'Chel's ass super-collapses into a singularity.
"Come on Sharpton. Is it your belly or your dick that's in the way"?
Vinneh
With the press corps to help in staging, no one was the wiser that they were actually pushing against a shiny wall.
Anonymous said...
Looking for Barack's approval numbers.
............arf
Nah, that was when she had the shovel.
"Er, thanks for the offer, Mrs. Obama, but I think I can find my contact lens by myself."
Worst case of bowingitis I've seen since... well, the last time Obama went abroad.
Maybe it's just me, but that smile reminds me of Tim Curry in "Legend." (And about the same torso shape as well...)
doh! Thanks for the brain-fart correction, Amigo. btw v-word for this post is 'proxi' - guess Blogger wants me to give you my vote for the Best Of's this year...
After ten minutes they finally accepted that, no matter how hard they pushed, they couldn't lower the floor.
Thank you sir - May I have another!!
...and with that, the First Annual White House Wheelbarrow Race is on!!
..and Michelle shows that in fact she did swallow it all.
Michelle wants to proves that she's helpful by lowering the debt floor, thus making more room at the top.
Guy in the middle; "Dude! That shirt looks just like your sofa!"
"Reenact that incident? Normally I'd say no way, but for you I will," said Rodney King.
Chubby dude on left: "Oh Lord, I think I just blew a nut!"
wv: jonsom
Somebody please, PLEASE, tell Michelle that Jack Palance had already won the Oscar before he did those push-ups!
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