Monday, June 27, 2011

M'Chel Gets Down

Al

1.M'Chel: "I don't see why Hillary gets into this so much... oh, wait, there's supposed to be carpet, isn't there?"

2. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

3. M'Chel was a natural to play a Lycan in Underworld V, and the producers saved a fortune on make-up and CGI.

4. "Wow! I haven't seen a floor this shiny since the original Star Wars trilogy."

5. "Hillary Clinton in a Carpet Warehouse? Your husband meeting the Mayor of Tampa? The economy under your husband's policies? Andrew Sullivan in a Fire Island men's room?  I give up, M'Chel... you win this round of charades."

Best of Army of Dad
"WASSUP!"

Best of jj
I know there's a drop of BBQ sauce here somewhere...

Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
Michelle volunteered to each her oral technique at the Gay Pride Learning Center. The trainees were scared straight.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Sorry, shoulda warned you... They make one hell of a tequila around here."

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Ant thought bubble: "She's back! Run for your lives!"

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Based on the tireless efforts of Gitmo guards, the president's council on physical fitness now recommends that muslims combine prayers with calisthenics to fight obesity.

Best of Submariner
One nano-second later, the Predator lost a canine tooth as it attacked it's own reflection...

Best of Submariner
Oh look; SHINY!

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"It's no use! It's pulling us in!"
Gravity wins the struggle as M'Chel's ass super-collapses into a singularity.

Best of Jack Reacher
After ten minutes they finally accepted that, no matter how hard they pushed, they couldn't lower the floor.

Best of Mr. Hankey
Thank you sir - May I have another!!

Best of Capt. Queeg
Chubby dude on left: "Oh Lord, I think I just blew a nut!"

46 comments:

Army of Dad said...

"WASSUP!"

Anonymous said...

Looking for Barack's approval numbers.

............arf

JohnS1959 said...

Training for the new Healthy Food Czar includes a module on Finding Improper Foodstuffs in the Household Environment. The initial class was taught by the First Lady. Follow up training will be the responsibility of the TSA...

jj said...

I know there's a drop of BBQ sauce here somewhere...

ATDHE

blue said...

The estate of Jimmy Hendix is not amused with Michele's rewrite: "Excuse me while I lick the floor!"

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

Michelle volunteered to each her oral technique at the Gay Pride Learning Center. The trainees were scared straight.

HLam said...

There are a few things First Ladys should not do. Belly-bumping the floor is right at the top of that list.

- or -

M'chel counts them out "one, TWO,...Ninety-eight, Ninety-nine...."

HLam said...

Carla Bruni thought bubble "snicker"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Sorry, shoulda warned you... They make one hell of a tequila around here."

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Son Of The Godfather said...

Someone got M'chel with the ol' "spilled my invisible french fries" routine.

Again.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Q: What do you get when you mix DNA from Hillary, M'Chel, and a dinosaur?

A: Licksallotapus.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"We talked about this, M'Chel... Four legs bad, two legs good..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Yuck! That Pledge sure smells lemony, but tastes like sh*t!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Ant thought bubble: "She's back! Run for your lives!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

By human standards, Klingon mating rituals are... unusual.

Son Of The Godfather said...

I simply don't want to be in the room when that hairball gets yacked up.

Son Of The Godfather said...

M'Chel has comprehension difficulties with the second word in the term "First Lady".

Son Of The Godfather said...

Best promo ever! I'm sure not missing that episode of Cops!

ATDHE... again.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Based on the tireless efforts of Gitmo guards, the president's council on physical fitness now recommends that muslims combine prayers with calisthenics to fight obesity.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Nobody teams up with 'chel in the picnic race because they know they can't win pushing a full wheelbarrow.

-OR-

Hey, can any of you see your reflection in black tile?

-OR-

Wax on. Wax off. Don't forget to breathe... verrrry important.
Members of the White House cleaning staff shows her how it's done.

Son Of The Godfather said...
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Son Of The Godfather said...

OSNLA:

Demonic voice (you know... hers): "Your mother sews socks that smell!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Off camera: "Nah, we haze all the first ladies with our made up customs... We had Hillary on a unicycle juggling oranges."

Submariner said...

One nano-second later, the Predator lost a canine tooth as it attacked it's own reflection...

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Submariner said...

"...and when it's an Imam, Barry bows like so."



v word - sucke - nuff said.

Submariner said...

Oh look; SHINY!

Son Of The Godfather said...

The sad, sad demise of Harvey the rabbit.

Subby, amigo... Tim Curry was the M'Chell double in Legend. :)

Son Of The Godfather said...

"It's no use! It's pulling us in!"
Gravity wins the struggle as M'Chel's ass super-collapses into a singularity.

Anonymous said...

"Come on Sharpton. Is it your belly or your dick that's in the way"?

Vinneh

prince of leaves said...

With the press corps to help in staging, no one was the wiser that they were actually pushing against a shiny wall.

Kaptain Krude said...

Anonymous said...

Looking for Barack's approval numbers.

............arf

Nah, that was when she had the shovel.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Er, thanks for the offer, Mrs. Obama, but I think I can find my contact lens by myself."

Kaptain Krude said...

Worst case of bowingitis I've seen since... well, the last time Obama went abroad.

Submariner said...

Maybe it's just me, but that smile reminds me of Tim Curry in "Legend." (And about the same torso shape as well...)



doh! Thanks for the brain-fart correction, Amigo. btw v-word for this post is 'proxi' - guess Blogger wants me to give you my vote for the Best Of's this year...

Jack Reacher said...

After ten minutes they finally accepted that, no matter how hard they pushed, they couldn't lower the floor.

Mr. Hankey said...

Thank you sir - May I have another!!

Mr. Hankey said...

...and with that, the First Annual White House Wheelbarrow Race is on!!

Mr. Hankey said...

..and Michelle shows that in fact she did swallow it all.

Mr. Hankey said...

Michelle wants to proves that she's helpful by lowering the debt floor, thus making more room at the top.

Submariner said...

Guy in the middle; "Dude! That shirt looks just like your sofa!"

Matt the K said...

"Reenact that incident? Normally I'd say no way, but for you I will," said Rodney King.

Capt. Queeg said...

Chubby dude on left: "Oh Lord, I think I just blew a nut!"

wv: jonsom

Adriane said...

Somebody please, PLEASE, tell Michelle that Jack Palance had already won the Oscar before he did those push-ups!