Friday, June 17, 2011

Love, Canadian Style

12XU also Jack Creature and others


1. A heterosexual act at Folsom Street Fair touches off a fabulous riot.

2. Jeez, you'd think Canadians had never seen a PDA before.

3. Him: "Is this your first time having sex in public?" Her: "Why do you guys always ask that?"

4. Cop: "Hey, look over there. Two dogs doin' it! There is no way I'm gonna turn around and miss this."

5. It's the end of the world as we know it, and Billy is gettin' some!

Best of Submariner
In Mortal Combat XXII, Sub Zero looks about the same but I think I like Kitana's new "very special" move.

Best of Rodney Dill
"GOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL!"

Best of Vinneh
That's why they call them Canadian Mounties!

Best of HLam
In Vancouver, the only thing the doesn't score is their Hockey Team.

Best of GregMan
The only drawback is she's as flat as the Canucks' offense.

Best of Submariner
He shoots. He scores!

Best of Mr Hankey
Kyle hires an entire police force to make sure he doesn't get c*ck-blocked this time.

Best of prince of leaves
The climactic love scene from the new Canadian blockbuster, "From Here to Calgary".

Best of Rodney Dill
Best.DWTS.Routine.Ever

Best of Dr. Doom
Flash Mob - yur doin it RONG. But please carry on...

Best of Submariner
Makin' Canadien Bacon...

Best of mpur
How hockey moms are made.

23 comments:

Submariner said...

In Mortal Combat XXII, Sub Zero looks about the same but I think I like Kitana's new "very special" move.

Rodney Dill said...

"GOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL!"

Anonymous said...

That's why they call them Canadian Mounties!

Vinneh

HLam said...

In Vancouver, the only thing the doesn't score is their Hockey Team.

GregMan said...

"Oh, darling, explain icing to me again!"

GregMan said...

The only drawback is she's as flat as the Canucks' offense.

Submariner said...

Oh, fiddlesticks, Tawney; you didn't tell me you were over the red line...

Submariner said...

He shoots. He scores!

metalgarth said...

Samuel L. Bronkowitz presents:
"That's the Stanley Cup!"

Mr Hankey said...

Kyle hires an entire police force to make sure he doesn't get c*ck-blocked this time.

prince of leaves said...

The climactic love scene from the new Canadian blockbuster, "From Here to Calgary".

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Tommy... what... HERE?? NOW?!?

-OR-

Where will you be when the Viagra kicks in?

Spin said...

♫Some Enchanted Evening you will meet a strangerrr...♫

Kaptain Krude said...

"I said, Mr. Hill does. not. wish. to be. disturbed. right now."



wv: exing - no, that happens in the morning.

Rodney Dill said...

Best.DWTS.Routine.Ever

Dr. Doom said...

"Hey hosers - where are ya' goin'?", cried the Canadian hockey fan, "She said we could do to her what the Bruins did to the Canucks"...

Dr. Doom said...

Flash Mob - yur doin it RONG. But please carry on...

sonicfrog said...

Overheard - one Saudi to another.... "Hey, at least she's not trying to drive!!!"...

Submariner said...

Makin' Canadien Bacon...

Submariner said...

Protests continue unabated to lack of "Best Ofs" on Cap This! Some respond by rioting, regular monors protest in a more genteel manner...

Dr. Doom said...

Looks like the visitors scored on the home ice again...

Dr. Doom said...

"Hey Mildred", said the diehard Canucks fan, "Me and the boys are so pi$$ed we are going to burn some cop cars - are you with us? Mildred? Anyone seen Mildred?"

mpur said...

How hockey moms are made.