Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Love Arabian Style




1. "Because the goat has a headache, that's why."

2. "Malcolm in the Middle" means something totally different in Muslim families.

3. "... and later, he's going to let me try on the vest I get to wear when I ride the schoolbus with the Zionists on it."

4. Caption This! Now with 40% more implied pederasty.

5."Couldn't have been me, dad. Mine are silent."

Best of blue
NAMBLA means the same in every culture!

Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
"..and Uncle Achmed said that we are having wieners & chocolate cake for dinner!"

Best of mpur
It's becoming more apparent why young Muslim men are so eager to volunteer for suicide missions.

Best of dadoctah
Andy and Opie adapt to a changing world.

Best of jj
Young Achmed was rescued from St. Timothy's rectory, only to find that the same traditions exist in all religions.

Best of Mr. Hankey
The Courtship of Abdul's Father - The loving relationship of a boy and his father, left alone in the world after Abdul Sr. has his wife stoned to death for showing her bare shoulders in public.

Best of Submariner
No, Achmed, I did not say that our family pumps the oil wells, I said said our family uses oil to pump well...

Best of Double the U
So then Congressman Frank says, "What do you know, another thing we have in common." and he helped us build the Mosque near ground zero.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Arab Stimulus package

Best of Formallypreviouslyknowasoiao
"Three Goats! By Allah, I demand three goats for this boy! Yey, get that camera outta this...."

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
For just 3600 Rials a month, you can help little Abdul here fulfill his destiny of becoming a murderous thug and insane zealot! That's less than the cost of 1 cup of frothy camel urine a day.

Best of dadoctah
Everyone's so proud of Hasim. He's a regular splinter off the ol' cell.

16 comments:

blue said...

NAMBLA means the same in every culture!

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

"..and Uncle Achmed said that we are having wieners & chocolate cake for dinner!"

mpur said...

It's becoming more apparent why young Muslim men are so eager to volunteer for suicide missions.

dadoctah said...

Andy and Opie adapt to a changing world.

jj said...

Young Achmed was rescued from St. Timothy's rectory, only to find that the same traditions exist in all religions.

Mr. Hankey said...

The Courtship of Abdul's Father - The loving relationship of a boy and his father, left alone in the world after Abdul Sr. has his wife stoned to death for showing her bare shoulders in public.

Submariner said...

No, Achmed, I did not say that our family pumps the oil wells, I said said our family uses oil to pump well...

Double the U said...

So then Congressman Frank says, "What do you know, another thing we have in common." and he helped us build the Mosque near ground zero.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Arab Stimulus package

Formallypreviouslyknowasoiao said...

"Three Goats! By Allah, I demand three goats for this boy! Yey, get that camera outta this...."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Unlike his mother who wanted to, erm chose to, well fled back to her infidel friends in America to avoid being stoned on a whim, my faithful son Habib wanted to, erm chose to, well after some brainwashing and mild torture acquiesced to my wish that he remain by my side.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

A novel telethon approach: Terrorist Charity Network rakes in millions in donations by trotting out victims of suicide bomber attacks... BEFORE they need medical care.

-OR-

Another charity drive seen on late night Hezbollah TV:
For just $36 Rials a month, you can help little Abdul here fulfill his destiny of becoming a murderous thug and insane zealot! That's less than the cost of 1 cup of camel urine a day.

Jack Reacher said...

After finding this shot in an old photo album Mohammed mused "Kids; they blow up so fast."

Jack Reacher said...

Let me guess; the man is named Hezbollah, and the boy is Lebanon.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

CORRECTION - I know, I know, pay attention to the currency calculator results

Another charity drive seen on late night Hezbollah TV:
For just 3600 Rials a month, you can help little Abdul here fulfill his destiny of becoming a murderous thug and insane zealot! That's less than the cost of 1 cup of frothy camel urine a day.

dadoctah said...

Everyone's so proud of Hasim. He's a regular splinter off the ol' cell.