Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Leftovers From That Royal Thingy From Last Month

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1. MSNBC interns relax on their day off.

2.Unfortunately, even on Airstrip One, there's not much of a market for 'Fergie's Twat' impersonators.

3. Strangely enough, they are Shariah-compliant.

4. Meanwhile, somewhere in New York state, society jumps in the handbasket.

5. The Church of England announced the appointment of two new bishops earlier this week...

Best of Submariner
Whoa; Reba McIntyre done REALLY let herself go!

Best of Dr. Doom
The Safe Schools Czar and the Safe Internet Czar realized they both wore the same outfit to the President's state dinner for the Vatican Envoy. Things went rapidly down hill from there...

Best of Mr Hankey
Raggedy Ann & Andy can now get married

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
GUEST Contributor Carl Sagan: With billions and billions of stars in the universe, there's a remote possibility of that look being "normal" somewhere.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Fortunately for him, Lt.Barclay had changed the attribute of this particular holodeck program to "hidden"

Best of Kaptain Krude
"Eat your heart out, John Edwards!"

Best of Matt the K
"Battle of the Network Trannies" proved to be a BBC ratings powerhouse.

28 comments:

Submariner said...

Though I didn't think it possible, Man U's "Hogettes were more frightening than those of the Redskins...

Submariner said...

ORA

Pardon me, but do you have any cheese?

Submariner said...

Whoa; Reba McIntyre done REALLY let herself go!

Submariner said...

Please tell that cute, little ol' SOTG that his twin prom dates are ready.

Submariner said...

I remember this episode! Harpo pretends to be Lucy's reflection in a non-existant mirror, right? What'd I win?

Anonymous said...

ORA: The children that would result if Mrs. Slocombe and Mr. Humphries ever hooked up.

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

What a coincidence, I'm also from Queens!!!

Dr. Doom said...
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Dr. Doom said...

The Safe Schools Czar and the Safe Internet Czar realized they both wore the same outfit to the President's state dinner for the Vatican Envoy. Things went rapidly down hill from there...

Mr Hankey said...

Raggedy Ann & Andy can now get married

Steve O said...

British humour. At its finest.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Sadly, I suspect this is a harbinger of how weddings in the states will look in years to come.

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Gee, the Hair Club for Men sure has let itself go.

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GUEST Contributor Carl Sagan: With billions and billions of stars in the universe, there's a remote possibility of that look being "normal" somewhere.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

In his memoirs, Phil Spector recounts a youthful dalliance in London with Arlene Dahl.

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SNL lampoons the royal wedding with guest hosts Bob Newhart & John Goodman!

Son Of The Godfather said...

Never shoulda done the Spice Girls Reunion Tour.

v word: moperm Seriously, the v-word checker has to be sentient.

Son Of The Godfather said...

The first 2 of the 72 promised to the martyrs in the afterlife.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"I think I hear the e-cream truck!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Al, Ziggy, get me outta here!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Fortunately for him, Lt.Barclay had changed the attribute of this particular holodeck program to "hidden"

Spin said...

!JAZZ HANDS!

Spin said...

"Don't be a drag, be a queen"

Kaptain Krude said...

"Eat your heart out, John Edwards!"

Dr. Doom said...

As a result of demographic analysis, the President determined his next CIA director should be gay. Of course all candidates for administrative positions are required to be clowns as a core competency...

Matt the K said...

Networks are you listening?: Please, please don't make an American version of Gary Glitter and the Supernanny's new reality show.


wv: 'quenial' Very.

Matt the K said...

"Battle of the Network Trannies" proved to be a BBC ratings powerhouse.

Matt the K said...

The British version of "Grease" tends to overdo it a bit in the 'Beauty School Dropout' scene.

Mr. Hankey said...

...and the carpet probably matches the drapes.

blue said...

Red hair in the morning, sailors warning.
Red hair at night, sailors delight.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Benny Hill alongside his little sidekick, Jackie Wright lampooning Louis XIII of France. [RIP lads]