Saturday, June 18, 2011

Lazy Saturday Free For All Courtesy of Schneider and the Peeps of WalMert


Best of prince of leaves
Luger? I hardly knew her!

THreadwinner: prince of leaves
"Yeah, you'll get this here gun when you pry it from my cold, shriveled, liver-spotted chest!"

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
And the NRA claims they've thought of every reason to support CCW!

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Aging Bond girls learn that fame is fleeting indeed.

Best of mpur
For project Gunrunner, the BATF cleverly marked the straw buyers.

Best of Jack Reacher
Before she slimmed down that was an AK-47.

Best of Dr. Doom
Later she successfully robbed the cashier by saying, "Hand over the cash, don't make me show you the ammo clip"...

Best of Mr. Hankey
Julie's investment straegy: Tatoo a handgun today - get an M1 in 5 years as it stretches out.

Best of Unscrupulous
Somebody please give her a concealed carry permit.

Best of Steve O
Although she was the tallest girl in her 6th grade class, nobody ever made fun of Annie.

26 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm with Stupid


...............arf

prince of leaves said...

Luger? I hardly knew her!

prince of leaves said...

"Yeah, you'll get this here gun when you pry it from my cold, shriveled, liver-spotted chest!"

prince of leaves said...

If random knobs of flesh and bone make it look like you have boobs poking out from everywhere *except* inside your halter top, it may be time reconsider your wardrobe choices.

Mr Hankey said...

Not cocked, but definitely loaded...

Anonymous said...

Have Gun Will Travel

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Okay, I'm used to seeing big boobs sag, but what IS that... leaking silicone sinking down along her rib cage?

-OR-

And the NRA claims they've thought of every reason to support CCW!

-OR-

Jeff Foxworthy ("How to tell if you're a redneck") just found himself a shining example!

"Dangit, Thelma, you know all this crap won't fit in the doublewide! We'll have to drop one of the kids off at a truckstop, again!"

-OR-

'They cling to guns or religion'
If Obamalama reads CaptionThis, I'm betting that eye tic just started twitchin again.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Aging Bond girls learn that fame is fleeting indeed.

mpur said...

For project Gunrunner, the BATF cleverly marked the straw buyers.

jj said...

Forget the .22 - I'd rather have a pair of .45's

Rodney Dill said...

No safety required

Rodney Dill said...

Just add Smith and Wesson Oil

Jack Reacher said...

Before she slimmed down that was an AK-47.

Dr. Doom said...

Later she successfully robbed the cashier by saying, "Hand over the cash, don't make me show you the ammo clip"...

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

Last time she was in New Orleans, a young 9th Warder grabbed her sternum and went "shopping" at Old Navy...

Unscrupulous said...

I've changed my mind. Hollow points should be illegal.

Mr. Hankey said...

Julie's investment straegy: Tatoo a handgun today - get an M1 in 5 years as it stretches out.

Submariner said...

Sporting a matched brace of BB pistols...

Submariner said...

Eitehr this photo is flipped, or she's claiming to be a left wing clinger...


v word - opicit - my thoughts exactly.

Submariner said...

As they say in downtown Detroit, "Happy baby daddy's day."

Unscrupulous said...

Somebody please give her a concealed carry permit.

Steve O said...

Although she was the tallest girl in her 6th grade class, nobody ever made fun of Annie.

Steve O said...

I just hope this is the first in a series of "Women of Walmart."

dadoctah said...

Sharon discovers an ironic way to discourage TSA patdowns.

Submariner said...

Earlene sports a permanent reminder to Cletus; do NOT go off half-cocked...