Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Insert Rod Into Tab

Featuring Matt the K


1. Might I interest you in congressman on a stick?

2. Get your stinking paws all over me, you damned dirty ape.

3. Eazzzzzy baby, 17 schnitzenweenie's my limit!!!

4. Fudge icing? You shouldn't have!!!

5. I see where your goin' with the "Dunkin' Heiney" angle but I think "Roddy McDowall" would be a much safer stage name.

Best of blue
"Say Roddy, can I put my plump & juicy wiener into your moist chocolate cake?"

Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
Rod & Tod Flanders - all grown up, but still gay!

Best of GregMan
A young Bawney Fwank discovers the joys of baked goods.

Best of Submariner
If I give you this cake will you help recreate a "Josie and the Pussycats" cartoon I saw?

Best of Submariner
That Epilady worked great on our chests! Wanna help me try it out in a lower setting?

Best of dadoctah
"Rod and Tab...just the sort of names you'd expect to find in an erector set."

Best of Mr. Hankey
Wait 'til we show Uncle Barney how much fudge we packed today!! He knew we would be great at this!

Best of Dr. Doom
Ang Lee's early work directing commercials for the San Francisco based restaurant chain, Bob's Really Big Boy, would serve him well later in life...

23 comments:

blue said...

"Say Roddy, can I put my plump & juicy wiener into your moist chocolate cake?"

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

Rod & Tod Flanders - all grown up, but still gay!

mpur said...

Back before men could just tweet pictures of their junk, they had to be a lot more creative, using symbolism for those not so subtle messages.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

imagine background music playing YMCA's "In the Navy"
The Obamalama administration denies that this US Navy-Marine recruiting video has anything to do with officers retiring faster than rats leaving a sinking ship.

-OR-

NEW US ARMY Hygiene film:
Hi Gene, that little weiner reminds me... did you buy condoms at the PX?
Of course, silly boy, I know the dangers of deviant sexual behavior.
Then, both stare into camera and say, "Do YOU?"

-OR-

AP News: Ad Nauseum or Coitus Interruptus? Oscar Meyer spokeswoman Helga Frittlestien offers no apologies for a decision to stop airing commercials in New York.

-OR-

Hustler's History of Ghey Sex draws an intriguing parallel between sausage and cake and the Reese's Candy commercial where two people bump into each other inadvertently mixing chocolate and peanut butter.

Unscrupulous said...

No offense Chad, but remember when I said it's like tossing a broomstick down a hallway? Let me show you.

GregMan said...

"Someday we will be able to send pictures of our junk to each other over the phone."

"That's crazy, who would be stupid enough to do that?"

Anonymous said...

"Will, would you like a weiner? Oh, you silly goose you know what I mean."

Vinneh

GregMan said...

"Just imagine what we could do with a wiener, a bread pan and that cake!"

GregMan said...

A young Bawney Fwank discovers the joys of baked goods.

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

Here Todd. I'm ready now for the creamy filling insertion...

Submariner said...

If I give you this cake will you help recreate a "Josie and the Pussycats" cartoon I saw?

Submariner said...

That Epilady worked great on our chests! Wanna help me try it out in a lower setting?

Censors Hip said...

"Why yes Roddy, I can show you the way to the Hershey Highway!"

dadoctah said...

"Rod and Tab...just the sort of names you'd expect to find in an erector set."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Cornelius gots wicked abs.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Dr.Zaius blew out the candle and mispoke his wish. "I want my protege, Cornelius and I to live life as champs!"... is what he meant to say.

Son Of The Godfather said...

That Weiner sure takes the cake.

Adriane said...

Who cares if they're ghey ?!?!? Men. Cooking. Food. I'm in heeeeavvvvven.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

@Adriane- Dear Ann Landers: Before eating at Tim & Biff's house, would it be okay to ask, "Guys, where have your hands and the utensils been?"

Mr. Hankey said...

Wait 'til we show Uncle Barney how much fudge we packed today!! He knew we would be great at this!

Dr. Doom said...

Ang Lee's early work directing commercials for the San Francisco based restaurant chain, Bob's Really Big Boy, would serve him well later in life...

Dr. Doom said...

I'll take 1950's Homo-erotic Imagery for $800 Alex...