Wednesday, June 08, 2011

In Which I Lose All Respect For Natalie Portman

Make of this what you will.


Best of Dr. Doom
...which makes her the ideal mate for Bear Grylls...

Best of Unscrupulous
When I agreed to see Black Swan, I had no idea what I was getting into.

Best of mpur
That's ok, I'd rather shower in piss than see one of your movies.

Best of blue
Not a good entry for the wet tee shirt contest

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"And that's what you get for the 3rd, 4th, and 5th Star Wars movies... Give this cup to Lucas for me, will ya?"

Best of Kaptain Krude
"My Queen Amidala! Surely that awful Master Anakin isn't worth this!" The lost footage from Revenge of the Sith did not please the geeks. Well, most of them, anyway.

Best of Steve O
Okay, hold still. I'll give it a try...

24 comments:

Dr. Doom said...

...which makes her the ideal mate for Bear Grylls...

Unscrupulous said...

When I agreed to see Black Swan, I had no idea what I was getting into.

mpur said...

That's ok, I'd rather shower in piss than see one of your movies.

mpur said...

Surprisingly, this is the only return you'll get for a Google search of "Over rated skank golden shower"

dub said...

Wait...is THIS why my mom doesnt own any fur? Ewwwww!!!

GregMan said...

Hmmm, that can be arranged, thought Anthony Weiner.

blue said...

Not a good entry for the wet tee shirt contest

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

methinks that when the ice age hits, Natalie would chew blubber for a polar bear skin coat....

blue said...

"well at least I wasn't squirted like Veronica!"

Matt the K said...

Still not 100% convinced that this is not a photochop. If its real, do I give any props for the c-thru boobage? Also, if real, hopefully Calvin & Hobbes people sues their ass, if they aren't also completely sick intercourses...

Matt the K said...

WRONG Parts 397-1065.

Son Of The Godfather said...
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Son Of The Godfather said...

"And that's what you get for the 3rd, 4th, and 5th Star Wars movies... Give this cup to Lucas for me, will ya?"

Kaptain Krude said...

"My Queen Amidala! Surely that awful Master Anakin isn't worth this!" The lost footage from Revenge of the Sith did not please the geeks. Well, most of them, anyway.

The Watcher said...

And some folks pay money to have that done to them.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

I'm with Matt the K, I hope it's photoshop fakery. OTOH, as the GEICO commercial says, Hollywood celebs and PETA terrorists do dumb things.

Anonymous said...

"You don't have to show in piss. This is America. Unless that is your thing."

Vinneh

Steve O said...

Okay, hold still. I'll give it a try...

dadoctah said...

Suddenly, the idea of Jar-Jar Binks starts making sense....

Submariner said...

Failed Ad Campaigns # 217:

Sam Elliot voiceover"It's what's fer dinner."

Submariner said...

I don't get it:
What does this have to do with People Eating Tasty Animals?



v word - coutche - Blogger's into golden showers?

Steve O said...

By the way, I think I may have an AWESOME premise for a fundraiser.

Epaminondas said...

Wasn't she just rated one of the most intelligent in hollywood?

Doesn't that mean ...?

dadoctah said...

Y'know, Doris Day, well-known animal lover, just released a new album at age 87, and she's probably looking to get her name out there.

'mjust sayin'.