Tuesday, June 28, 2011

I Scream, You Scream, As Well We Should...

Divine Miss M


1. Barney Frank's latest scheme to attract interns closer to his age preference.

2. ORATry the "Andrew Sullivanilla," it's a "milky load of goodness." 

3. Try an "Anderson S'Cooper" of our frozen yogurt; it pretends not to be ice cream, but everybody knows it is.

4. "OMG! It's Rosie O'Donnell coming this way! Start the truck and floor it!"

5. "Try the Chocolate Fudge Swirl: It's packed with fudge!"

Best of blue
In NYC these trucks now issue marriage licenses.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Fine. Just remember when I destroy your loudspeaker for blasting the ice-cream-truck version of "Over The Rainbow" non-stop in my neighborhood, it is not a "hate" crime.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
The "Chunky Monkey" usually sells out within an hour.

Best of Matt the K
All I can say is don't order the Spoomoni.

Best of Adriane
Ang Lee's remake of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang did NOT go medieval on the new Child Catcher. (And why should he when this cameo was way cheaper!?!)

Best of Steve O
I just don't know how the sign helps differentiate THIS ice cream truck from any other ice cream truck.

26 comments:

blue said...

In NYC these trucks now issue marriage licenses.

Dr. Doom said...

Whatever you do don't order the double dip...

jj said...

The vanilla surprise...does it come with nuts or without?

Anonymous said...

He's the Tutti fruiti man.

Vinneh

Son Of The Godfather said...

Fine. Just remember when I destroy your loudspeaker for blasting the ice-cream-truck version of "Over The Rainbow" non-stop in my neighborhood, it is not a "hate" crime.

Son Of The Godfather said...

All this truck does is give me a Softy.

Son Of The Godfather said...

With their current lifestyle choices, these people face a rocky road indeed.

Mr Hankey said...

"Guess Your Weight" is just so passé.

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

Hey, this young boy has 2 scoops of vanilla under his sweater, what gives?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Our "Celebrity Cones" go by cup size. This is the "Anne Heche." Our smallest? The "Keira Knightley." Jumbos are big sellers, excuse the pun. Can't keep the "Dolly Parton" in stock on hot days.

WordVerify: condoriv - what they give an endangered buzzard when he's dehydrated

Son Of The Godfather said...

31 flavors, and all a bit suspect.

Son Of The Godfather said...

I don't know what "e cream" is.
I don't want to know what "e cream" is.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Why Anderson Cooper will get fat.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Yeah, that ain't an excuse for parking here. Now here's your big gay ticket."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Sodomy-sicles, two for a nickel!

Son Of The Godfather said...

VH1: Where Are They Now: Andy Dick

Son Of The Godfather said...

Sounds about as appetizing as having pizza in a turkish bath house.

Don't ask.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Billy's Got Two Daddies, and Type II Diabetes.

Son Of The Godfather said...
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Son Of The Godfather said...

The "Chunky Monkey" usually sells out within an hour.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Bet that thing practically sucks the stuff out of the pump... Definitely a guzzler.

Rodney Dill said...

Actually I'm more worried about the Ben-Gay Ice Cream truck.

Matt the K said...

All I can say is don't order the Spoomoni.

Mr. Hankey said...

Kyle's dream to squeeze multiple hooters comes true by masquerading as the Big Gay Ice Cream Truck guy.

Adriane said...

Ang Lee's remake of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang did NOT go medieval on the new Child Catcher. (And why should he when this cameo was way cheaper!?!)

Steve O said...

I just don't know how the sign helps differentiate THIS ice cream truck from any other ice cream truck.