Divine Miss M
1. Barney Frank's latest scheme to attract interns closer to his age preference.
2. ORA: Try the "Andrew Sullivanilla," it's a "milky load of goodness."
3. Try an "Anderson S'Cooper" of our frozen yogurt; it pretends not to be ice cream, but everybody knows it is.
4. "OMG! It's Rosie O'Donnell coming this way! Start the truck and floor it!"
5. "Try the Chocolate Fudge Swirl: It's packed with fudge!"
Best of blue
In NYC these trucks now issue marriage licenses.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Fine. Just remember when I destroy your loudspeaker for blasting the ice-cream-truck version of "Over The Rainbow" non-stop in my neighborhood, it is not a "hate" crime.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
The "Chunky Monkey" usually sells out within an hour.
Best of Matt the K
All I can say is don't order the Spoomoni.
Best of Adriane
Ang Lee's remake of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang did NOT go medieval on the new Child Catcher. (And why should he when this cameo was way cheaper!?!)
Best of Steve O
I just don't know how the sign helps differentiate THIS ice cream truck from any other ice cream truck.
26 comments:
In NYC these trucks now issue marriage licenses.
Whatever you do don't order the double dip...
The vanilla surprise...does it come with nuts or without?
He's the Tutti fruiti man.
Vinneh
Fine. Just remember when I destroy your loudspeaker for blasting the ice-cream-truck version of "Over The Rainbow" non-stop in my neighborhood, it is not a "hate" crime.
All this truck does is give me a Softy.
With their current lifestyle choices, these people face a rocky road indeed.
"Guess Your Weight" is just so passé.
Hey, this young boy has 2 scoops of vanilla under his sweater, what gives?
Our "Celebrity Cones" go by cup size. This is the "Anne Heche." Our smallest? The "Keira Knightley." Jumbos are big sellers, excuse the pun. Can't keep the "Dolly Parton" in stock on hot days.
WordVerify: condoriv - what they give an endangered buzzard when he's dehydrated
31 flavors, and all a bit suspect.
I don't know what "e cream" is.
I don't want to know what "e cream" is.
Why Anderson Cooper will get fat.
"Yeah, that ain't an excuse for parking here. Now here's your big gay ticket."
Sodomy-sicles, two for a nickel!
VH1: Where Are They Now: Andy Dick
Sounds about as appetizing as having pizza in a turkish bath house.
Don't ask.
Billy's Got Two Daddies, and Type II Diabetes.
The "Chunky Monkey" usually sells out within an hour.
Bet that thing practically sucks the stuff out of the pump... Definitely a guzzler.
Actually I'm more worried about the Ben-Gay Ice Cream truck.
All I can say is don't order the Spoomoni.
Kyle's dream to squeeze multiple hooters comes true by masquerading as the Big Gay Ice Cream Truck guy.
Ang Lee's remake of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang did NOT go medieval on the new Child Catcher. (And why should he when this cameo was way cheaper!?!)
I just don't know how the sign helps differentiate THIS ice cream truck from any other ice cream truck.
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