Monday, June 13, 2011

I can think of other uses for those paddles

Brender

The president of Russia races Formula One cars. The governor of Texas shoots coyotes while jogging. Our president hangs curtains and plays ping-pong. FML.


1. "Well, it ain't, um, golf, but hey, anything is better than dealing with the disastrous economy I created."

2. Nevertheless, I still say his presidency is up Sh-t Creek.

3."Why does Congressman Weiner need to 'suit up' for a ping pong match? What's he doing with that thong?"

4. Afterwards, President Obama offered Forrest Gump the position of "Ping Pong Czar."

5. "This game on mescaline is unbefreaakinglievable!"

Assistant to the Regional Threadwinner: JohnS1959
Rookie Secret Service Agent Rob Smith's career was cut short when temptation got the best of him moments after this photo was taken.

Threadwinner: dadoctah
"Nothin' better than smackin' white balls around!"

Best of blue
"Mr President, you are going to have to be much better if you are serious about challenging Wen Jiabao to the ping pong championship of the world!"

Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
"That's better Mr president, now lets see how you do against an actual opponent."

Best of prince of leaves
It only took 79 takes before Mr. President managed to actually hit the ball, but the press was patient.

Best of Submariner
Heh, heh, quit joking around Mr. President. Put the paddle in your right hand and play for real.

Best of Mr. Hankey
Obama's plans to solve the middle east crisis hit a snag when he loses Israel's West Bank in a Ping Pong match. Best 2 out of 3?

Best of Dr. Doom
Ex Secret Service Agent in 3... 2... 1...

22 comments:

JohnS1959 said...

"Ha", laughed the President, "I got more spin on that than my last press conference".

Dr. Doom said...

"Ooh", thought Brucie, "He really uses that paddle well. I'd love to check out his ball handling skills"...

JohnS1959 said...

Rookie Secret Service Agent Rob Smith's career was cut short when temptation got the best of him moments after this photo was taken.

dadoctah said...

"Nothin' better than smackin' white balls around!"

blue said...

"Mr President, you are going to have to be much better if you are serious about challenging Wen Jiabao to the ping pong championship of the world!"

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

"That's better Mr president, now lets see how you do against an actual opponent."

jj said...

Hey, can you build a paddle with a TelePrompter?

Jack Reacher said...

"Look at me, I'm a devil-may-care, common ruffian of a man!"

WV: buryme. V the K is SO getting a visit from the Secret Service.

prince of leaves said...

On the heels of the dodgeball revival, ping-pong was set to be the next ironic sport among hipsters. Not any more.

prince of leaves said...

It only took 79 takes before Mr. President managed to actuall hit the ball, but the press was patient.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Mr. O, a comment about viral fake McDonald's signs announcing insurance surcharges on minorities cause they account for almost all holdups, burglaries and parking lot carjackings?
Aww, McD's don't care what color your skin is so long's you got $5, stretch pants and good gag reflex control.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Q: Why did China, ping pong capital of the world, turn down Obamalama's challenge of a winner-take-all match between him and their best player?
A: Sucker's bet. Thanks to a spendthrift Congress, they already own the US.

mpur said...

F/X guy: Look we just glue the ball to the top of the tie like so, then we glue the end of the tie to the paddle like so, and stand just like this...and voila! an action shot without you having to look like too much of a dork, Mr President.

Submariner said...

Onlooker thawt bubble; "So THAT'S how you throw a gutterball in ping pong..."

Submariner said...

Heh, heh, quit joking around Mr. President. Put the paddle in your right hand and play for real.

Submariner said...

Checking the angle on The One's eyes, I think his opponent may be using the Frank Marshall Davis defense...

Submariner said...

Same picture:
On Fox:
President once again proves that stereotype that all blacks are gifted athletes is false.

On MSNBC:
President Obama shows his generous nature and loving spirit by intentionally and repeatedly missing the ball in order to boost his opponent's self-esteem, despite being able to handily beat him down while smoking, blind-folded and solving world hunger.

Mr. Hankey said...

Obama's plans to solve the middle east crisis hit a snag when he loses Israel's West Bank in a Ping Pong match. Best 2 out of 3?

Submariner said...

Gotta wonder how much willpower it took the guy in the blue tie NOT to forehand smash the fuzzy gray and black ball with big ears right in front of him...

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Submariner said...

Anybody else wonder who's "playing" the instruments during this session of Guitar Hero?

Dr. Doom said...

Ex Secret Service Agent in 3... 2... 1...