The president of Russia races Formula One cars. The governor of Texas shoots coyotes while jogging. Our president hangs curtains and plays ping-pong. FML.
1. "Well, it ain't, um, golf, but hey, anything is better than dealing with the disastrous economy I created."
2. Nevertheless, I still say his presidency is up Sh-t Creek.
3."Why does Congressman Weiner need to 'suit up' for a ping pong match? What's he doing with that thong?"
4. Afterwards, President Obama offered Forrest Gump the position of "Ping Pong Czar."
5. "This game on mescaline is unbefreaakinglievable!"
Assistant to the Regional Threadwinner: JohnS1959
Rookie Secret Service Agent Rob Smith's career was cut short when temptation got the best of him moments after this photo was taken.
"Nothin' better than smackin' white balls around!"
Best of blue
"Mr President, you are going to have to be much better if you are serious about challenging Wen Jiabao to the ping pong championship of the world!"
Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
"That's better Mr president, now lets see how you do against an actual opponent."
Best of prince of leaves
It only took 79 takes before Mr. President managed to actually hit the ball, but the press was patient.
Best of Submariner
Heh, heh, quit joking around Mr. President. Put the paddle in your right hand and play for real.
Best of Mr. Hankey
Obama's plans to solve the middle east crisis hit a snag when he loses Israel's West Bank in a Ping Pong match. Best 2 out of 3?
Best of Dr. Doom
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