Friday, June 17, 2011

Hockey Night in Canadia

12xU

1. Charlie McGee's pyrokinesis came in handy when she saw her boyfriend doing it in the street with some skank.

2. At the sight of her arm flab, dub spontaneously combusted.

3. Onlookers posed for pictures next to the precise spot where the Canucks crashed and burned.

4. "All right, who made a racial joke in front of Dawn?"

5. "Fire's going, now if only someone would txt us some weiners."

Best of Submariner
When the graph is displayed properly, it disputes global warming and Al'gore REALLY gets angry!

Best of Vinneh
"Last thing I remember they were screwing, then poof they went up in flames"!

Best of metalgarth
Reason #367 of why you shouldn't send your kid to summer camp in Detroit

Best of blue
"Did I do that?'

Best of prince of leaves
Maryjo was simply twirling around and posing for Ted's camera - neither had any idea that her innocent, accidental dance was a long-forgotten ancient ritual for summoning Satan himself.

Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
Gwen reattaches her head after having it accidently knocked off by a wildly swung hockey stick.

Best of Kaptain Krude
"Yes," the alien death hunter mused slowly, "your head *would* look better on my trophy shelf." As he readied his electro-blade, he marveled at this world's bizarre social pyramid.

16 comments:

mpur said...

Worst photo bomb ever.

Or best, depending on how you look at it.

Submariner said...

When the graph is displayed properly, it disputes global warming and Al'gore REALLY gets angry!

Submariner said...

Mmmmmm mmmmmm mmmm!
I love the smell of torched blubber in the morning!

Submariner said...

Evidently, she's indicating that the Beantown Bullies choked the puck out of a Canuck...

Anonymous said...

"Last thing I remember they were screwing, then poof they went up in flames"!

Vinneh

metalgarth said...

Reason #367 of why you shouldn't send your kid to summer camp in Detroit

blue said...

"Did I do that?'

Whacko said...

Yeah, I went to a fight once and a hockey game broke out.

prince of leaves said...

Maryjo was simply twirling around and posing for Ted's camera - neither had any idea that her innocent, accidental dance was a long-forgotten ancient ritual for summoning Satan himself.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

"Two and a Half Men, the Movie"
So, Charlie Sheen goes to New Orleans for Mardi Gras and a skanky old black woman offers him 3 wishes. He says he'd like to get a little head.

-OR-

In the feminist remake of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Zaphod Beeblebrox second head is such a be-atch she bites his head off.

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

Gwen reattaches her head after having it accidently knocked off by a wildly swung hockey stick.

Kaptain Krude said...

"I'm cute and innocent," Faylene protested.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Yes," the alien death hunter mused slowly, "your head *would* look better on my trophy shelf." As he readied his electro-blade, he marveled at this world's bizarre social pyramid.


wv: storn - a whole storm of scorn.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Tee hee," Jillian giggled. "I told Billy Bob not to light his farts on fire."

jj said...

Just a little Canadian head, eh...

Double the U said...

No, those must have been Calgary Flames fans.