1. Charlie McGee's pyrokinesis came in handy when she saw her boyfriend doing it in the street with some skank.
2. At the sight of her arm flab, dub spontaneously combusted.
3. Onlookers posed for pictures next to the precise spot where the Canucks crashed and burned.
4. "All right, who made a racial joke in front of Dawn?"
5. "Fire's going, now if only someone would txt us some weiners."
Best of Submariner
When the graph is displayed properly, it disputes global warming and Al'gore REALLY gets angry!
Best of Vinneh
"Last thing I remember they were screwing, then poof they went up in flames"!
Best of metalgarth
Reason #367 of why you shouldn't send your kid to summer camp in Detroit
Best of blue
"Did I do that?'
Best of prince of leaves
Maryjo was simply twirling around and posing for Ted's camera - neither had any idea that her innocent, accidental dance was a long-forgotten ancient ritual for summoning Satan himself.
Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
Gwen reattaches her head after having it accidently knocked off by a wildly swung hockey stick.
Best of Kaptain Krude
"Yes," the alien death hunter mused slowly, "your head *would* look better on my trophy shelf." As he readied his electro-blade, he marveled at this world's bizarre social pyramid.