Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Harry and the Redcoats


1. They didn't want to, but protocol demanded that each one pull Prince Harry's finger.

2. "Blimey, this 'un looks loik tha' little bald chap used to chase Benny 'ill around, 'e does!"

3. "This one says he served in the Royal Navy under Churchill. Bet he took it up the bum a lot!"

4. "Yes, this one, too. Also, the darkie in the back." Prince Harry loved pointing out men who would make better kings than his father.

5. The surviving members of Monty Python gather at Balmoral to wear silly hats, meet the prince, and re-enact the Argument Clinic sketch one last time.

Best of Dr. Doom
"Boy am I glad I don't have to wear a stupid hat like this guy", said Harry.

Threadwinner GregMan
ORA: "And now, a man with a tape recorder up his nose."

Best of jj
War heroes all and not a tooth amongst them. Another shining example of Britain's socialized health/dental care.

Best of Mr. Hankey
To Tell The Truth '11 - Prince Harry correctly identifies Contestant #2 as "man who cut down a shrubbery with a herring".

Best of dadoctah
I'm not sure who's let themselves go more, Gladys Knight or the Pips.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
He's dropped the "prince" moniker for "The artist formerly known as the fun, single guy".

Best of prince
"He used to fight Nazis, I like to dress up like Nazis - Isn't that *ironic*???"

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Sez e's too old to be hanged, sez e's nawt afraid of "pretenders to the throne" 'e does. Gunna enjoy stretchin this'uns neck, I am.

Best of Rodney Dill
"Oh... look... shiny..."

Best of Vinneh
"Hey guys, you think your uniforms are spiffy? Let me show you my Heinrich Himmler service dress. It will knock your socks off."

Best of Submariner
ORA: In a surprise upset, Prince Harry awards the prestigious "Doorman of the Year" award to Carlton.

Best of Submariner
Prince Harry finds out where he'll be when the "moment is right" and looks around for the pair of bathtubs to share with the lucky one...

29 comments:

Dr. Doom said...

In Great Britain, even decorated veterans are required to laugh at a Royal's fart jokes...

Dr. Doom said...

"Boy am I glad I don't have to wear a stupid hat like this guy", said Harry.

GregMan said...

ORA: "And now, a man with a tape recorder up his nose."

GregMan said...

"I'll take this one. Clean 'im up and send 'im to my room."

Prince Harry had a rather twisted understanding of the traditional Right Of Prima Nocta.

Matt the K said...

Paul Revere and the Raiders* really, REALLY should hang it up.


*Little known Matt the K fact: My band & I were once asked to be "Raiders" for the PR&R show at the Rush County Fair.

mpur said...

And the spin continues on the Palin Paul Revere remark...

jj said...

War heroes all and not a tooth amongst them. Another shining example of Britain's socialized health/dental care.

Mr. Hankey said...

To Tell The Truth '11 - Prince Harry correctly identifies Contestant #2 as "man who cut down a shrubbery with a herring".

dadoctah said...

I'm not sure who's let themselves go more, Gladys Knight or the Pips.

Son Of The Godfather said...
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Son Of The Godfather said...

He's dropped the "prince" moniker for "The artist formerly known as the fun, single guy".

Adriane said...

It is sad that all known WWI veterans have passed away. But, we are blessed to have so many Revolutionary War veterans ... albeit on the other side.

prince of leaves said...

"He said he had the threadwinning cap on the 'Beefeater' picture last week! Isn't that *ironic*???"

prince said...

"He used to fight Nazis, I like to dress up like Nazis - Isn't that *ironic*???"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Sez e's too old to be hanged, sez e's nawt afraid of "pretenders to the throne" 'e does. Gunna enjoy stretchin this'uns neck, I am.

WordVerify: retort - When the Republicans restrict healthcare to indemnify major contributors, you'll only be entitled to a sympathy card from the doctor/hospital/pharma who removed your healthy kidney or turned your mom into a vegetable... you sure won't be able to retort for pain and suffering!

Rodney Dill said...

"Oh... look... shiny..."

Rodney Dill said...

Redcoat: "Screw you... I work for Mel Brooks."

Jack Reacher said...

"Hide the old broads; these redcoats are coming! Get it? Ha!"

blue said...

Harry & the Redcoats only charted at number 79.

Anonymous said...

"Hey guys, you think your uniforms are spiffy? Let me show you my Heinrich Himmler service dress. It will knock your socks off."

Vinneh

Anonymous said...

"So Paul Revere actually told you chaps the Minutemen were coming."

Vinneh

Mr. Hankey said...

Prince Harry rejoices as he finds the one man in the UK who looks sillier than his father Prince Charles.

Spin said...
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mpur said...

"Shrubbery"

Submariner said...

'E's the "Proim Min'ster of The Department of Silly Seats" 'e is!

Submariner said...

Daddy? Uh, I think these Redcoats have been shooting blanks for a few decades, your majesty...

Submariner said...

ORA:

In a surprise upset, Prince Harry awards the prestigious "Doorman of the Year" award to Carlton.

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

Prince Harry finds out where he'll be when the "moment is right" and looks around for the pair of bathtubs to share with the lucky one...