Saturday, June 25, 2011

The Green Fields of Earth



1. A young V the K and his brother were often forced to perform "lawnmower jousts" for their father's amusement. (Happy Birthday, Kimbro.)
2. "The pyre is ready. Bring on the witch!"

3. Hank Hill and Bill Dauterive, the early years.

4. "Hey, look over there. Biden's givin' Jug-Ears a hand-job!"

5. Even at a young age, Dale Earnhardt Jr was an obnoxious prick.

Best of dadoctah
The fifty-third annual running of the Pixley-to-Hooterville Grand Prix is about to get underway.

Best of Adriane
Billy Bob began to have second thoughts about helping out when 'Ride of the Valkyrie' kicked in and Bobby Bill started loading the sprayer with napalm...

Best of Jack Reacher
Something tells me that not all of the "Green Energy" transportation subsidies are producing viable prototypes.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
The crisis was averted once Billy and Jeff introduced the current administration to He Who Walks Behind the Rows.

Best of prince of leaves
When the embarrassed boys told paramedics that Billy actually lost his foot due to "umm...witches! That's it!", they inadvertently touched off what later became known as the McGillicuddy County Burning Times.

Son Of The Godfather
    "Behind us?... Oh, those are just tractor beams."

Best of Son Of The Godfather
    2 Fast, 2 Furious: Nebraska

Best of Matt the K
Once Toro and Skoal got behind Extreme Barnyard Drifting, the sport really took off.

Best of Matt the K
    This is your Amish on drugs.

Best of Double the U
"Lefty" as he would become known, says this was the moment that changed his life the most.

Best of JohnS1959
Behind the scenes at the Shovel Ready Projects Institute, a DNC think tank...

Best of Submariner
    Bumpin' IS racin' Junior...

27 comments:

dadoctah said...

The fifty-third annual running of the Pixley-to-Hooterville Grand Prix is about to get underway.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Tractor jousts, a little known family custom in farm country. The winner inherits the farm, loser's are tossed into bonfires. "To the winner goeth the spoils!"

-OR-

Upon seeing this photo on Facebook, the ACLU and OSHA located and arrested the parents for child endangerment, placed the kids in foster homes, and forced John Deere Co to add seatbelts and rollbars to all vehicles.

Adriane said...

Billy Bob began to have second thoughts about helping out when 'Ride of the Valkyrie' kicked in and Bobby Bill started loading the sprayer with napalm...

Jack Reacher said...

Something tells me that not all of the "Green Energy" transportation subsidies are producing viable prototypes.

Jack Reacher said...

How the New York Times sees everyone and every place west of the Hudson River.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Sure, it's all fun and games until our boys go off to war and receive their "John Deere" letters.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Behind us?... Oh, those are just tractor beams."

Son Of The Godfather said...

In California, we have "road rage".
In Oklahoma, it's "field frenzy".

Son Of The Godfather said...

The crisis was averted once Billy and Jeff introduced the current administration to He Who Walks Behind the Rows.

prince of leaves said...

When the embarrassed boys told paramedics that Billy actually lost his foot due to "umm...witches! That's it!", they inadvertently touched off what later became known as the McGillicuddy County Burning Times.

prince of leaves said...

After being enveloped in a blinding purple light, the boys discovered to their surprise that the machines were actually Transgenderers.

prince of leaves said...

It looked like sport but the boys were deadly serious: whoever lost was this years pyre offering to the maize gods.

Submariner said...

Son Of The Godfather said...
"Behind us?... Oh, those are just tractor beams."


2/3s of a pun, Amigo - PU. (Wish I'd have thought of it.)

Submariner said...

Unfortunately, Timmy and Billy were unable to find any stakeholders for their fledgling lawn care business.

Submariner said...

Some go to great leangths to avoid the "You got your chocolate in my peanut butter!" mantra.

Submariner said...

Evidently, Kevin just found out Johnny was diddling his sister.

Son Of The Godfather said...

2 Fast, 2 Furious: Nebraska

2/3s of a pun, Amigo - PU. (Wish I'd have thought of it.)

Heard ya groan from over hear... Thought it was Thursday at cap this for a second. ;)

Matt the K said...

The Farmin' Furious franchise just didn't have the legs of the original series.

(ah hell, going with it anyway)

Matt the K said...

NASFARM

Matt the K said...

Once Toro and Skoal got behind Extreme Barnyard Drifting, the sport really took off.

Matt the K said...

This is your Amish on drugs.

Double the U said...

"Lefty" as he would become known, says this was the moment that changed his life the most.

JohnS1959 said...

Behind the scenes at the Shovel Ready Projects Institute, a DNC think tank...

Anonymous said...

GM's 2012 line will save even more gasoline.

Vinney

Kaptain Krude said...

"Back off, it's my turn to mow the lawn!" Tom Sawyer VI was just as slick as his great-granddaddy.

Submariner said...

Bumpin' IS racin' Junior...

Mr. Hankey said...

Extreme Makeover: Alabama Edition