Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Gee, Your Hair Smells Terrific

The Brigade



1. "What do you mean we're a day late?"

2. ORA:  Hey, look, in the background. It's Megaweapon. Nice to see he still gets work.

3. "Check out those Mormon Missionaries over there; what a couple of freaks."

4. "These ticks are delicious!"

5. "Dude! There's an entire level-five civilization of lice growing in there!"

Best of Jack Reacher
"I think I have the leak sealed. Can't really do anything about what's already lost, Mate."

Best of Spineless Vertebra
Somehow logical to them, Dustin and Gary fought back against conformist by having the same haircut, wearing the same clothes, and listening to the same music.

Best of jj
Where's that black lady with the shovel...she could probably kill some of these faster...

Best of Dr. Doom
Ramming speed!!!...

Best of Submariner
Dude! Where's Your Ear?

Best of Matt the K
"...so I says to her, 'honey, he's just not enough anti-establishment for you'..." Kyle always got the best dirt whenever he went to his Anarchist Hairdresser.

24 comments:

Jack Reacher said...

All your conditioner are belong to us.

Jack Reacher said...

"I think I have the leak sealed. Can't really do anything about what's already lost, Mate."

Jack Reacher said...

It looks like the Vancouver PD has next hockey season all planned out.

Jack Reacher said...

ORA: "On the bike; isn't that the guy from 'The Paper Chase?'"

Spineless Vertebra said...

Somehow logical to them, Dustin and Gary fought back against conformist by having the same haircut, wearing the same clothes, and listening to the same music.

jj said...

Where's that black lady with the shovel...she could probably kill some of these faster...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Cyclist Thawtbubble: Wow, Hasidic payot styles sure have changed!

-OR-

Ooops, it's unravelling! Sorry, I didn't know this hairpiece was knitted.

Dr. Doom said...

"Hey Garth", said Ratboy, "Check out the freak on the bike"

Dr. Doom said...

Ramming speed!!!...

Anonymous said...

[David Attenborough, whispering] "And here they are in their native habitat engaging in an extended bout of mutual grooming."

Steve O said...

Make fun all you want. But Flare and Zombi are our best hope to thwart the Decepticon invasion.

Spin said...

Bike boy: Where's Mad Max when you need him?

dadoctah said...

"Seriously, dude, you have *got* to find a better place to dispose of your gum."

help with dissertation said...

LOL!!1 Thanks for the article. Very cool. Especially liked
this part "Dude! There's an entire level-five civilization of lice growing in there!" ))

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Things you didn't know: After the Mohawk tribe was conquered by the French and dispersed to New York and Canadian casinos, some survivors migrated to England, settled in Liverpool and founded a hair salon chain called Chauncey's.

Kaptain Krude said...

Ang Lee's vision of Dukes of Hazzard was universally hated.

Submariner said...

Dude! Where's Your Ear?

Submariner said...

Mow hawks in 3... 2... 1...

Submariner said...

Coming this fall on CBS:
Ang Lee makes his television debut as he directs "Johney Loves Chachi."

Submariner said...

Bike dude's thawt bubble; "Where's the third Jonas brother?"

sonicfrog said...

Alternate universe Abey Road! Just by coincidence, though they never ended up joining the band, that IS Ringo on the bike and George driving the death mobile.

Matt the K said...

Two punkers, a bicyclist, and an urban assault vehicle walk into a bar...stop me if you've heard this one...

Matt the K said...

"...so I says to her, 'honey, he's just not enough anti-establishment for you'..." Kyle always got the best dirt whenever he went to his Anarchist Hairdresser.

Matt the K said...

And thus, sealed off from the rest of Vancouver, the zombie leftists could find no brains and perished.