Wednesday, June 08, 2011

Dub's Recurring Nightmare

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1. Rosie O'Donnell chases down Gary Coleman for an autograph, forgetting he's been dead for two years.

2. Granny's hog has done escaped from the Cement Pond, along with her manservant.

3. M'Chel takes her "Let's Move" campaign to rural Mississippi.

4. "Hey! Let's play Jumanji, you said. It'll be fun, you said!"

5. Why Kenyans always win the Boston marathon.

Best of blue
The Obama's out for an evening stroll

Best of Unscrupulous
Apparently shell has really bad gas.

Threadwinner: Son Of The Godfather
The Paul Revere story just keeps getting weirder and weirder.

Best of Submariner
Who'd have ever guessed that Mike al'Moore would get more than a step off the starting line in a marathon? (Of course they DID offer a 1 year pass to Golden Corral for the winner.)

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
"Come to Rwanda for the Running of the Hippos!
The African Tourist Bureau's attempt to ride the coattails of Pamplona's success gets off to a rather sad start.

Best of sonicfrog
ORA: "Did... You.. Get.. That Thing... I... Sent You??????

Best of GregMan
A young Barry Soetero suffers his first political setback after trying to socialize veterinary care.

Best of Matt the K
"Did you know when Coca Cola started out, it was actually made with cocaine?". "Sure, Gramps...I s'pose next you'll tell us 'Hungry Hungry Hippos' was originally a sporting event in Ghana."

Best of dadoctah
This ain't the Mayberry I remember.

Best of Adriane
You know, I may be just one of those culturally backward people who find Anthony Weiner's conduct objectionable, but Ang Lee's remake of Runaway Bride is just too damn edgy!!!

Best of Matt the K
"We know return to 'Roots III', starring Oprah Winfrey and Carl Lewis; brought to you by Shell"

34 comments:

dadoctah said...

Retcon fail #47: Lassie Come Home.

blue said...

the Obama's out for an evening stroll

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

in Kenya, you are food

Unscrupulous said...

Apparently shell has really bad gas.

Son Of The Godfather said...

It's a subliminal message from V the K about keeping a positive outlook in these tough times. It says "New Dawn Ahead"

Son Of The Godfather said...

The Paul Revere story just keeps getting weirder and weirder.

Son Of The Godfather said...

How horrible, to be gobbled up by a hippo... Wait, there was that one crazy party I went to... Tequila was involved.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Jungle version of "A Boy & His Dog"

-OR-

David Attenborough whispers: Leroy Guanomambo is known as the Pied Piper of Swaziland. Oh, wait, no, I'm informed he's just on a date with Bessie."

-OR-

Things You Did Not Know #7832: Since few even make it to high school, track teams in some parts of the world allow non-human participants.

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David Attenborough whispers: Here we see a hippo pretending to be lame in hopes his prey won't run away... but our driver's already fallen for that trick a couple times this week.

Submariner said...

OJA

What's the black stuff between Hippo toes?
Slow pigmies.


Dawn's head, yada, yada, yada...

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

Who'd have ever guessed that Mike al'Moore would get more than a step off the starting line in a marathon? (Of course they DID offer a 1 year pass to Golden Corral for the winner.)

Submariner said...

Miami Heat fans race for tickets to game 6.

Dr. Doom said...

In Africa fading TV shows 'jump the hippopotamus'. This was the case recently with Kenya's once popular Survivor spinoff, Who Wants to be President of the United States?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

"Come to Rwanda for the Running of the Hippos!
The African Tourist Bureau's attempt to ride the coattails of Pamplona's success gets off to a rather sad start.

-OR-

Wouldn't this have made a great sequel to Little Black Sambo and the Tiger?
I'm just saying

Army of Dad said...
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Army of Dad said...

ORA: Hungry Hungry Hippos!

Anonymous said...

"If man can only harness the power of the hippo, we'd be energy efficient."

Vinneh

sonicfrog said...

ORA: "Did... You.. Get.. That Thing... I... Sent You??????

sonicfrog said...

Well... Of course I blame George W Bush and big oil!

GregMan said...

A young Barry Soetero suffers his first political setback after trying to socialize veterinary care.

GregMan said...

Somewhere, Anthony Weiner is strangely aroused.

Matt the K said...

"Did you know when Coca Cola started out, it was actually made with cocaine?". "Sure, Gramps...I s'pose next you'll tell us 'Hungry Hungry Hippos' was originally a sporting event in Ghana."

dadoctah said...

This ain't the Mayberry I remember.

Submariner said...

What happens when you try to milk a hippo...

Submariner said...

DRUDGEBREAKING:

Shell Oil announced a new initiative today where they are examining the viability of harnessing animal flatulence for methane collection as a new source of renewable energy,

Developing...

Submariner said...

The hippo is obviously a "To Hell With Shell" supporter.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

It's the same the world over:
Parents cave to a whining brat... then the cute kitty, rabbit, chick or hippo grows up and the damn kid won't take care of it anymore.

dadoctah said...

Most Random Observation of the Day: the words "hippo milk" are touch-typed entirely with the right hand. Just like "pumpkin hull", "onion pulp", "opium poppy" and "pink nylon kimono".

wv: urina. Upcoming role for Natalie Portman.

dadoctah said...

Little Rascals 2011: Stymie, unrecognized without his signature derby hat, is chased off by Petey.

Chronos the Wonder Hippo said...

Feets, don't fail me now

Adriane said...

You know, I may be just one of those culturally backward people who find Anthony Weiner's conduct objectionable, but Ang Lee's remake of Runaway Bride is just too damn edgy!!!

Matt the K said...

"We know return to 'Roots III', starring Oprah Winfrey and Carl Lewis; brought to you by Shell"

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

This just in! A photo from the Geraldo Rivera Special Report after his infiltration of Usain Bolt's secret training camp has just been leaked.