Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Dad????



Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Desperate to get into the Mile High Club, Elliot Zingle finally abandons his "I'll only do it with women" policy.

Best of Dr. Doom
Item #37 on the list of ways nature says "Stay Away"

Best of Double the U
God I hate JetBlue's new uniforms... but baggage is free and they have TVs in every seat.

Best of Mr. Hankey
Larry Craig was more daring during his next visit to the airport.

Best of divine miss m
Now, to accessorize...with a lamppost and a public defender.

Best of racerboy
By now, one might suspect George enjoys losing these bets...

Best of Steve O
With a sick sense of humor and with his own creep-tolerance abnormally high, Frank liked making the TSA screeners uncomfortable.

Best of prince of leaves
Buzz Aldrin, on the prowl for wife #5.

Best of mpur
Hi, Welcome to San Fransisco. Enjoy your stay.

Best of Submariner
Good night Mary Ellen. Come to Grandpa's room, John Boy...

30 comments:

GregMan said...

On the plus side, he never refuses a TSA pat-down

Carpe Phlogiston said...

REUTERS UPDATE: As added inducement to cough up a new $5 fee for printed boarding passes, Spirit Airlines ticket counter personnel will be dressing like this and offering free lap dances.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Retiring Delta Airlines Captain P.D. Margentroid strips to show off what he'd been wearing under his pilot's uniform for the last couple years.

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Desperate to get into the Mile High Club, Elliot Zingle finally abandons his "I'll only do it with women" policy.

Dr. Doom said...

Item #37 on the list of ways nature says "Stay Away"

Dr. Doom said...

When he saw Agent Jones, Steve realized his strategy of getting in line behind the best looking woman at the TSA checkpoint was no longer assured to work...

Double the U said...

God I hate JetBlue's new uniforms... but baggage is free and they have TVs in every seat.

Mr. Hankey said...

Larry Craig was more daring during his next visit to the airport.

Anonymous said...

Is it Thursday?


.......arf

Submariner said...

Whoa; Bea Arthur is looking better these days...

Submariner said...

Something tells me TSA didn't question the 24 jars of Vaseline in the carry-on, either.

Submariner said...

Welcome to Jet Blue Balls...

Submariner said...

Some like the "Bro.'
I prefer "Mansier."



v word - caresses - Blogger may be sentient but that's just plain sick.

blue said...

this is a real photo - I forgot to send the link when I sent the photo to v the k

U.S. Airways Allows Man in Underwear to Fly

racerboy said...

Dammit, Scotty, WHEN are you going to fix those transporters!?!

divine miss m said...

Now, to accessorize...with a lamppost and a public defender.

racerboy said...

Delta unveils its new baggage policy: Drop by, Check in, and get Checked out!

racerboy said...

By now, one might suspect George enjoys losing these bets...

Steve O said...

With a sick sense of humor and with his own creep-tolerance abnormally high, Frank liked making the TSA screeners uncomfortable.

prince of leaves said...

Buzz Aldrin, on the prowl for wife #5.

prince of leaves said...

"Four pumps? Sugar, I can do it in three!"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Sometimes a fashion faux pas has nothing to do with the packaging and everything to do with the "package."
PASS and FAIL

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To boost book sales, now ex-Simon & Schuster editor Vern Glortch had the bright idea that Lee Iacocca should redo his portrait for the cover of "Where Have All the Leaders Gone?"

WordVerify: lesquat - How the French say you don't know "anything" - you don't know "lesquat"

Kaptain Krude said...

"Oh yoo-hoo! Congressman Franks! I'm here to pick you up!... In a limo, silly!"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Nothing like putting the "virgin" back in Virgin Atlantic
By busting the picket line, baggage handler Orville del Phuego hopes to impress Sir Richard Branson.

Anonymous said...

How Whitey Bulger was really captured!

We heard he was bisexual, but a sissy boy.

Vinneh

mpur said...

Hi, Welcome to San Fransisco. Enjoy your stay.

Matt the K said...

Welcome to Larry Craig International Gayport. I'm your hostess, Marlene.

Spin said...

Will dub comment on his belly roll too?

Submariner said...

Good night Mary Ellen. Come to Grandpa's room, John Boy...

Submariner said...

Harold Camping takes a trip to meet his maker. AP May 20, 2011

Submariner said...

Hello Mr.Takei. I'll be your driver thith week for the convention...