Tuesday, June 07, 2011

Brokeback Roundball


1. Basketball season has been over for months, but jock fetish season is just getting started.

2. Bruce and Ricky enjoyed teaching Kindergarten sex ed, but worried that the kids might not catch all the finer points of homoerotic seduction.

3. Bobby Knight's personalized copy of the Kama Sutra.

4. "No, Kobe, I'm not open yet, but give me ten minutes."

5. Tonight, on a very special episode of Glee...

Best of Dr. Doom
Lamaze classes are now required for all potential expecting parents in San Francisco...

Best of dadoctah
Recasting Willis and Arnold as white was the *second* biggest surprise awaiting audiences for the new big-screen version of "Diff'rent Strokes".

Best of Spineless Vertebra
"Strangely enough, Jeff Garcia also asked me to do this for him. And he too asked me to keep it on the hush hush."

Best of prince of leaves
"Oh, hey, as long as we're here, Molly told me what you and my girlfriend Amy were doing out in the woods last weekend." [twist] [CRACK!!!]

Best of Submariner
So, Bruce; why do they call you "Lassie?"

13 comments:

Carpe Phlogiston said...

San Francisco High combines its sports teams and drama classes to produce popular musicals such as Brokeback Mounting.

-OR-

Verizon's new G-4 Shoe Phone gave new life to those "Can you hear me now?" commercials.

Dr. Doom said...

Lamaze classes are now required for all potential expecting parents in San Francisco...

Dr. Doom said...

"Ooh, now I get to be the Community Organizer and you can be the middle class taxpayer", squealed Brucie.

dadoctah said...

Recasting Willis and Arnold as white was the *second* biggest surprise awaiting audiences for the new big-screen version of "Diff'rent Strokes".

Spineless Vertebra said...

"Strangely enough, Jeff Garcia also asked me to do this for him. And he too asked me to keep it on the hush hush."

Unscrupulous said...

David. I love your leg.

prince of leaves said...

"Oh, hey, as long as we're here, Molly told me what you and my girlfriend Amy were doing out in the woods last weekend." [twist] [CRACK!!!]

prince of leaves said...

And still, the cheerleaders could never understand why it was so hard to get Stephen and Kyle to notice them.

Submariner said...

Answering a Vodaphone™ could be a bit awkward for the first-time trainer...

Submariner said...

Jah; first ve schtretch der quads und hammies. THEN ve schtretch der gluts...

Submariner said...

ORA?

So, Bruce; why do they call you "Lassie?"

Submariner said...

Let's play Pharoah; I'll be RAMSes and you be the fertile Nile valley waiting to get plowed...

Anonymous said...

"Chad, my cramp is in my middle leg...big boy."

Vinneh