1. Basketball season has been over for months, but jock fetish season is just getting started.
2. Bruce and Ricky enjoyed teaching Kindergarten sex ed, but worried that the kids might not catch all the finer points of homoerotic seduction.
3. Bobby Knight's personalized copy of the Kama Sutra.
4. "No, Kobe, I'm not open yet, but give me ten minutes."
5. Tonight, on a very special episode of Glee...
Best of Dr. Doom
Lamaze classes are now required for all potential expecting parents in San Francisco...
Best of dadoctah
Recasting Willis and Arnold as white was the *second* biggest surprise awaiting audiences for the new big-screen version of "Diff'rent Strokes".
Best of Spineless Vertebra
"Strangely enough, Jeff Garcia also asked me to do this for him. And he too asked me to keep it on the hush hush."
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"Oh, hey, as long as we're here, Molly told me what you and my girlfriend Amy were doing out in the woods last weekend." [twist] [CRACK!!!]
Best of Submariner
So, Bruce; why do they call you "Lassie?"
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San Francisco High combines its sports teams and drama classes to produce popular musicals such as Brokeback Mounting.
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Verizon's new G-4 Shoe Phone gave new life to those "Can you hear me now?" commercials.
Lamaze classes are now required for all potential expecting parents in San Francisco...
"Ooh, now I get to be the Community Organizer and you can be the middle class taxpayer", squealed Brucie.
Recasting Willis and Arnold as white was the *second* biggest surprise awaiting audiences for the new big-screen version of "Diff'rent Strokes".
"Strangely enough, Jeff Garcia also asked me to do this for him. And he too asked me to keep it on the hush hush."
David. I love your leg.
"Oh, hey, as long as we're here, Molly told me what you and my girlfriend Amy were doing out in the woods last weekend." [twist] [CRACK!!!]
And still, the cheerleaders could never understand why it was so hard to get Stephen and Kyle to notice them.
Answering a Vodaphone™ could be a bit awkward for the first-time trainer...
Jah; first ve schtretch der quads und hammies. THEN ve schtretch der gluts...
ORA?
So, Bruce; why do they call you "Lassie?"
Let's play Pharoah; I'll be RAMSes and you be the fertile Nile valley waiting to get plowed...
"Chad, my cramp is in my middle leg...big boy."
Vinneh
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