Tuesday, June 07, 2011
1. Basketball season has been over for months, but jock fetish season is just getting started.
2. Bruce and Ricky enjoyed teaching Kindergarten sex ed, but worried that the kids might not catch all the finer points of homoerotic seduction.
3. Bobby Knight's personalized copy of the Kama Sutra.
4. "No, Kobe, I'm not open yet, but give me ten minutes."
5. Tonight, on a very special episode of Glee...
Best of Dr. Doom
Lamaze classes are now required for all potential expecting parents in San Francisco...
Best of dadoctah
Recasting Willis and Arnold as white was the *second* biggest surprise awaiting audiences for the new big-screen version of "Diff'rent Strokes".
Best of Spineless Vertebra
"Strangely enough, Jeff Garcia also asked me to do this for him. And he too asked me to keep it on the hush hush."
Best of prince of leaves
"Oh, hey, as long as we're here, Molly told me what you and my girlfriend Amy were doing out in the woods last weekend." [twist] [CRACK!!!]
Best of Submariner
So, Bruce; why do they call you "Lassie?"