Monday, June 27, 2011

Barry Makes Whoopi

Al


1. Nice that Whoopi and Ted Danson are back together again.

2. "Thanks for coming with me to the 'Triumphs of Affirmative Action' dinner, Whoopi. Hey, look, there's Rick Sanchez."

3. Obama thoughtbubble: "(Sigh) Kennedy got Marilyn Monroe. Clinton got Sharon Stone.I got a freak who didn't need make-up to play an alien on Star Trek."

4. "Tell you, um, what. You don't tell anybody I'm a, um, Muslim. I won't tell anybody you're a, um, man."

5. "Nice disguise, Mrs. Salahi, but you're still not welcome at the White House. Security!"

Best of Vinneh
"Ask Bab's if she's still into black men."

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Well, no... If you do it to me that way, it wouldn't be rape rape..."

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Oh, don't mind M'Chel over there... Someone dropped an M&M."

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
He'll never be a Charlton Heston, but you have to admit Whoopi nails the part of ZIRA... and without any help from the makeup dept.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Do we really need to appoint a "Czar of Nonsensical Babbling"?... I mean, I've already got Biden."

Best of Submariner
Whispered; "Don't turn around and don't panic; there are Amerikkkan flags dangerously close to touching you!"

Best of Submariner
"I LOVED you in 'Diff'rent Strokes,' Mr. Coleman..."

Best of Submariner
Whoa; Ed Reed really let himself go during the lockout!

Best of Jack Reacher
"Let's just say I'm doing to the economy what you've done to every movie you've ever been in."

Best of Kaptain Krude
"Tell me, um, what your name is again, um, so that, um, I can decide whether or not to, um, bow to you."

42 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Ask Bab's if she's still into black men."

Vinneh

blue said...

"Why Mr President, is that a voter intimidation tool in your pocket or are you happy to see me?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Whoopdi" and "Doo"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Well, no... If you do it to me that way, it wouldn't be rape rape..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Yes, what you're doing to the country is rape-rape."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"I'd invite you in, Whoopi, but the last name is... problematic."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"So, where's the best seat to see Dawn's head explode?"

Son Of The Godfather said...
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Son Of The Godfather said...

"Oh, don't mind M'Chel over there... Someone dropped an M&M."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

He'll never be a Charlton Heston, but you have to admit Whoopi nails the part of ZIRA... and without any help from the makeup dept.

-OR-

Jack the Kennedy had Marilyn.
Billy the slut had Monica.
Obamalama the tasteless has...

-OR-

Poorest selling sex tape evah.
It even caused Dawn's head to explode.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"I'll let Subby know you're here for the prom."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Do we really need to appoint a "Czar of Nonsensical Babbling"?... I mean, I've already got Biden."

Son Of The Godfather said...

The hottest black comic in town, and Whoopi Goldberg.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Someone finally shove that teleprompter up his butt?

Submariner said...

Wonder-Twin powers; ACTIVATE!
Shape of a, um, a, uh, er, um...
Where's my TOTUS?

Submariner said...

Whispered; "But I, um, ordered the, uh, DNC to send, um, Halle Berry..."

Submariner said...

Whispered; "So exactly how SHOULD I have tried to plug that gaping black hole for Malia?"

Submariner said...

Smelly pirate HOOFER?
Close, uh, enough. Go see, uh, SOTG and tell him, um, that, uh, I sent you.

Submariner said...

Whispered; "Um, actually it's 2 pupms equal my load..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"So Oda Mae, I bet you can talk to Patrick Swayze's ghost for real now, huh?"

too soon?

Submariner said...

>sniff< Are you? >sniff< I do believe you are!
>sniff< That's Scent-a-Da-Loop, isn't it?

Submariner said...

Evenin' mi Amigo.

Submariner said...

In honor of old times, I'm gonna ensure you get left a "niner."

Submariner said...

Whispered; "Biden thinks you're 'hot' even if you aren't clean and articulate."

Submariner said...

Your RUNNING MATE in '12!?!? Not only no...

Submariner said...

Whispered; "Don't turn around and don't panic; there are Amerikkkan flags dangerously close to touching you!"

Submariner said...

"No tongue!"

Submariner said...

"I LOVED you in 'Diff'rent Strokes,' Mr. Coleman..."

Submariner said...

Whoa; Ed Reed really let himself go during the lockout!

Son Of The Godfather said...

"You think you can get me Hasselback's number?"

Jack Reacher said...

"Let's just say I'm doing to the economy what you've done to every movie you've ever been in."

Spin said...

Yes, I can still smell Larry Sinclair on your breath.

Submariner said...

BO's thawt bubble; "Pol numbers call for desperate measures for the 2012 campaign... Maybe recreate Al and Tipper's "The Kiss" moment? Hope M'Chel isn't watching..."

Dr. Doom said...

"You heard me Barak", repeated Whoopi, "The womyn of The View took a vote - you're out, Weiner's in"...

GregMan said...

"Why Whoopi, you're hung almost as well as my Secretary of State!"

GregMan said...

"Go borrow that xtra-large strapon from M'chell and we'll go play Frank Marshall Davis again."

Mr Hankey said...

Not giving up on just lunch with Barack fir 5 bucks, now you can make out for $10.

Mr Hankey said...

Barack does Bukkake.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Your hands, they are so manly!"

"Thanks, Mr. President, so are, um, yours."

Kaptain Krude said...

"Tell me, um, what your name is again, um, so that, um, I can decide whether or not to, um, bow to you."

Mr. Hankey said...

2030 - Obama still looks good...Michelle...not so much.

Adriane said...

First, those who pointed out that Whoopi was not qualified to be Chief Justice because she only pretended to be a Wise El-Aurian were quickly denounced as racist.

Then, sadly, those that survived the first purge were hunted down and beaten to death by rabid trekkies!