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1. Nice that Whoopi and Ted Danson are back together again.
2. "Thanks for coming with me to the 'Triumphs of Affirmative Action' dinner, Whoopi. Hey, look, there's Rick Sanchez."
3. Obama thoughtbubble: "(Sigh) Kennedy got Marilyn Monroe. Clinton got Sharon Stone.I got a freak who didn't need make-up to play an alien on Star Trek."
4. "Tell you, um, what. You don't tell anybody I'm a, um, Muslim. I won't tell anybody you're a, um, man."
5. "Nice disguise, Mrs. Salahi, but you're still not welcome at the White House. Security!"
Best of Vinneh
"Ask Bab's if she's still into black men."
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Well, no... If you do it to me that way, it wouldn't be rape rape..."
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Oh, don't mind M'Chel over there... Someone dropped an M&M."
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
He'll never be a Charlton Heston, but you have to admit Whoopi nails the part of ZIRA... and without any help from the makeup dept.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Do we really need to appoint a "Czar of Nonsensical Babbling"?... I mean, I've already got Biden."
Best of Submariner
Whispered; "Don't turn around and don't panic; there are Amerikkkan flags dangerously close to touching you!"
Best of Submariner
"I LOVED you in 'Diff'rent Strokes,' Mr. Coleman..."
Best of Submariner
Whoa; Ed Reed really let himself go during the lockout!
Best of Jack Reacher
"Let's just say I'm doing to the economy what you've done to every movie you've ever been in."
Best of Kaptain Krude
"Tell me, um, what your name is again, um, so that, um, I can decide whether or not to, um, bow to you."
42 comments:
"Ask Bab's if she's still into black men."
Vinneh
"Why Mr President, is that a voter intimidation tool in your pocket or are you happy to see me?"
"Whoopdi" and "Doo"
"Well, no... If you do it to me that way, it wouldn't be rape rape..."
"Yes, what you're doing to the country is rape-rape."
"I'd invite you in, Whoopi, but the last name is... problematic."
"So, where's the best seat to see Dawn's head explode?"
"Oh, don't mind M'Chel over there... Someone dropped an M&M."
He'll never be a Charlton Heston, but you have to admit Whoopi nails the part of ZIRA... and without any help from the makeup dept.
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Jack the Kennedy had Marilyn.
Billy the slut had Monica.
Obamalama the tasteless has...
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Poorest selling sex tape evah.
It even caused Dawn's head to explode.
"I'll let Subby know you're here for the prom."
"Do we really need to appoint a "Czar of Nonsensical Babbling"?... I mean, I've already got Biden."
The hottest black comic in town, and Whoopi Goldberg.
Someone finally shove that teleprompter up his butt?
Wonder-Twin powers; ACTIVATE!
Shape of a, um, a, uh, er, um...
Where's my TOTUS?
Whispered; "But I, um, ordered the, uh, DNC to send, um, Halle Berry..."
Whispered; "So exactly how SHOULD I have tried to plug that gaping black hole for Malia?"
Smelly pirate HOOFER?
Close, uh, enough. Go see, uh, SOTG and tell him, um, that, uh, I sent you.
Whispered; "Um, actually it's 2 pupms equal my load..."
"So Oda Mae, I bet you can talk to Patrick Swayze's ghost for real now, huh?"
too soon?
>sniff< Are you? >sniff< I do believe you are!
>sniff< That's Scent-a-Da-Loop, isn't it?
Evenin' mi Amigo.
In honor of old times, I'm gonna ensure you get left a "niner."
Whispered; "Biden thinks you're 'hot' even if you aren't clean and articulate."
Your RUNNING MATE in '12!?!? Not only no...
Whispered; "Don't turn around and don't panic; there are Amerikkkan flags dangerously close to touching you!"
"No tongue!"
"I LOVED you in 'Diff'rent Strokes,' Mr. Coleman..."
Whoa; Ed Reed really let himself go during the lockout!
"You think you can get me Hasselback's number?"
"Let's just say I'm doing to the economy what you've done to every movie you've ever been in."
Yes, I can still smell Larry Sinclair on your breath.
BO's thawt bubble; "Pol numbers call for desperate measures for the 2012 campaign... Maybe recreate Al and Tipper's "The Kiss" moment? Hope M'Chel isn't watching..."
"You heard me Barak", repeated Whoopi, "The womyn of The View took a vote - you're out, Weiner's in"...
"Why Whoopi, you're hung almost as well as my Secretary of State!"
"Go borrow that xtra-large strapon from M'chell and we'll go play Frank Marshall Davis again."
Not giving up on just lunch with Barack fir 5 bucks, now you can make out for $10.
Barack does Bukkake.
"Your hands, they are so manly!"
"Thanks, Mr. President, so are, um, yours."
"Tell me, um, what your name is again, um, so that, um, I can decide whether or not to, um, bow to you."
2030 - Obama still looks good...Michelle...not so much.
First, those who pointed out that Whoopi was not qualified to be Chief Justice because she only pretended to be a Wise El-Aurian were quickly denounced as racist.
Then, sadly, those that survived the first purge were hunted down and beaten to death by rabid trekkies!
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