1. Rolling Thunder-Thighs.
2. Oh noes! Somebody's "Wide Load" banner blew off!
3. "Barry, I've left you for
4. Minnesota, August 1 2007: "Don't worry Sheniqua. I'm sure the I-35 bridge can handle a few extra pounds." (Too soon?)
5. Once it's finished putting pictures of diseased lungs on cigarette packages, the Obama Regime's next move will be to put this picture on every box of Twinkies sold in the USA.
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WARNING: Objects in your wind shield may be larger than you ever dreamed possible.
Best of Rodney Dill
Atomic batteries to power... Turbines to speed... Afterburner to thrust...
Best of Army of Dad
Jamal proves you can have junk in the trunk on a sport bike.
Best of GregMan
After the collapse of the Amerikkkan economy in late 2011, even M'chell's motorcade had to economize.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Mommy, Daddy said chocolate milk came from brown cows... so I can guess where chocolate cottage cheese comes from!
Best of VInneh
I guess he was hauling ass.
Best of mpur
Downside: When he stops, Tyrone has to slide Sahnaynay over to the side of the seat to break the suction.
Upside: No matter how fast he goes, the bitch does not fall off.
Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
RELEASE THE KRAKKEN! (Sorry, for some reason this just made me think of "Clash of the Tight 'uns.")
Best of Submariner
Mad Madge, Beyond the Thunder, Homes
A Samuel L Bronkowitz production.
Best of Kaptain Krude
Black Moon Rising
Best of sonicfrog
Because Hollywood is SO completely out of new ideas.... Yes, this is a scene from the John Waters directed reboot / blacksploitation version of Kill Bill. But, according to the buzz on the street, this version is actually pretty good!
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"All in all it was a pretty good first date", thought Jamal, "...except for the skid marks on my bike".
"Deploy the smoke screen! Deploy the smoke screen!"
Atomic batteries to power... Turbines to speed... Afterburner to thrust...
Sorta gives a different meaning to 'Crotch Rocket'
Later Rep. Weiner got the charges reduced to just following too close.
Dual exhaust
Suzuqueef
The Holland Tunnel is up ahead.
Hair today, gone tomorrow.
Kick the tires and light the fires.
Skidmarks
In the Cap This remake of Pulp Fiction the lines change to 'Who's dub? dub's dead babay, dub's dead.'
Grand Canyon, a Spike Lee joint.
It wasn't his jimmy that put her butt to sleep, it was the 16 hour road trip.
Jamal proves you can have junk in the trunk on a sport bike.
After the collapse of the Amerikkkan economy in late 2011, even M'chell's motorcade had to economize.
No matter how horrible this is it's still better than another picture of Anthony's weiner.
Under the latest EPA regulations, all gas powered vehicles are banned unless they have this newest "natural gas" add on installed.
Son, back in the day, blacks drove big Cadillacs with pointy tail fins. Damn this aerodynamic fuel efficiency era.
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Mommy, Daddy said chocolate milk came from brown cows... so I can guess where chocolate cottage cheese comes from!
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Q: Why was the cyclist ticketed by the speedtrap Nazi?
A: Not for speeding, for the ugly junk hanging off the back that cracked the lens in his cop camera.
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Webster's photo next to the word - Butt Ugly
I guess he was hauling ass.
Vinneh
Does this butt make my motorcycle look big?
...........arf
They sure don't make Terminators like they did in the good 'ol days.
Downside: When he stops, Tyrone has to slide Sahnaynay over to the side of the seat to break the suction.
Upside: No matter how fast he goes, the bitch does not fall off.
Thirty seconds before I threw my "Dark Side of Moon" CD out the truck window.
RELEASE THE KRAKKEN! (Sorry, for some reason this just made me think of "Clash of the Tight 'uns.")
Hey! You aren't supposed to let it all hang down until AFTER midnight!
Mad Madge, Beyond the Thunder, Homes
A Samuel L Bronkowitz production.
That reminds me;
did Barry ever plug that big hole spewing oil?
Bare, yes.
Necessities? I don't f'in' think so.
Ah yes, the Serengetti migration routes. Most tourists worry about the lions, but more are killed by hippos than any other animal...
Anyone else suspect V's just creating demand for his first sponsor - Visine Eye Bleach?
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With the POTUSmobile in the shop...
Hurry, Barack, you've got those dignitaries arriving in about 15 minutes!
Subby, you stole my David Attenborough idea!! :-)
Where will you be when your laxative kicks in?
A willful & flagrant violation of the Highway Beautification Act if I ever saw one.
Yamahahahahahaha!
CWP:
I don't care where I am when mine kicks in but I pray to all that's holy that I am not driving in this picture's vantage point when HERS kicks in...
Black Moon Rising
Because Hollywood is SO completely out of new ideas.... Yes, this is a scene from the John Waters directed reboot / blacksploitation version of Kill Bill. But, according to the buzz on the street, this version is actually pretty good!
When you've had several too many 4-Os........ 'Thars your sign!'
Or....
Choosing the correct motor vehicle for the task = Epic Fail
It's sweeps week on American Chopper. Barf!
Vinneh
"OK, Tamika. When I say go, I pop it in to fourth, you fart and we'll leave Robbie Kneivel in the dust. Watch this."
Vinneh
WARNING: Objects in your wind shield may be larger than you ever dreamed possible.
So I was driving along and all of the sudden there was this huge crack in my windshield...
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