Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Arrgh! My Eyes!

Al


1. Rolling Thunder-Thighs.

2. Oh noes! Somebody's "Wide Load" banner blew off!

3. "Barry, I've left you for Gary Busey, John Huntsman. Make sure the girls eat their vegetables, (signed) M'Chel."

4. Minnesota, August 1 2007: "Don't worry Sheniqua. I'm sure the I-35 bridge can handle a few extra pounds." (Too soon?)

5. Once it's finished putting pictures of diseased lungs on cigarette packages, the Obama Regime's next move will be to put this picture on every box of Twinkies sold in the USA.

Threadswinner: Adriane
WARNING: Objects in your wind shield may be larger than you ever dreamed possible.

Best of Rodney Dill
Atomic batteries to power... Turbines to speed... Afterburner to thrust...

Best of Army of Dad
Jamal proves you can have junk in the trunk on a sport bike.

Best of GregMan
After the collapse of the Amerikkkan economy in late 2011, even M'chell's motorcade had to economize.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Mommy, Daddy said chocolate milk came from brown cows... so I can guess where chocolate cottage cheese comes from!
Best of VInneh
I guess he was hauling ass.

Best of mpur
Downside: When he stops, Tyrone has to slide Sahnaynay over to the side of the seat to break the suction.
Upside: No matter how fast he goes, the bitch does not fall off.

Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
RELEASE THE KRAKKEN! (Sorry, for some reason this just made me think of "Clash of the Tight 'uns.")
Best of Submariner
Mad Madge, Beyond the Thunder, Homes
A Samuel L Bronkowitz production.

Best of Kaptain Krude
Black Moon Rising

Best of sonicfrog
Because Hollywood is SO completely out of new ideas.... Yes, this is a scene from the John Waters directed reboot / blacksploitation version of Kill Bill. But, according to the buzz on the street, this version is actually pretty good!

43 comments:

Dr. Doom said...

"All in all it was a pretty good first date", thought Jamal, "...except for the skid marks on my bike".

Rodney Dill said...

"Deploy the smoke screen! Deploy the smoke screen!"

Rodney Dill said...

Atomic batteries to power... Turbines to speed... Afterburner to thrust...

Rodney Dill said...

Sorta gives a different meaning to 'Crotch Rocket'

Rodney Dill said...

Later Rep. Weiner got the charges reduced to just following too close.

Rodney Dill said...

Dual exhaust

Rodney Dill said...

Suzuqueef

Double the U said...

The Holland Tunnel is up ahead.

Rodney Dill said...

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

Rodney Dill said...

Kick the tires and light the fires.

Rodney Dill said...

Skidmarks

Army of Dad said...

In the Cap This remake of Pulp Fiction the lines change to 'Who's dub? dub's dead babay, dub's dead.'

Army of Dad said...

Grand Canyon, a Spike Lee joint.

Army of Dad said...

It wasn't his jimmy that put her butt to sleep, it was the 16 hour road trip.

Army of Dad said...

Jamal proves you can have junk in the trunk on a sport bike.

GregMan said...

After the collapse of the Amerikkkan economy in late 2011, even M'chell's motorcade had to economize.

GregMan said...

No matter how horrible this is it's still better than another picture of Anthony's weiner.

blue said...

Under the latest EPA regulations, all gas powered vehicles are banned unless they have this newest "natural gas" add on installed.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Son, back in the day, blacks drove big Cadillacs with pointy tail fins. Damn this aerodynamic fuel efficiency era.

-OR-

Mommy, Daddy said chocolate milk came from brown cows... so I can guess where chocolate cottage cheese comes from!

-OR-

Q: Why was the cyclist ticketed by the speedtrap Nazi?
A: Not for speeding, for the ugly junk hanging off the back that cracked the lens in his cop camera.

-OR-

Webster's photo next to the word - Butt Ugly

Anonymous said...

I guess he was hauling ass.

Vinneh

Anonymous said...

Does this butt make my motorcycle look big?

...........arf

Mr. Hankey said...

They sure don't make Terminators like they did in the good 'ol days.

mpur said...

Downside: When he stops, Tyrone has to slide Sahnaynay over to the side of the seat to break the suction.

Upside: No matter how fast he goes, the bitch does not fall off.

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

Thirty seconds before I threw my "Dark Side of Moon" CD out the truck window.

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

RELEASE THE KRAKKEN! (Sorry, for some reason this just made me think of "Clash of the Tight 'uns.")

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

Hey! You aren't supposed to let it all hang down until AFTER midnight!

Submariner said...

Mad Madge, Beyond the Thunder, Homes
A Samuel L Bronkowitz production.

Submariner said...

That reminds me;
did Barry ever plug that big hole spewing oil?

Submariner said...

Bare, yes.
Necessities? I don't f'in' think so.

Submariner said...

Ah yes, the Serengetti migration routes. Most tourists worry about the lions, but more are killed by hippos than any other animal...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Anyone else suspect V's just creating demand for his first sponsor - Visine Eye Bleach?

-OR-

With the POTUSmobile in the shop...
Hurry, Barack, you've got those dignitaries arriving in about 15 minutes!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Subby, you stole my David Attenborough idea!! :-)

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

Where will you be when your laxative kicks in?

divine miss m said...

A willful & flagrant violation of the Highway Beautification Act if I ever saw one.

Rodney Dill said...

Yamahahahahahaha!

Submariner said...

CWP:

I don't care where I am when mine kicks in but I pray to all that's holy that I am not driving in this picture's vantage point when HERS kicks in...

Kaptain Krude said...

Black Moon Rising

sonicfrog said...

Because Hollywood is SO completely out of new ideas.... Yes, this is a scene from the John Waters directed reboot / blacksploitation version of Kill Bill. But, according to the buzz on the street, this version is actually pretty good!

Anonymous said...

When you've had several too many 4-Os........ 'Thars your sign!'

Or....

Choosing the correct motor vehicle for the task = Epic Fail

Anonymous said...

It's sweeps week on American Chopper. Barf!

Vinneh

Anonymous said...

"OK, Tamika. When I say go, I pop it in to fourth, you fart and we'll leave Robbie Kneivel in the dust. Watch this."

Vinneh

Adriane said...

WARNING: Objects in your wind shield may be larger than you ever dreamed possible.

Anonymous said...

So I was driving along and all of the sudden there was this huge crack in my windshield...