1. Rolling Thunder-Thighs.
2. Oh noes! Somebody's "Wide Load" banner blew off!
3. "Barry, I've left you for
4. Minnesota, August 1 2007: "Don't worry Sheniqua. I'm sure the I-35 bridge can handle a few extra pounds." (Too soon?)
5. Once it's finished putting pictures of diseased lungs on cigarette packages, the Obama Regime's next move will be to put this picture on every box of Twinkies sold in the USA.
WARNING: Objects in your wind shield may be larger than you ever dreamed possible.
Best of Rodney Dill
Atomic batteries to power... Turbines to speed... Afterburner to thrust...
Best of Army of Dad
Jamal proves you can have junk in the trunk on a sport bike.
Best of GregMan
After the collapse of the Amerikkkan economy in late 2011, even M'chell's motorcade had to economize.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Mommy, Daddy said chocolate milk came from brown cows... so I can guess where chocolate cottage cheese comes from!
Best of VInneh
I guess he was hauling ass.
Best of mpur
Downside: When he stops, Tyrone has to slide Sahnaynay over to the side of the seat to break the suction.
Upside: No matter how fast he goes, the bitch does not fall off.
Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
RELEASE THE KRAKKEN! (Sorry, for some reason this just made me think of "Clash of the Tight 'uns.")
Best of Submariner
Mad Madge, Beyond the Thunder, Homes
A Samuel L Bronkowitz production.
Best of Kaptain Krude
Black Moon Rising
Best of sonicfrog
Because Hollywood is SO completely out of new ideas.... Yes, this is a scene from the John Waters directed reboot / blacksploitation version of Kill Bill. But, according to the buzz on the street, this version is actually pretty good!