Monday, June 06, 2011

Another Weiner Scandal



1. "Hm... the meat entree looks like something pale and small I saw on Twitter this week."

2. "So, this is what poor crackers who can't afford arugula and Wegyu eat. Thank you,  I'll barf it later."

3. "See, all of you crackers got jobs. I don't WTF everybody is bitching about."

4. "Hey, cafeteria lady, anybody ever tell you you look a lot like Katie Couric."

5. "McPatterson's is actually not so bad on the inside."

Best of Jack Reacher
"Someone else pays for it and someone else cleans up after me. Being president is...well, pretty much like the rest of my life."

Best of blue
"..and can I have a picture of that Weiner?"

14 comments:

Dr. Doom said...

Mr. Obama takes advantage of some stimulus funded re-training in preparation for his next position...

"Do you, ah, want some, um, fries, with that", he recites dutifully...

Reaganite Republican said...

I doubt he lasts the week- just checked Intrade to bet on it but apparently they felt the issue is below them lol

Put a fork in him...

GregMan said...

"Why am I suddenly reminded of Frank Marshall Davis?"

GregMan said...

"...and I'd like a side of Soylent Green with that."

Jack Reacher said...

"Someone else pays for it and someone else cleans up after me. Being president is...well, pretty much like the rest of my life."

blue said...

"..and can I have a picture of that Weiner?"

jj said...

If this was San Francisco, those weiners would be illegal.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

I'd like two of those Bobbitts, please.

-OR-

Put this on my tab, Gladys.
Whaddya mean, you won't take my IOU?
Moody's did not lower my credit rating, woman!

Anonymous said...

"I think my wife's at some garden party. So you can give me some ghetto sized portions of that bad boy."

Vinneh

Double the U said...

Better give me some of that stuff there...before I have it outlawed.

Submariner said...

That's not my order. I specifically asked for an arugala and vinagrette salad with a side of two chili-cheese-slaw dawgs since M'Chel isn't here...

Submariner said...

I, um, hope I get back, uh, change...

Submariner said...

Call me crazy, but that plate looks like a "shovel ready job."

Capt. Queeg said...

"I'm sorry Mr. President, but Bush- I mean Hitler took the last dumpling years ago.."