Monday, June 06, 2011
Another Weiner Scandal
1. "Hm... the meat entree looks like something pale and small I saw on Twitter this week."
2. "So, this is what poor crackers who can't afford arugula and Wegyu eat. Thank you, I'll barf it later."
3. "See, all of you crackers got jobs. I don't WTF everybody is bitching about."
4. "Hey, cafeteria lady, anybody ever tell you you look a lot like Katie Couric."
5. "McPatterson's is actually not so bad on the inside."
Best of Jack Reacher
"Someone else pays for it and someone else cleans up after me. Being president is...well, pretty much like the rest of my life."
Best of blue
"..and can I have a picture of that Weiner?"