Friday, June 10, 2011

Inverse Squares


1. Ricky's belly has not been exposed to sunlight in a very long time.

2. Public School Sex Ed proves to be about as successful as Public School Math Instruction. Here, recent honor students demonstrate a 69.

3. Shaking the money out of their pockets while convincing them they're getting sex... typical women.

4. "Hey, from this angle, the Obama economy looks AWESOME!"

5. Day 1 of "Breakdancing Basics" at Whitebread Community College.

Best of blue
"How do these yahoo's expect to get laid, wearing 3 pairs of jeans and all......"

Best of dub
Where will you be when your irritable bowel syndrome kicks in?

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
The new FOX reality show "FETISHES" wasn't even a hit with the sick intercourses demographic.

Best of Matt the K
"Up next on Discovery Health, 'World's Most Unforunate Siamese Twins'"

Best of dadoctah
If They Mated: ABBA and Mummenschanz.

Best of sonicfrog
Whatever it is, yer doin' it wrong...

13 comments:

blue said...

"How do these yahoo's expect to get laid, wearing 3 pairs of jeans and all......"

dub said...

96....not so sexy.

dub said...

Where will you be when your irritable bowel syndrome kicks in?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Spinster Sex Ed 101
Ladies! Ladies! When giving a BJ, that is not the "job" end!

-OR-

The new FOX reality show "FETISHES" wasn't even a hit with the sick intercourses demographic.

-OR-

The Doublemint twins try for a comeback in a Preparation H commercial.

Matt the K said...

"Up next on Discovery Health, 'World's Most Unforunate Siamese Twins'"

divine miss m said...

Rectal-cranial inversion: you're doin' it all wrong.

dadoctah said...

"Pssst! I hear the Henderson sisters go both ways, if you know what I mean!"

Dr. Doom said...

In a move made to emulate the Summer Olympics (which replaced Softball with Synchronized Trampoline), the Special Olympics has added the Wheelbarrow Race in place of the Four Hundred Meter Relay...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

To patronize their wiccan wives, Jeb and Bubba agree to be water divining rods every Halloween.

-OR-

Can't afford Inversion Boots? Ask the missus to be a stand-in. Literally.

-OR-

Ralph's Thawtbubble: We coulda joined the Masons, Shriners, Elks, Moose, Kiwanis, Rotarians, Raccoons, American Legion, Eagles or Water Buffaloes... but nooooo, my best friend Irving had.to.be.a.Bat.

dadoctah said...

If They Mated: ABBA and Mummenschanz.

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

double your pleasure
double your fun
with double SQUIRT!!!

"Hey! What's going on?"

dub said...

ECHO....Echo.....echo....

sonicfrog said...

Yer doin' it wrong...