Al
1. A whore brings more cocaine, Act IV of Charlie Sheen on Ice.
2. This is supposed to make me feel better about the Wings getting swept in four. Actually, it kinda does.
3. "If one more monor asks me for a snow job, I'm shoving this shovel up his a$$ sidewise."
4. She must have a "date" with Bill Clinton later, she's got the ice ready to put on that and everything.
5. I definitely have to start biting into more York Peppermint patties.
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Go Sharks!
Or,
Shark Bait!
So, the fat black girl working the other half of the rink would be the shazamboner?
-OR-
According to the ACLU conspiracy and discrimination lawsuit against the NHL, guys get to drive zambonies while girls have to use "unmechanized zambonettes" (aka shovels) because nobody trusts female drivers.
Wanna ride on my zamboner?
Seems to me that the leg warmers are a little superfluous considering the rest of the outfit.
Former figure skater in search of big blackhawks.
Wuold you like me to give you a helmet?
I hope those are 'red wings'.
I'd get excited, but I hear that bitch is frigid.
I volunteer for the "penalty box".
Nice but I think diaper boy is gonna need a bigger shovel.
VtheK wrote: "5. I definitely have to start biting into more York Peppermint patties."
Make sure it's a YORK peppermint patty. Biting into Charlie Brown's Peppermint Patty could land you in jail for 10 to 20.
Ann Coulter has really... well, actually, she looks about the same.
If the '80s taught us anything, it is that you're warm as long as you're warm from the knee down.
Ice Ice Baby
Audition for the first female referee took an interesting turn.
Whoever is controlling the temperature must either be female or gay. You know considering the absence of a hardened nipple and all.
After downloading the picture, expanding it to 4x size, and scrutinizing every pixel'd details for 2 hours, 23.7 minutes I believe she's skating in a hockey rink...
Hey baby; wanna puck?
Ice Dancing With The Stars
ESPN 14, 1030 pm, PST
Let's just put it this way;
Out of uniform? She's a real SKILL player...
IYKWIMAITTYD
v word - aneme - funny, she looks surprisingly real to me.
Fan 1: I can't ever tell - is she guilty of off-sides or icing?
Fan 2: Who cares?
Say whatever you want, but I still think waggling her tush should have drawn a 2 minute interference minor...
I'd REALLY like to hear her say "Into the box with you!"
Looks like the Canucks did get the split in Chicago.
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