1. A whore brings more cocaine, Act IV of Charlie Sheen on Ice.
2. This is supposed to make me feel better about the Wings getting swept in four. Actually, it kinda does.
3. "If one more monor asks me for a snow job, I'm shoving this shovel up his a$$ sidewise."
4. She must have a "date" with Bill Clinton later, she's got the ice ready to put on that and everything.
5. I definitely have to start biting into more York Peppermint patties.