Friday, May 20, 2011

Would Someone Give Crazy Can Head Some Crazy Candy!


1. Nerd mating display.

2. ORA: Dennis Kucinich's rebellious son sought not to block the beams from the mind-control satellites, but to amplify them.

3. Werner von Braun Technical High School presents The Road Warrior.
 

4. "If my lack of social skills doesn't keep the girls away, I bet this will!"

5. And in his senior year, Tyler was voted 'Most Likely to Become a Second Rate Pornographer."

Best of Jack Reacher
Conspicuous displays of wealth in the form of returnable cans will get you robbed in a heartbeat in Michigan.

Best of Matt the K
A crestfallen Kenneth realizes the frequency is NOT in fact 1200.

Best of Submariner
The school nurse took one look and sent Timmy to see Dr. Pepper.

Best of metalgarth
Super, technical ORA, that only IT geeks will understand. At Pepsico, the penalties for code not compiling are pretty harsh

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Madison Avenue's lust for product placement venues leads to the creation of a Clueless Shills Facebook page. Friend it and get a free hat or t-shirt!

Best of Adriane
All right, which of you people wrote in to Mythbusters about protecting yourself from EMP?

Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
"That's right girls," Devon thought slyly, "Check out this six pack, uh-huh, uh-huh..."

Best of Jack Reacher
Laugh if you must, but he swears the comment threads at LGF load faster when he wears this.

Second Best of Matt the K
Dew Boy's instablility was traced back to the time Duff Man molested him at Beverage Camp.

30 comments:

dadoctah said...

Got WiFi?

Jack Reacher said...

Conspicuous displays of wealth in the form of returnable cans will get you robbed in a heartbeat in Michigan.

Matt the K said...

A crestfallen Kenneth realizes the frequency is NOT in fact 1200.

Matt the K said...

Dew Boy's instablility was traced back to the time Duff Man molested him at Beverage Camp.

Matt the K said...

Do the new Psycho Dew. Mental Illness TO THE EXTREME!!!!!

Submariner said...

The school nurse took one look and sent Timmy to see Dr. Pepper.

Submariner said...

Thawt bubble; "This much Dew oughta make ennui release me..."

Submariner said...

Thawt bubble; "This one time a Wasniak Day Camp..."

Submariner said...

Mumbling to self; "They won't give me back my 'tapler program. I, I guess there's nothing left but to burn the school down."

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

Thawt bubble; "Why would she think I wanted to pet her cat? And why did she find it so hilarious when I declined her offer?"

Submariner said...

V da K finally finds and posts an outfit that AoM doesn't have.

JohnS1959 said...
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blue said...

id10t

JohnS1959 said...

"Who, him?", whispered Principal Smith to the new Guidance Councillor, "He calls himself Java Man. And whatever you do - do NOT ask him what his super power is."

dadoctah said...

Tony Stark: budget version.

Rodney Dill said...

I think the Mo-dew-hawk will lead to a resurgence of the mullet.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Parental Crisis Moment
Daddy, this is Craig, the coolest boy in computer camp. He's asked me to marry him!
Pause, count to 10
Oh, and Daddy, he sold his company to Microsoft for $20 million dollars last week.
Crisis Averted

-OR-

Howdy Dewdy, Dumbass

-OR-

Nerd Thawtbubble: Trojans come in different colors and textures? sigh Maybe someday.

JohnS1959 said...

"Mountain Dew?", repeated Clarence, "Can't stand the stuff, Why do you ask?"

metalgarth said...

Super, technical ORA, that only IT geeks will understand.

At Pepsico, the penalties for code not compiling are pretty harsh

Spineless Vertebra said...

I believe it's do the dew, not wear the dew.

dadoctah said...

"DEW'D!"

wv: sessessl. Sylvester the cat's least favorite word.

USMC2841 said...

Dewd???

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Madison Avenue's lust for product placement venues leads to the creation of a Clueless Shills Facebook page. Friend it and get a free hat or t-shirt!

Adriane said...

All right, which of you people wrote in to Mythbusters about protecting yourself from EMP?

Anonymous said...

Don't knock it. This gimmick is great for scoring with Red Neck chicks.

Vinneh

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

Devon easily won the "Low Hanging Fruit Award" at the National Geek Convention.

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

"That's right girls," Devon thought slyly, "Check out this six pack, uh-huh, uh-huh..."

dadoctah said...

Recycling. Ur doin it rong.

Jack Reacher said...

Laugh if you must, but he swears the comment threads at LGF load faster when he wears this.