Monday, May 02, 2011
White Boys Can Not Be Allowed to Jump
1, "So, the score is apparently H-O-R to Get-The-Hell-Back-to-the-oval-office-and-do-your-damn-job-you-feckless-son-of-a-bitch."
2. "Every time he dribbles, the debt increases by $68,000... ain't that a wonder?"
3. "Don't be silly, Joey, he's America's first black president. Of course, he knows where to score some blow." (ATDHE)
4. "Why is he apparently playing basketball on a tennis court?" "Well, Jimmy, the president just ain't that bright."
5. Billy laments, " Can anybody step in for this guy? Anybody? For Mr. Motherfrakking March of Dimes"
Best of Double the U
"la-da-da-dee-da-dee, ON SWEET GEORGIA BROWN!" Eventually Obama grew bored and returned the basketball to the children.
Best of dub
Obama thought bubble: "Did he really just challenge me to a game of 'M'chelle'"?
Best of jj
If anybody blocks the president's shot its off to the FEMA re-education camp!
Best of Submariner
Demonstrating that "All blacks are natural athletes" is just an unfair stereotype, Barry O rolls another gutterball on the shuffleboard court.
Best of dadoctah
Welcome to the premiere of "Have You Got More Game Than A Fifth Grader?"
Best of prince of leaves
Ginger kid channeling Chris Matthews: "When I look at his ass in those tight Sans-A-Belts, I get a funny, tingly feeling up my leg..."
Best of Mr. Hankey
Barry is still 4-square champ of the playground.
Best of Vinneh
"He travels so much I guess he is a Globetrotter."