1, "So, the score is apparently H-O-R to Get-The-Hell-Back-to-the-oval-office-and-do-your-damn-job-you-feckless-son-of-a-bitch."
2. "Every time he dribbles, the debt increases by $68,000... ain't that a wonder?"
3. "Don't be silly, Joey, he's America's first black president. Of course, he knows where to score some blow." (ATDHE)
4. "Why is he apparently playing basketball on a tennis court?" "Well, Jimmy, the president just ain't that bright."
5. Billy laments, " Can anybody step in for this guy? Anybody? For Mr. Motherfrakking March of Dimes"
Best of Double the U
"la-da-da-dee-da-dee, ON SWEET GEORGIA BROWN!" Eventually Obama grew bored and returned the basketball to the children.
Best of dub
Obama thought bubble: "Did he really just challenge me to a game of 'M'chelle'"?
Best of jj
If anybody blocks the president's shot its off to the FEMA re-education camp!
Best of Submariner
Demonstrating that "All blacks are natural athletes" is just an unfair stereotype, Barry O rolls another gutterball on the shuffleboard court.
Best of dadoctah
Welcome to the premiere of "Have You Got More Game Than A Fifth Grader?"
Best of prince of leaves
Ginger kid channeling Chris Matthews: "When I look at his ass in those tight Sans-A-Belts, I get a funny, tingly feeling up my leg..."
Best of Mr. Hankey
Barry is still 4-square champ of the playground.
Best of Vinneh
"He travels so much I guess he is a Globetrotter."
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ORA: "Next I'll show you what I can do with my Flex-O-Lite Ping Pong Paddle."
Dude your shoes...oh yea, you have to be good to get a shoe endorsement!
"Hey", replied Sir Elton pointedly, "I didn't get a harrumph from that guy over there".
"How gauche", cried Sir Elton pointing to the Queen's headgear, "I wore that same hat last season"!
Determined not to look foolish against stronger opponents, Barry is high scorer in Pee Wee Basketball.
"la-da-da-dee-da-dee, ON SWEET GEORGIA BROWN!" Eventually Obama grew bored and returned the basketball to the children.
Its always funny to watch the retards play basketball during the Special Olypics.
Its no surprise that the only black people pictured are those playing basketball.
Obama thought bubble: "Did he really just challenge me to a game of 'M'chelle'"?
If anybody blocks the president's shot its off to the FEMA re-education camp!
WV: unwins...really?
"Now kids - in basketball we call this a head fake", instructed the President, "In politics we call it... blaming our predecessor".
Demonstrating that "All blacks are natural athletes" is just an unfair stereotype, Barry O rolls another gutterball on the shuffleboard court.
Welcome to the premiere of "Have You Got More Game Than A Fifth Grader?"
"Gotta be da shoes!"
It's okay that you can't make a free throw shot, Mr. President. You are after all half white.
Obama puts a wicked move on some guy who pretends to be TOTALLY faked out!
Math is Fundamental
Not surprisingly, both Tim Geithner AND Ben Bernanke picked this photo because it showed that Obamalama had patriotic balls.
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A hundred years from now, declassified files would reveal that Bin Laden's head was encased in a special basketball used at a homecoming event honoring Navy Seals. GO NAVY!
Ginger kid channeling Chris Matthews: "When I look at his ass in those tight Sans-A-Belts, I get a funny, tingly feeling up my leg..."
Believe it or not, boys, I learned this jive ass maneuver while watching that chick Elaine Benes dance.
Oh come on, you know the guy owns 14 pair of Air Jordan's just like the rest of them. ATDHE
Barry is still 4-square champ of the playground.
"He travels so much I guess he is a Globetrotter."
Vinney
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