Monday, May 02, 2011

White Boys Can Not Be Allowed to Jump



1, "So, the score is apparently H-O-R to Get-The-Hell-Back-to-the-oval-office-and-do-your-damn-job-you-feckless-son-of-a-bitch."

2. "Every time he dribbles, the debt increases by $68,000... ain't that a wonder?"

3. "Don't be silly, Joey, he's America's first black president. Of course, he knows where to score some blow." (ATDHE)

4. "Why is he apparently playing basketball on a tennis court?" "Well, Jimmy, the president just ain't that bright."

5. Billy laments, " Can anybody step in for this guy? Anybody? For Mr. Motherfrakking March of Dimes"

Best of Double the U
    "la-da-da-dee-da-dee, ON SWEET GEORGIA BROWN!" Eventually Obama grew bored and returned the basketball to the children.

Best of dub
    Obama thought bubble: "Did he really just challenge me to a game of 'M'chelle'"?

Best of jj
    If anybody blocks the president's shot its off to the FEMA re-education camp!

Best of Submariner
Demonstrating that "All blacks are natural athletes" is just an unfair stereotype, Barry O rolls another gutterball on the shuffleboard court.

Best of dadoctah
    Welcome to the premiere of "Have You Got More Game Than A Fifth Grader?"

Best of prince of leaves
    Ginger kid channeling Chris Matthews: "When I look at his ass in those tight Sans-A-Belts, I get a funny, tingly feeling up my leg..."

Best of Mr. Hankey
    Barry is still 4-square champ of the playground.

Best of Vinneh
    "He travels so much I guess he is a Globetrotter."

24 comments:

Jack Reacher said...

ORA: "Next I'll show you what I can do with my Flex-O-Lite Ping Pong Paddle."

blue said...

Dude your shoes...oh yea, you have to be good to get a shoe endorsement!

Dr. Doom said...

"Hey", replied Sir Elton pointedly, "I didn't get a harrumph from that guy over there".

Dr. Doom said...

"How gauche", cried Sir Elton pointing to the Queen's headgear, "I wore that same hat last season"!

Mr. Hankey said...

Determined not to look foolish against stronger opponents, Barry is high scorer in Pee Wee Basketball.

Double the U said...

"la-da-da-dee-da-dee, ON SWEET GEORGIA BROWN!" Eventually Obama grew bored and returned the basketball to the children.

dub said...

Its always funny to watch the retards play basketball during the Special Olypics.

dub said...

Its no surprise that the only black people pictured are those playing basketball.

dub said...

Obama thought bubble: "Did he really just challenge me to a game of 'M'chelle'"?

jj said...

If anybody blocks the president's shot its off to the FEMA re-education camp!

WV: unwins...really?

Dr. Doom said...

"Now kids - in basketball we call this a head fake", instructed the President, "In politics we call it... blaming our predecessor".

Submariner said...

Demonstrating that "All blacks are natural athletes" is just an unfair stereotype, Barry O rolls another gutterball on the shuffleboard court.

dadoctah said...

Welcome to the premiere of "Have You Got More Game Than A Fifth Grader?"

dadoctah said...

"Gotta be da shoes!"

Spineless Vertebra said...

It's okay that you can't make a free throw shot, Mr. President. You are after all half white.

Steve O said...

Obama puts a wicked move on some guy who pretends to be TOTALLY faked out!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Math is Fundamental
Not surprisingly, both Tim Geithner AND Ben Bernanke picked this photo because it showed that Obamalama had patriotic balls.

-OR-

A hundred years from now, declassified files would reveal that Bin Laden's head was encased in a special basketball used at a homecoming event honoring Navy Seals. GO NAVY!

prince of leaves said...

Ginger kid channeling Chris Matthews: "When I look at his ass in those tight Sans-A-Belts, I get a funny, tingly feeling up my leg..."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Believe it or not, boys, I learned this jive ass maneuver while watching that chick Elaine Benes dance.

dub said...

Oh come on, you know the guy owns 14 pair of Air Jordan's just like the rest of them. ATDHE

Mr. Hankey said...

Barry is still 4-square champ of the playground.

Anonymous said...

"He travels so much I guess he is a Globetrotter."

Vinney

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