Monday, May 09, 2011

Warheads

Sondra K


Best of Carpe Phlogiston
After the Apple IPhone's bars fiasco, nobody was surprised when told that maintaining a good wireless signal will require a special, slightly larger antenna.

Best of prince of leaves
Unfortunately for the reputation for seriousness and gravitas of the Obama administration, the terrorist attack on downtown Miami happened to coincide with mandatory Funny Hat Friday.

Best of prince of leaves
The White House photographer later turned up mysteriously dead, after his new broad-spectrum camera inadvertently captured an image of the Administrations' Drakh minders.

Best of Kaptain Krude
"Should I be bowing to them?"
"No, Mr. President."

Best of americanelephant
For some as yet unknown reason, when the president said, "ABORT!", the whole team quickly placed giant IUD's on their heads.

Best of Adriane
And then, they all chanted in unison: Im-ho-tep! ... Im-ho-tep!! ... Im-ho-tep!!!

Best of jimmy
The leaders sat spellbound as Princess Beatrice telepathically broadcast to the assembled group the next stage of her far-reaching plan to avenge the long-ago humiliation of her mother by the world press. Hillary finds herelf ruing the day Bill commented that even he wouldn't touch that "dumpy Sarah Ferguson".

Best of Submariner
Hillary; "Was Mr. Cleese SURE these would keep away Vorpal Rabbits?"

Best of Dactyl
Step right up folks! Toss the ball through the center hole and win an Obamacare waiver! Step right up!

26 comments:

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Lice and Politics Make Strange Bedfellows
Some questioned the surgeon general's claim that headlice are epidemic. The official decree forcing all carriers to wear a special bonnet silenced most skeptics.

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After the Apple IPhone's bars fiasco, nobody was surprised when told that maintaining a good wireless signal will require a special, slightly larger antenna.

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Casual Fridays = FAIL

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Teleprompter Tubbies

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Bleeding heart liberals will henceforth be required to wear a custom cap. Absolutely nobody saw this Republican-inspired bill coming.

prince of leaves said...

Unfortunately for the reputation for seriousness and gravitas of the Obama administration, the terrorist attack on downtown Miami happened to coincide with mandatory Funny Hat Friday.

prince of leaves said...

Satisfied with the unquestioning compliance with his latest absurd order, Obamagabalus was already making plans to nominate his horse as the new "green jobs" czar.

prince of leaves said...

The White House photographer later turned up mysteriously dead, after his new broad-spectrum camera inadvertently captured an image of the Administrations' Drakh minders.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Should I be bowing to them?"

"No, Mr. President."

Spin said...

For once Joe Biden doesn't look out of place here.

americanelephant said...

For some as yet unknown reason, when the president said, "ABORT!", the whole team quickly placed giant IUD's on their heads.

Rodney Dill said...

Biden: "Actually I always wanted to be a lumberjack.:

JohnS1959 said...

Pleased with his bump in the polls after the raid on UBL, the President assembles his closest advisors and orders DevGru to take out the Mayor of Munchkin City and the entire Lollypop Guild...

Rodney Dill said...

That's some bad hat Harry.

Army of Dad said...

Not a 'Cap' but is just me or does it look like Biden and Obama belong in those hats?

divine miss m said...

Egads, they actually fell for it! Next time tell them the aliens are conducting random anal probes, and I'll bet we can get them to wear tin foil pants.

Adriane said...

And then, they all chanted in unison: Im-ho-tep! ... Im-ho-tep!! ... Im-ho-tep!!!

Submariner said...

The "O 2012" campaign team meets to plan a DevGru hit on the RNC head quarters...



v word - repant - why are we always talking about Biden?

Submariner said...

Funny; in the US, families put faces in the frames then hang them on the wall. In Kenya the practise is a bit different...

Submariner said...

D-A-A-Aum!
Will Tia Tequila EVER pick just one of 'em to screw?

Submariner said...

I know the Administration was losing, but can anybody really believe those rally hats were responsible for the Seal Team's success?

Anyone other than Barry and Biden?

Submariner said...

Hillary's thawt bubble; "THAT'S where Pelosi's botox comes from? O.M.G!"

jimmy said...

The leaders sat spellbound as Princess Beatrice telepathically broadcast to the assembled group the next stage of her far-reaching plan to avenge the long-ago humiliation of her mother by the world press. Hillary finds herelf ruing the day Bill commented that even he wouldn't touch that "dumpy Sarah Ferguson".

Submariner said...

Hillary; "Was Mr. Cleese SURE these would keep away Vorpal Rabbits?"

Dactyl said...

Step right up folks! Toss the ball through the center hole and win an Obamacare waiver! Step right up!

Rodney Dill said...

According to Bill, Hillary was the only bad ass in the room.

Rodney Dill said...

Knock, knock
Who is there?
Goodbye-ya
Goodbye ya who?
Correct (BANG BANG)

Mr. Hankey said...

ABC's "The Bachelorette": This week, Hillary's game to have the guys to wear their favorite hat to the party goes awry when they all show up with the same design. And another bachelor goes home.

Xenophon said...

"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn."

Cricket said...

Karl Rove was laughing...all the way to the bank. No one would suspect they weren't tin hats.

Or:

"Where is the red nose?"